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Interesting couplets
"Up and down as one, Tan uneasy te; Two hands, on and off, break off. "
Baotu Spring in Jinan has such a couplet: it vividly depicts the God of Baotu Spring, the first spring in the world.
Rhyme makes people feel immersive.
"Buddha's foot spring, fluttering down two jade belts; At the source of living water, a string of pearls emerged. "
Geographical interesting couplets
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The Beijing-Guangzhou line runs through the North-South Longhai Road, across things and extending in all directions.
The Yangtze River is like a snake. Going to the Yellow River in the East China Sea is like coming to the point of no return in the next few days.
The four seas, five mountains, mountains and rivers, seven continents and four oceans are the home of meteorological new human beings.
Long summer without winter Hainan Island is long in winter and short in summer. Heilongjiang has a vast territory.
North China Xue Rui Dong Mai Wang Jianghuai Meiyu Daoxiang harvest is in sight
Guilin's landscape is the best in the world, and Jiuzhai's beauty is the best in the world.
The ends of the earth are warm as spring in winter, but the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in midsummer has a different cold landscape.
The Qinling Mountains straddle the East-West Grand Canal, and the spectacular airflow that divides the mountains and rivers from north to south is blocked, so it cannot run through Beijing and Hangzhou.
Bobab showed African kangaroos that Australia is a wonderful world, and the tropical grassland landscape in Leah is very wonderful.
Freezing rain sprinkled on the window, 2 o'clock in the east (freezing) and 3 o'clock in the west (sprinkling)
Slice the melon, eight knives (points) and seven knives (cuts)
Eight kings of pipa, harp and harp, the king is on the throne.
Ghosts, ghosts, four kids, ghosts invade the border.
Look at the moon on the door.
Tian Tian, West Geng Xin
A bright day separates the sun from the moon.
Wuyue Qiu Ge
Walking through three stones in Qiao Lei
The way to separate the two mountains
Riding a strange horse, pulling a long bow, playing the lute on the harp, the eight kings, the king on the throne, fighting alone.
Pretending to be human, attacking the dragon suit, enchanting four kids, ghosts invading the world, take them away together.
Zhang Longgong, riding a strange horse, fighting alone.
Marry a daughter, get pregnant, have a son and a niece.
The spine is paid and cut into four bundles vertically and horizontally.
Open the door, move more and make up for the double room.
Hong is a riverside bird with little water and little sand.
Silkworm is the worm in the world, and the embankment is the only way.
The fun of temple fairs
Hey! Where to shoot?
Oh! They celebrate the New Year.
(Land Temple Alliance)
There are many jokes in this street;
My parents never say anything.
(Satire Land Temple Association)
My sweetheart's eldest brother and third brother;
Wu Dong in the Northern Wei Dynasty was a thorn in his side.
(Shandong Jining Guandi Temple Alliance)
Only a little difference between life and death can you enter the temple to pay homage to the emperor;
If there is no light, why burn incense?
(Jiangsu Rugao Guandi Temple Alliance)
Even if money is hard to buy;
You should know that no medicine can cure poverty.
(A god of wealth, a god of medicine, also worships the temple)
It is futile to laugh at these children;
To tolerate a big belly is to be superior
(Title Maitreya Trade Union)
There are people in front of us who love each other. Why don't you laugh?
There are many unbearable things in the world, so why not tolerate them?
(Zhenjiang Jiao Shan Tomi Union)
There is an empty bag near here. If the bag can hold the past and present, why not open it and show it to everyone?
There is a small pestle on that hand, and the industry can't afford it. Just put it down, not just haha.
(Bag Monk Temple Association)
Ruthless under the whip, doing evil in the Ming dynasty;
He has eyes on his head, so we can see that he is cheating in the dark.
(Guiyang Qianling Mountain Lingguan Dianlian)
Behind him is a clear distinction between right and wrong, and the blind girl village Weng talks nonsense;
At present, it is quite lively, and a talent is a few cents.
(Wuxian Tang Yin Cilian)
Hurriedly suffer, a debt to make up;
Honest and patient, knocking at the door in the middle of the night is not surprising.
(Yunnan Shiping City God Temple Alliance)
Be a good person, with peace of mind and stable dreams;
Do something good and learn from ghosts and gods.
(Shanghai Yuyuan City God Temple Alliance)
May all lovers be well, jack shall have Jill;
This is destiny takes a hand, don't miss the marriage.
(Hangzhou Yuelao Temple Alliance)
To be a good person, loyal ministers and dutiful sons have been rewarded since ancient times;
Don't worry, please see how the big rape ends.
(Shandong Jiaozhou Chenghuang Temple Alliance)
Mo Dao is an empty net, and you must be down-to-earth if you want to come in;
Pay attention to the fork in the road. If you go wrong, you will fall into a deep pit.
(Yunnan Heqing Longhua Mountain Temple Alliance)
Still not up? Even lazy people make excuses for such efforts;
Why not fall asleep? In this era, you will be happy if you have a good dream.
(Lanzhou Wuquanshan Sleeping Buddha Temple Alliance)
What spirit do I have that even my own fractures and peeling are hard to cure;
Why respect it? It is very serious to ask a doctor to prescribe medicine.
(Hunan Shuangfeng Ancestral Temple Alliance)
I used to do a lot of evil and kill people with scriptures. It can be seen that Yamaraja is afraid of monks;
This life is a good thing, paper can't wrap it up, you have to know that Buddha loves money.
(Fujian Yongding Jinfeng Yitan Association)
(2) Pavilion Fun Association
Don't be careless when going up;
Be careful when you come down.
(Wudang Nantianmen Alliance)
They are all reading heroes;
There is a god who dozes off
(Hubei Huanggang Narcissus Pavilion Alliance)
Come, sit in the middle of the mountain;
Walk five miles to heaven.
(Jiuhuashan Diaoyutai Federation)
Come up, it is superior;
Looking at the distance, my eyes are wide open.
(Lu Tinglian)
Come and sit here, regardless of you and me;
Go and have a rest and go your separate ways.
(Lu Tinglian)
There is a road where Qixin goes up;
Surrounded by mountains, I look at each other with special respect when I come back.
(Suzhou Lingyanshan Land Machinery Pavilion Alliance)
Step by step carefully, beware of the narrow road ahead;
Look at the layers, you should know the height of the mountain behind you.
(He Huan Loulian, Xiushan, Tonghai, Yunnan)
All four are empty, sit for a moment, without dividing you and me;
There are two roads at both ends. Have a drink, west and east respectively.
(Luoyang Gudao Tea Pavilion)
See you later, and then don't forget today's language;
The future is infinite, and you must ask people to move forward.
(Yuanyuan Hall, Shidong, Qiyang, Hunan)
The road ahead is vast, sit for a moment and walk north and south;
It's sunny, have a drink, whether it's cold or hot.
(Liaolian, Wujiang Pavilion, Hunan)
Everywhere, where to go, seeking two meals, distinguishing evil from right;
In perfect order, who is the guest and who is the master, eat a bowl and run around.
(Guangzhou Sanhenjing Tea Pavilion Alliance)
(3) Other subvented organizations
If you have any heart, you must go to another party;
Don't come here without a big face.
(Title: Old Office Trade Union)
I have been wronged, too. Dare I forget that day?
You don't have to try your best to win, because you will hurt yourself in the end.
(Lobbying group in the old government office)
Almost became the champion of the Five Classics;
Good people will name him.
(After a student won the second place, the title link)
The same belly, full, does not know the bitterness of hunger;
The average face, when the body laughs, loses time.
(referring to time link)
Take a break, but I don't know that people are so bitter;
After that, I felt ashamed that I had learned nothing.
(self-attachment)
Busy becoming famous, busy making money, busy relaxing and drinking a bowl of tea;
Work hard, work hard, have fun in pain, and bring a pot of wine.
(Tea Hotel Alliance)
People only have this person, and they will be crazy if they don't enter the holy land, and it is difficult to stand in the middle;
If you want to learn, you have to learn Yesterday has passed, and now you must stay. What time are you coming back?
(Changsha Chengnan College Alliance)
I am very busy this time, and I am also famous for my intentions. After all, the lake is painted to the end;
This trip is good. I've never lost anyone.
(Sun Zui elegiac couplet)
A table of snacks and half a table of fruit, how can we know the sufferings of the people?
Meeting at two o'clock and being here at four o'clock is the revolutionary spirit.
(Feng Yuxiang stabbed Shi Lian to death)
With this practical effort, I am not afraid that two or three people are a minority;
Look at your childish temper. Who says fifty is middle-aged?
(Ding Wenjiang congratulates Hu Shi on his 50th birthday)
In the sad pavilion, dim the lights and change poetry and calligraphy for students;
Buried in the pile of old paper, the poor manuscript fee provides daily necessities for the whole family.
(A couplet written by an old teacher himself)
Don't be sad when you die, so you can take care of the things behind you and don't make a mess;
It's me again. I want to leave my family behind and go back to the three parties and six relatives.
(Xu Zhiying from elegiac couplet)
Set off a thousand firecrackers and blow the poor man away. For years, this little slave dragged me down with a pair of empty hands.
Light three incense sticks and invite the god of wealth to come in. From now on, I wish you Old Master Q and that I have 100,000 pieces wrapped around my waist.
(An old poor student's New Year's couplet)
All the feasts in the world will come to an end, just as you and I have passed the eighties. We are happy when we are born and sad when we die. When I was three years old, I would be surprised to leave first.
The most embarrassing thing in life is that people are dying, and four generations of children and grandchildren live alone. They are deaf and sleepy in the grave. I'll be right there.
(An 80-year-old man holds his wife's couplet)
When you are carried away by yellow, you will also be carried away by yellow.
East chapter, west chapter, chapter, chapter, bridge, sun chapter.
Five people * * * umbrella, little people and big people all cover the battle.
The four ports are the same as the figure, and the inner port comes from the outer port tube.
There are stars all over the sky. Who dares to play chess?
Who can play the pipa on the road?
A thousand-year-old tree is a hanger.
Wanli Yangtze River Zuoyupen
Loose chess, pine nuts fall with chess.
Fishing by hanging a willow line is often accompanied by the hanging of a fishing line.
The moon under the water is like the sky on the moon.
The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.
Mother duck washes her feet without shoes.
The rooster has a bun, but it has no loose head.
Pepper is very spicy and has a long black heart.
Meirui's mouth was white before turning on the polished rod.
The four gills of perch monopolize Songjiang prefecture.
Pang Xie has eight legs across the world and nine continents under the world.
Whip the ox on the back
Poke the black dog's teeth with a stick
A flock of wild geese are passing by.
Half a roasted goose crawled on the ground.
How can bamboo be empty without a heart?
This snow is meaningless, but it will come next year.
The night bath is full of stars.
Go to Taige early and bring back three generations of Gankun.
The frozen ice in the water sows snow and frost on it.
Fog rose in the air and clouds began to appear.
Thinking about the past, I want to read the book from left to right.
Sit facing south, eat watermelon skin and throw it east.
Read the Red Chamber and see Baochai Grand View Garden.
Look at the west wing, where there is Sun Zhang and Fusaiji.
Cows are grazing in the fields of Bi Ye.
A horse in the poplar forest knows the way.
Four lights, a layer of paper, shine brightly on the southeast and northwest.
A year's study, eight hanging money, hard work, through spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Dongting Lake is 800 miles long, and the waves are rolling and stormy. Where did the master come from?
Wushan gorge, twelve peaks, misty, examiner descended from the sky.
The four rivers are the first, and the summer seasons are the second. The old man lives in Jiangxia. Who is the first and who is the second?
Three religions and nine streams are in the front, three talents are in the back, and the boy is Confucianism. How dare he be in front and behind?
Shanglian:
The green water is carefree, and the face is wrinkled by the wind.
Downlink:
Castle peak is not old, it is a snow-white head.
Precautions:
Temple couplets in the northeast are about Tianchi and Changbai Mountain.
Heroes of ancient and modern times, sages and wise kings have achieved earth-shattering fame. At that time, they will hang down the archway and enjoy ten thousand silks;
The former boss, Mr. and Mrs. Miss, as a reward, it is better to save a life than to build a seven-level pagoda.
(Oral couplets between old teachers and beggars)
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