April Fool’s Day jokes

April Fools’ Day jokes to tease people.

April Fools’ Day jokes to tease people. You must not miss these April Fools’ Day jokes about people. It’s a small sentence. It can be said that everyone in the audience laughed, and they were able to play tricks on each other. It can be said to be a very happy day. Let’s take a look at the April Fools’ Day jokes. April Fools' Day jokes 1

27 April Fools' Day jokes

1. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Since I have known you so far, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a piece of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are... …Two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, , please use your mobile phone to hit the cash machine hard! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Don’t be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend to be like me! Easily injured! You have no one to gang fight with! I can't challenge you alone! I'll beat you into Zhang Haidi at worst! Or I'll beat you into a mummy! Give you some face! Beat you until you can't take care of yourself. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Starting from April 1, the salary of all staff in the unit will increase by RMB 40. Please go to the finance department from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 1 to claim the shortfall from January to March. Happy holidays!

6. One thing, if you understand it, it’s heaven, if you don’t understand it, it’s hell. Since you are alive, you must live well. Don’t always take everything seriously, don’t take advantage of others, don’t be too concerned about face, and don’t be petty. Not caring is a kind of open-mindedness and freedom. I don't care about you, I just wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

7. Live for money, die for money! Run for money all your life! The second line will cost you money, but you will be cheated by money! Live your life with money! Hengpi cannot do it without money.

8. I’m going to treat you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly, tell me. After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired!

9. Report: Your sleeping posture is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

10. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you to live like a fool, with abilities that make you foolish, with wealth that makes you foolish every month, with all your efforts in doing things, with endless foolish food, and with tea and meals, you talk and laugh happily, so you are worried. Stupidity disappears, happy April Fool’s Day!

11. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what makes me angry the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you keep losing hair!

12. On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a Happy Rabbit to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a Happy Rabbit to accompany you to happiness and sweetness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Once the leg of the table in our dormitory was short, so we used a turtle to cushion it for a semester. In the end, it was still alive. Two guys called me a beast.

14. It’s April Fool’s Day again, and I can confess to the person I like again.

15. The sweet words on Valentine’s Day fool you, but the sincerity on April Fool’s Day cannot impress you!

16. I heard that you don’t have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as an experiment. If you receive it, it is confirmed that it has the SMS function and it is mine, please reply to me; I have it, it is yours!

17. The biggest April Fool’s Day joke is that no one is kidding me.

18. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool’s Day, I will let anyone not celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day!

19. Since that first encounter, my two eyes have never left your side. I have been lucky enough to be your beauty for three lifetimes. I miss you 45 times now, and my tears of lovesickness have become a river, and there are 7 scattered memories floating there. Say 10 words to 99’s excited hearts. Today is April Fool’s Day.

20. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will grow old; if the moon is traceless, the moon will grow round; if the river has a heart, it will never be exhausted; if you have no intention, you will follow! Knowing you is the first day in forever, liking you one more day than forever, playing with you is the source of my happiness throughout the day, Happy April Fool's Day!

21. The sun is warm outside and the breeze is gentle. I can’t help but think of you again. You are so special and eye-catching. No matter where you go, your return rate is nearly 100%. Go out again. Did you run naked? Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just because one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. I confess that I have three intentions for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, truly touch you, and care for you. Second meaning: Your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will conscientiously carry out half-hearted efforts to the end.

24. If you reject my confession on April Fool’s Day this year, I will crawl on your grave and cry on Qingming Festival.

25. I am not a fool on April Fool’s Day because I am not a fool.

26. A river with spring water and a river with waves make a mountain higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his phone. When he takes out his phone and looks down, he realizes that he is an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Communication users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam the mobile phone on the ground as hard as possible. Repeat a few times and the mobile phone will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day jokes 2

Selected sentences about April Fool's Day jokes

1. After April Fool's Day, it is Qingming Festival. It's true.

2. How to celebrate April Fool’s Day! Let’s celebrate the Qingming Festival.

3. Confession on April Fool’s Day is both truth and dare to me.

4. On April Fool’s Day, I am most afraid of my boss telling me to work overtime, even if I leave, it doesn’t matter if I don’t leave.

5. Don’t be nervous, don’t be afraid, I’m not a good person. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. Happy April Fool's Day, let you and I become fools today, and only I will become a smart person tomorrow.

7. From now on, I will not raise cats or dogs, only you, is that true?, Well, after all, you can make a fortune by raising pigs.

8. The greatest sorrow in life is not that you are cheated on April Fools’ Day, but that there is no one who even cheats you on April Fools’ Day.

9. Today is April Fool’s Day. Your partner will definitely ask you to go out to play, but don’t believe it, because you have no partner at all.

10. In the early morning, you gently approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes were always looking at me. I really couldn’t refuse you. Be a good dog and take care of me. You go for a walk.