Joke every day

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

(proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no, thanks.

Teacher: ...

& lt& lt If it makes you crazy >>

Blue dream: Do you howl?

Dance gently with the breeze: you are howling.

Blue dream: typo, I mean how are you?

Breeze dancing: not bad.

Blue Dream: Who is it?

Dancing with the breeze: Jiangsu.

Blue Dream: Is it cold there?

The breeze dances lightly: the snow is flying all over the sky, and the cold wind is like a knife.

Blue Dream: What's your name?

Light breeze dancing: light breeze dancing

Blue dream: I mean my real name.

Light breeze and light dance: there is it on QQ.

Blue dream: Can you say it?

Dancing with the Wind: Why?

Blue Dream: Let's get this straight.

Dancing with the Wind: What should I do?

Blue Dream: Because I asked.

Dancing with the breeze: can't you just say what you ask?

Blue dream: I'm not a bad person.

Dancing in the breeze: Did the bad guys sign the label?

Blue dream: No. But I'm a good man.

Gentle wind and light dance: Please send me the certificate of being a good person.

Blue dream: No. But you said it to show your sincerity in making friends.

The breeze dances lightly: hefengqingwu^_^

Blue dream: How about typing sweat?

Don't sweat when typing.

Blue dream: I mean typing your name.

Dancing with the Wind: Does my name annoy you?

Blue dream: No.

Breeze dancing: Then why did you call my name?

Blue dream: I mean typing.

Dancing with the Wind: Which word bothers you?

Blue dream: OK, tell me your phone number.

Dancing with the wind: plastic, red.

Blue Dream: No, I want you to give me your phone number.

I still need my mobile phone at home. You want to buy it yourself.

Blue Dream: No, I want you to tell me your phone number.

Breeze dancing: Did the phone call come out? I thought it was made by the factory.

Blue Dream: No, I want your phone number.

Dancing in the breeze: I can't take it off because it's embedded in my mobile phone.

Blue Dream: What's your phone number?

Dance gently with the wind: twelve, ten numeric keys, a diagonal key and a pound key.

Blue dream: I asked what the phone number was.

Light breeze and light dance: from 1 to 9, 0 is behind.

Blue dream: I'm devastated!

Dancing with the wind: What's wrong with you?

Blue dream: No.

Dancing with the wind: How did it collapse? Terminal illness?

Blue dream: I can't ask your phone number.

Dancing with the Wind: Does it matter?

Blue dream: What's the phone for? Isn't it just to chat? You have to tell someone,

The phone works.

Dancing with the wind: the telephone is used to surf the Internet.

Blue Dream: The telephone is still used for chatting.

Breeze dancing: Yes, haven't we been talking on the phone?

Blue Dream: Where have we talked? You haven't spoken for a long time.

Breeze dancing: I said dozens of words.

Blue dream: Oh, you make me dizzy. Maybe next time.

The breeze dances gently: Bye-bye.

One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs are at the door and one is on the roof. Pig A and pig B are at the door, and pig C is on the roof. Who is pig A, where is pig B and what is pig C? ) So:

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A: "What's on the roof?"

Wolf: "I mean what's your name?"

Pig A: "My name is' Who' and' What' is on the roof!"

The wolf asked pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: "I'm not' who', he's' who' (referring to pig A)."

Wolf: Do you know him?

Pig B: "Hmm!"

Wolf: "Who is he?"

Pig B: "Yes."

Wolf: "What?"

Pig B: "What's on the roof!" "

Wolf: "Where?"

Pig B: "Where am I?"

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "Who is he?" . (pointing to pig head a again) "

Wolf: "How should I know?"

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig B: "He's on the roof."

Wolf: "Where?"

Pig B: "It's me."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "Who am I? Who is he?"

Wolf: "My God!" " "

Pig A and Pig B: "My God" is our father! "

Wolf: "What, it's your father?"

Pig B: "No!"

The wolf couldn't stand it any longer and sighed, "Why?"

Pig A, Pig B and Pig C: "Do you know our grandfather?"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is' why'."

Wolf: "Why?"

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "What is it?"

Pig A: "No,' why'."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig A: "Who am I?"

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: Yes, I am' Who'. "

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A and Pig B: "He's on the roof."

The wolf vomited blood and died. . .