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Trump lost the joke.
She whispered to Trump: "You see how smart I am. The shopkeeper didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will beat you to win the president of the United States! " "Trump said," Is it your usual style to cheat and steal in order to achieve your goals? "In fact, the same result can be achieved by honest methods. Look at me! "
So Trump said to the bakery owner: "I am Trump, the Republican presidential candidate. Now I'll show you a magic trick. Please do me a favor and pass me this cake. "
The shopkeeper was curious and immediately gave him a cake as he said. Trump wolfed down, asked for another piece and swallowed it. Then Trump asked for a third cake, which slipped into his stomach.
At this time, the shopkeeper was puzzled and asked Trump when this magic would appear.
Trump replied, "Now is the moment to witness the miracle. The three cakes just now are in Hillary's pocket "\u"
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