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Seeing that I was stunned, Yu Gongzi chuckled: "What's the matter?"
"Childe, this is ...? "I looked at his clear eyes and felt numb. Is that him? My destiny takes a hand's person? The one who will deliver my hair? This man touched the softest part of my heart so easily. For an instant, he felt that his lazy smile was pleasing and won my heart. I looked at his handsome face and couldn't help being infatuated.
"It's just a carving gadget, don't just put it in your hair." He lightly tunnel, hug my ear hair, my face suddenly some hot. It turned out that this hairpin was just carved by him. I thought of his serious and attentive expression when carving, and I felt a little sweet in my heart, and slowly came out and wrapped me up.
At that moment, I almost forgot everything, Chu Shang, the hatred between me and him, I was in danger, and I have been trying to survive carefully since I came to this world ... All these sufferings are insignificant compared with the sweetness at this moment. What has been lurking in my heart has always been such a small wish, as long as I can live happily in the world and meet someone who loves me.
It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea, which is elusive. In fact, it's only half right. When a woman falls in love with a man, all her thoughts revolve around the man she loves, and everything she says and does is easy to understand. Am I in love with him? How did love come so easily? However, why am I full of joy at this moment? I can't tell you how much I like this man who holds me in his arms. His every move is so pleasing to the eye at the moment.
Maybe I'm too quiet, maybe my expression is too soft, maybe the tenderness in my eyes is too strong to express joy, or maybe I'm showing a side that Yu Gongzi has never seen before. How many times can a proud person like me perform in his life? He looked at my expression thoughtfully, his eyes gradually deepened and he bowed his head. His face pressed down slowly. I thought he was going to kiss me, but he just touched my nose with his nose, wiped it twice, looked at me, pursed his lips and smiled and wiped my nose affectionately.
Die, where can I stand such gentle teasing? I groaned, as if inviting him to further invade and occupy. He giggled, his lips slowly pressed down and gently touched mine. My body can't help shivering. His lips were so cold that he felt my trembling and his lips curled slightly. I grabbed him by the neck and offered them to his lips, and my face burned. I like his lips and kisses so much that I can't help shivering. I just feel a kind of extreme pleasure pounding my brain, making my hair dizzy and my whole body soft. It's over. Judging from my experience in the past 30 years, this is the extreme pleasure I get when I kiss the person I like. His lips became warmer, and I sucked his tongue into my mouth and clung to it, thinking vaguely in my mind, is it him? Is it really him? Is he really the only thrill for me? My love?
If the world is destroyed at this moment, I will. If he wants me now, I will. I closed my eyes and my whole body seemed to have a low fever. I like his lips, his kisses and his arms. I like them. Instantly, I reached into his skirt and touched his strong chest. I shivered and groped for the button of his skirt and found one. I was about to untie it, but he grabbed my hand. I obediently let him catch it. Men really prefer to take the initiative, so I cater to his male chauvinism. He kissed me so hard that he suddenly let me go. While I was catching my breath, he let go of my hand and reminded my chin with a light smile: "You girl, how dare you seduce me in broad daylight ..."
"Don't you like it?" I made no secret of my happy eyes and stared at him boldly. I like you so much that I don't think it's shameful to have sex with someone I like.
"Yes, you girl, I like this moment best today ..." His voice was hoarse and I smiled. Yes, because I am the most real at this moment. You may have just inadvertently touched the softest part of my heart, but you let me fully show my innermost feelings. It's really a loss. I sighed, but I didn't regret it.
"Don't go if you like ..." My thief jumped on him with a smile. The handsome man lay on his back, alas, handsome ..., rubbed a comfortable position on him, and disdainfully stripped his clothes with his hands. He grabbed my hand comically again, with longing in his eyes and a faint smile in his voice: "Girl, do you want to play with fire?"
"Don't you want to?" I smiled, and my other hand slipped under him, holding it as high as an angry dragon, and smiled proudly: "I don't think so here, son." It seems that your body is more honest ... "
Trembling all over, he rolled over and pinned me down. He couldn't help taking a deep breath and gnashing his teeth, saying, "Goblin ..."
"Ye ..." I snorted. Mei Sheng seduced him, and I tried my best. These men obviously want it very much, but they still have to pretend to be gentlemen and melodramatic! He groaned loudly, and I smiled with satisfaction and my hand moved again. He gasped, reached for my little hand that was messing with him, and gnashed his teeth and said, "Don't move! If I don't want to show it to others, I promise I will want you without your seduction! "
What do you mean? I blinked and saw the thin sweat on his forehead. His heart melted and he was about to let go, but he jumped over. A white awn in his sleeve shot at the dense lotus pond a few feet away, and instantly cut off a large lotus leaf in the lotus pond. The white awn flew back in a flash, but it was a white paper fan. I only heard a sparse sound between the lotus ponds, accompanied by a "boo".
I quickly stood up and ran to the pool with Yu Gongzi. The pink figure swayed awkwardly in the water. I looked intently and laughed out loud. It was General Ji Jingyun's little niece who found me in trouble on the road just now.
"Yu ... Uncle Yu ..." The little wild cat fluttered in the water twice and was soaked through. "If it is pulled safely, it will not swim safely."
"Peace, didn't I tell you that people are not allowed to come in here?" Yu childe holding his knees, looked at her lightly, unhurried tunnel, as if in no hurry.
"I ... I was wrong ..." Jiping fluttered in the water, anxious and panicked. "Uncle Yu, help me ..."
Yu Gongzi smiled, but still didn't go down to save her. He seems to want to punish the unruly little girl. Maybe he will find peace in the lotus pond. The long winding bridge on the lotus pond is hidden in the lotus leaves of the pond. If you squat on the bridge, your body will be covered by high lotus leaves, and it is not easy to find someone hiding here. This Yu Gongzi must be skilled in martial arts, otherwise,
Thinking of the scene of flirting with Yu Gongzi just now must have made Jiping peek, which is a bit annoying. But seeing her flopping in the water for a long time, I choked a few mouthfuls and my heart softened. I couldn't help pleading with her: "Son, it's autumn, and the water in the pool is cold. If Miss Ji has a cold, it's hard to tell General Ji. Please spare her this time and pull her up. "
When he spoke, he saw the silence sink safely to the bottom of the pool. He was shocked and panicked: "Son, she has sunk, please help her ..."
Yu Gongzi gave me a look, smiled faintly and said, "If Ji Pingan died so easily, he wouldn't have a headache."
That is to say, he was still jumping in the air, standing on tiptoe on the stem of a lotus leaf with broken leaves, then shooting like a meteor, bending over in the air to find out, his arm reaching into the water, and with a crash, he scooped up a muddy silence from the water, flashed a few times, flew back to the shore and put it on the grass. He did everything except the sleeve of his right hand.
I was dumbfounded. It seems that his martial arts is not weak, but weak. Ann was lying on the ground, her face was blue, her lips were white and her eyes were closed. Yu Gongzi frowned, and his tone was somewhat harsh: "Peace, do you still want to fight?" The water in that pond is not deep enough for you. If you stand up straight, you can show your head. Where is it flooded? "
Silence turned a deaf ear to peace, and his body did not move. Yu Gongzi saw that she didn't respond at all, so she squatted down and put her hand into her nose. As soon as his face changed, he grabbed her shoulder and shook it: "Peace, stop playing and open your eyes."
Ji Pingan is not pretending, but is he really drowning? I saw Yu Gongzi's color change, and I knew that Ji Pingan's situation was not good. I quickly pulled away Yu Gongzi and said, "Gongzi, let me try." If she really can't swim as Ping An said, she will panic if she falls into the water. Where can you imagine how deep the pool is? If she stands up straight, she won't drown. This Yu Gongzi, when did everyone become so calm like him?
I explored a quiet breath and stopped breathing. I quickly cleaned up the water and sludge in her mouth and nose, unbuttoned her buttons and neckline, and kept her respiratory tract open. Hold her chin, hold her nostrils, take a deep breath, and then slowly blow into your mouth. Seeing my mouth-to-mouth silence, Yu Gongzi didn't know what I wanted to do and couldn't help saying, "What are you doing?"
"Artificial respiration, don't make trouble, stay away." I ignored her and continued my movements. Fortunately, my previous unit found someone to teach us a lesson on drowning self-help, otherwise I really don't know what to do. When Jiping's chest bulged slightly, I relaxed her nostrils, held her chest with one hand to help her exhale, and continued to breathe rhythmically for her repeatedly until she suddenly suffocated and spit out a stream of sewage. I was relieved, helped her sit up and asked softly, "How do you feel?"
Jiping's round eyes turned for a while, and when he saw Yu Gongzi, he began to cry loudly. While crying, he protested loudly: "Uncle Yu is not good ... ouch ... I don't care if he falls into the water. I will never talk to you again ... "
Yu Gongzi stood awkwardly, and his face turned red and white. I gave him a white look and said, "What are you standing for? Take off your clothes quickly. "
"What?" He doesn't seem to understand. "You told me to take off my clothes?"
"Miss Ji's wet clothes should be taken off at once. You won't take it off for her. Do you want me to take it off? " I raised an eyebrow and continued to call him around. "Turn around and let me help Miss Ji take off her clothes. Don't look! "
His face twitched to say something. Then he turned and began to take off his robe. I snickered, thinking I could see the handsome guy naked. As a result, his underwear was still in his robe, and the voyeurism plan failed. I'm so angry that I smoke. He took off his robe and threw it to me. I didn't turn around. I reluctantly took the robe, took it off for Jiping three or two times, and wrapped her in Yu Gongzi's robe. Then he said to the man with his back to me, "Well, son, I have to send Miss Ji back to her room quickly, soak her in hot water and call the doctor to come and have a look."
He gave me a look, his eyes full of questions. I avoided his eyes, lifted Jiping up and saw him still standing there, staring at me stupefied. I couldn't help frowning and saying, "What are you standing there for? Why don't you take Miss Ji back? She is numb with cold now and can't walk at all. "
"I don't want him to hug!" Miss Ji Da is also arrogant and angry. After hearing what I said, she angrily tunnel.
I glanced at her and said with a smile, "Miss Ji won't let him hug her. Do you want to walk back by yourself? "
"Go back, walk back." Her big miss got angry and pushed me away. She staggered and almost fell to the ground. Jade childe came forward to hold her, picked her up, and ignored her reprimand angrily to the outside of the garden. I chuckled to myself, alas, these two guys, big and small, are all awkward people.
——2006、9、 13
The second volume Cangdu Chapter 1 13 Flower Wedding
So quiet! So quiet! Like a mother's warm uterus, there was a faint sound of dripping water in the darkness. I close my eyes and feel my body sinking into darkness layer by layer. Go to sleep, my consciousness, my feelings, don't wake up, it's not easy to sleep comfortably all the time. It seems that someone is talking, it seems that someone is crying, but those voices can't hit the dark inner wall. I smile, this is really a wonderful place, there is no calculation, no love and hate, no emotion, only warmth, calm, soothing and safety.
A faint flute sound came from a distance, and its breath was so close to the fog that it merged with it silently, calmly passed through the dense fog, circled in my ear and gradually wrapped me up. Shut up, I want to sleep. I brushed impatiently, and it stubbornly got into my ear and pulled my eardrum, making my ear itch. I giggled. "What a nuisance ..."
The voice wandered around me playfully, disturbing me like a naughty little hand. I sighed and opened my eyes angrily. There is a light in front of me. I blinked in confusion and heard a gentle voice: "You are awake."
Turning around, I saw Zheng Yun sitting on the bed with a short Yu Di in his hand. I smiled silently and sighed lightly: "Zheng Yun, why are you suffering!" Why did you wake me up? Can't you just let me sleep? I am really tired!
"I have slept for seven days. If I don't wake up, your little red girl will kill someone. " With a hint of joy on his face, Zheng Yun put down his flute and helped me sit up.
Dazed, I looked up and saw Xiaohong sleeping at the end of the bed. I smiled: "Is this child afraid?"
"I am exhausted, too. I have been with you for so many days and haven't had a good rest. " Zhengyun road I lifted the quilt and got out of bed, feeling a little weak. Zheng Yun quickly hugged me. I chuckled, "I'm fine. Help me carry Xiaohong to bed and let her have a good sleep. "
Taking off Xiaohong's shoes and covering the quilt, I looked at Zheng Yun and said, "I want to go for a walk in the garden."
"I will accompany you." Zheng Yun took my hand and looked very gentle.
"You are a beautiful garden." I sat in the small wooden pavilion where I met Zheng Yun last time, holding the fragrant tea brewed by Zheng Yun for me, and smiled faintly: "By the way, how is the recovery?"
"She can't do it so soon. Stay with me for a while. No problem. I am worried about coming to see you every day these days. " Zheng Yun smiled and said, I'm a little sorry. "I'm really sorry."
"It's good to have friends worried about you." He smiled gently. "A woman like you deserves to make friends."
I smiled to myself. Really? I bow my head, what love, what friendship, stop here, too deep, I really can't afford it. When I returned to the wing, I saw Xiaohong running out in a hurry. As soon as she saw me, she threw herself into my arms and cried, "Girl, there you are. I was afraid you were gone ... "
"Silly girl." I hugged her and whispered, "How can I leave our little red?"
"That girl hasn't woken up, and I'm so scared ..." Xiaohong sobbed in my arms. "The doctor said that the girl might never wake up, and I ..."
"Fool, haven't you woken up?" I smiled and wiped the tears from her face. "Come on, don't cry, let Yun Gongzi see a joke."
Xiaohong sobbed and wiped her eyes. I dragged her into the house: "Go and pack your things. We have disturbed Mr. Yun for so many days, and it's time to go back. "
"You can always live here." Zheng Yun said gently, "You are not well yet, so you don't have to be in such a hurry."
"But I'm afraid I'm worried at home ..." I was about to speak when Xiaohong interrupted me: "Grandpa Fu doesn't know about the girl's fainting. He only knows that the girl is a guest of Yun Gongzi here, so he is not worried. The girl lives here and lets the ruthless dead book stay ... "
I'm shaking. I've been avoiding this name since I woke up. At this time, I suddenly heard Xiaohong mention this matter, and my heart was still painful. I paused and asked, "Has his injury healed?"
"Girl, fuck him!" Little red angry tunnel, "he let you cough up blood, what do you care about him? He knows that the girl is in a coma and won't come to see you ... "
"Xiaohong, don't say that about him." I sighed lightly. "You don't understand what I did to him."
"I don't understand. I only know that this time the girl will be angry with him. " Xiaohong's eyes are red. "If anything happens to that girl, I want that dead idiot to pay for it!"
"Fool ..." I touched her head and smiled gently. "Go and wash your face. It's all spent. "
Xiaohong wiped her face shyly and went out. Zheng Yun smiled and said, "You are a servant girl who has devoted herself to you."
"I regard her as my sister." I said simply that Zheng Yun recognized my meaning and smiled. "You just woke up, so have a rest. See you later. "
"Very good." After seeing Zheng Yun off, I sat in a daze on the soft sofa, recalling those words that were peaceful that day. My heart is still aching, bookworm. I don't believe what you said is true. I believe you have a point, but your words are so unique. Do you want to force me to die?
Xiaohong came in several times and didn't bother me. She just sighed. Later, when she saw me sitting all the time, she finally couldn't help saying, "Girl, you've been sitting all afternoon. Do you want to go out for a walk? "
"Huh?" I looked at her blankly and saw the worry and smile on her face. "No, what time is it?"
"Just arrived at the moment." Xiaohong Avenue used to be six o'clock. I looked out of the window into the dark sky and saw a crimson rosy cloud hanging on the horizon. Just listen to Xiaohong and say, "The girl doesn't want to go out. Do you want to play the piano? "
"eh?" I turned my head and saw Xiaohong take something out of the cupboard. It was my guitar, wrapped in a piano case. "Why is this thing here?"
"Before the girl went into a coma, the doctor said that I could try to talk to you, or get some sounds you are familiar with and like in your ears, so I brought this instrument, but we can't play it, and it's useless." Xiaohong saw a smile on my face and handed me the piano with a smile.
I picked it up, tuned it and plucked the strings. As soon as I touched it, all my emotions were out of control. My thoughts whirled in the pain before I was in a coma, playing a prelude, humming my lips, and remembering the nerd's indifferent eyes, tears finally fell.
I thought about our future and thought it wouldn't be too bad.
I never thought that the love I gave was just dust.
Return to the stage of loneliness, the existence of emptiness.
I listened to the monologue of my soul, longing and pale.
Imagine the future again, no longer have the color of dreams.
I know no one can blame, no one is helpless.
This is a crazy time, everything is too fast.
Maybe I don't belong to the present, but I must wait.
I want to go back to the age of innocence, without torture and injury,
With true and innocent love, waiting for you to come back every day.
I want to go back to the age of innocence without torture and harm.
With true and innocent love, waiting for you to come back every day.
Anyuanxi, can't we go back? Those warm days that belong to us can never go back, right? Tears dripped on the torn strings. With a flick of the plucker, I raised my tears and saw Zheng Yun's hazy face: "Stop playing."
I meekly put down my guitar and watched him smile. A trace of worry rarely appeared on his calm face: "What's the misunderstanding? Why don't you make it clear to him? "
"You don't understand, Zheng Yun. This is not the point. " I gave a wry smile. "I know him. He is the kind of person who would rather suffer than make me sad. He must have his own difficulties in doing so. "
"Since there is something hidden, why not just say it?" Zheng Yun smiled shallowly: "What else in this world can't be solved?"
"You still don't understand, Zheng Yun." I shook my head with a faint sigh. "He would rather give up me, also want to do so. He must have made up his mind. If he chooses me, I will accompany him even if the road ahead is difficult, but if he gives up on me, I will not force him, force him, as long as he knows what he wants. " To put it mildly, I respect his choice. To put it mildly, maybe it's just not enough love. After all, I am still a cool and thin person.
Zheng Yun looked at me quietly with a thoughtful expression.
An Yuanxi came to me after being injured and quit Xiuzhuang's job. He didn't look haggard after the injury, but his face was a little more heroic. I looked at his handsome face and felt like a knife: "Have you thought about it?" I am asking, are you really determined to give up on me?
"I'll think about it." He looked at me quietly, and I knew at a glance that he really wanted to.
"Very good." The rupture has been completely completed. He turned and left, walking calmly and decisively, his clothes flying in the wind, and there was a kind of outstanding charm that I never seemed to know. I looked at his back and smiled gently. At that time, the acquaintance and intersection with him kept flashing in my mind.
"I hit you with a small head, and you beat your head into a pig's head ..."
"You have never earned a penny, and you don't work in Mi Chong. Do you know what' who knows that every meal is hard' ... "
"Good you AnYuanXi, I also treat you well on weekdays, I didn't expect you to do such a thing, I, I'm dead forget it ..."
"AnYuanXi, give me the water bag you drank. Do you know what it's called in my hometown ... "
"Manager Ann, I am your boss, not your wife ..."
"Manager Ann, didn't you say that day that no one dared to marry a woman like me? In fact, I also know that ... "
"Idiot! You've been cheated! You give me go at once ... "
"AnYuanXi, I owe you a life, next life back to you ..."
"AnYuanXi, I want to wear clothes, you are not allowed to peep ha ..."
"Did you tell them my name? Won't be jen ... "
"AnYuanXi, if you love someone, you will soon forget her ..."
"AnYuanXi, I recently looked at the stars at night and found that you have a red phoenix star moving ..."
"AnYuanXi, do you like me ..."
……
His heroic figure is scattered in my eyes, as are my thoughts and expectations. Nerd, you don't know that when I am with you, I am alive. Unfortunately, what I think of happiness is an unattainable dream after all. Goodbye, my bookworm.
I left the hospital in the powder room until the end of the month, and my mood gradually became more calm than before. Before leaving, Zheng Yun suddenly proposed to me. Everything is so natural that I am not surprised at all. I just smiled faintly: "Zheng Yun, you deserve to marry a better girl. You know my history. " It's not that I look down on myself, but that Zheng Yun is a pure person in my eyes and should not be profaned.
"I value you, not your body." Zheng Yun took my hand and smiled gently. "It's not your past."
I looked at his warm eyes, not indifferent. Although I know that this man has always been tolerant of me, I don't know that he can be tolerant to this extent: "I can't bear such a heavy burden of Jia Yun."
With a gentle smile on his lips, he said quietly, "I want you to be yourself, not Jia Yun's mistress or Zheng Yun's wife. Those are just empty names. You can love the person you love and do what you want. I just want you to be free and happy. I like your intelligence, strength and courage, and I like your selfishness, calmness and honesty. I won't restrict you in the name of' love' and imprison you with Jia Yun's responsibility. I don't want you to change your nature. You are you. "
Tears rolled down my eyes. Zheng Yun, Zheng Yun, what can I do to deserve you? Zheng Yun quietly held my hand and said softly, "Let me accompany you all my life, ok?"
I raised my tearful eyes and smiled like a flower: "Good!"
Maybe the happiness I have been looking for has been found. Who knows in what form happiness exists? Perhaps An Yuanxi's guardian, his care for me, is happiness; How can I say that Zheng Yun's tolerance and indulgence to me is not a kind of happiness?
In this early summer, I married Zheng Yun and became his wife. On that day, the night was quiet, the moon was white and the wind was free.
——2006、 12、 12
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