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Swearing at mistresses.

1, I can't believe that a man infected with sexually transmitted diseases is so popular. You should have come to me earlier. Sister gave it to you, and sister was relieved.

He always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.

Didn't he tell you what his sons would do after I divorced him? Is it me or you?

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

If you want to enter this home, you can ask his parents first! Then come back and make a decision! By the way, his parents are in hospital now. You'd better take some clothes to take care of them for a few days. Thank you very much

I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your place every day.

7. Your parents taught you so well that you crossed the line.

8. If you want me to divorce him, you can pay off the X million gambling debts he owes first. I can't leave for a few people. Unless you see that he has no burden.

I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.

10, first of all, thank you for letting my sister know her shortcomings, but I pity you, so I'm sneaking around. A person likes the new and hates the old. It's hard to guarantee that he won't abandon you without a family. We will always support the just side!

1 1, you're here to get something back. I caught you in bed yesterday and ate my mouth. You ran so fast that you didn't even have time to put on your underwear. He took out a pair of underwear and threw it over.

13, your life is a joke.

14, congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

15, thanks for recycling the rest!

16, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent! I am more beautiful than you, but not as coquettish as you! Make you laugh!

17 Please, just tuck into a ball and go back to your mother's belly to rebuild, okay?

18, living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying pollutes the atmosphere!

19. You can stay in my house during surrogacy, but you need to leave here quickly after giving birth. I believe my husband has already told you this, so I won't say much.

Talking about mistress: distance produces mistress.

First, the most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

Second, I was wondering, did you get what you wanted with your little face?

Third, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!

Fourth, distance produces a mistress.

Five, I said with a smile, a mistress can be upright, and the devil can grow angel wings.

6. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it.

Seven, the conditions for you to recruit a husband, you must be rich, handsome, understanding, good character, not male chauvinism. If there is such a person, can people hope that you are a person who looks like Sister Furong instead of Sister Xi?

Eight, so many rivers and mountains? Is mistress like this? .

Nine, it is good to know what you are.

Ten, go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

Eleven, look at your coquettish appearance. You were born to be a mistress. Are you so worthy of your country?

You work so hard at night and come out to attract customers during the day. It's so fucking hard for you!

Thirteen, seeing you, the mood is even more entangled than going to the grave! -

Fourteen, dirty fucking cry dirty.

15. Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

Sixteen, mistress, you are a bitch. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.

Seventeen, being lived by so many men, it is not the same to initiate coquetry. It's a fucking waste if you don't cook chicken.

Eighteen, you are cheap and promising, and you are coquettish enough.

Nineteen or thirty percent became a career, and the marriage certificate was even less valuable than the certificate.

Talk about the mood of being a mistress. Talk about mistress.

1, the nature of the parent-teacher conference is the same as that of the third child, which destroys family harmony.

2. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?

It is said that all shall be well for lovers, all shall be well for the rich, and all shall be well for lovers.

4. Afraid of father, mother, beggar, wolf, dog and mistress.

5. What a happy family this is, but due to San Xiao's intervention, this family has become fragmented. Mistress, you really don't understand the importance of a family to a woman. Don't you know that you will get married and have children in the future, and there are all reasons ... You are young now, but you will be old one day. And today, what you give her, you will bear a hundred times …

I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must take care of my man. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

7. mistress! No matter how hard you try, the government will admit it to me.

8. Recently, I heard that several friends were divorced by mistress. Are men full of shit these days? Never think about how pitiful children are! Such a heartless person should go straight to hell! Stupid fork.

9, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

10, Xiao San, stop showing off in front of my sister, no matter how ostentatious you are, I used to be like this.

165438+ It is true that our quality is high, and it is estimated that she will not dare to be so crazy when she encounters severe problems.

12, Xiao San's acting skills will be more exquisite than anyone else.

13, scolding San Xiao is a classic sentence of three palace servants.

14, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.

15, show off in an ostentatious manner in front of me again, that's what I use ... (for mistress)

16, there is nothing at the end, and we still have "Easter".

17, break up. Excellent grades in grade three!

18, without mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

19, even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

The biggest advantage of news broadcast is that you can watch a news at any time by changing the channel.

2 1, parents' meeting and mistress are of the same nature: destroying family harmony.

22. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

23. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

24, there is no inseparable couple, only a small three who don't work hard.

25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

26. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.

27. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

28. You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this." .

29, mistress, mathematical remainder.

30. Losing weight is not only to lose weight, but also to heal a broken heart and win a breath! Because of obesity walking in the street, suffering from other people's strange eyes, being pointed at; Photographic clothes don't have their own size, even if they are barely put on, they will lose the beauty of the clothes themselves; Often rejected when looking for a job; Disliked by her husband and even married by San Xiao; Obesity brings various diseases to the body.

3 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

32. There are two kinds of mistresses. One is to know that people have a wife and go out with others. There is another way to be a mistress. This mistress doesn't know that she has become someone else's mistress, so she must know the situation first. If this person doesn't mean nothing, if he knows everything and intervenes in other people's marriages, then she is a morally corrupt person and there is no need to go easy on her.

33. Curse you for being unhappy all your life and being interfered by mistress all your life ... you ruined my original happiness.

34. Take the road of San Xiao, leaving San Xiao with no choice.

35. Little Three: Little Four, don't show off to the old lady. One day, the big room will knock you down.

36. There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

37 is your characteristic! You pay attention, sooner or later, there will be a third party, and you are not as good as a lady.

38, white inside and red inside, different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping

39. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

40. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

Super personality xiaosan

We are younger and more beautiful than our first wife.

We have temperament, quality and culture.

We do this for true love, not for money.

We just met the right person at the wrong time.

He loves me and has no feelings for his wife.

His wife is old, ugly and tasteless.

He has reason not to divorce and marry me.

I am willing to be a woman behind the scenes all my life.

We have morality, but when love comes, no one can stop it.

You married people are afraid of men looking for mistresses.

Marriage without love is immoral.

Those who scold mistresses are all abandoned wives and dumped.

If we do three things, we will not destroy other people's families.

We never want to be regular customers, it is enough for two people to fall in love.

We can do three things, because we are better than the average woman.

The unloved person is a third party, so I am not a third party!

I am the one who is most hurt by extramarital affairs, because my efforts are the most selfless and unrequited! !

Once the love between men and women comes, people can't control it!

We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our feelings and bodies and willingly consume our precious youth for a man who won't belong to us.

I don't want to hurt the man I love, so I don't want to destroy your family. I just want to be with him and love him. I don't want anything!

I am the one who pays the most, suffers the most, is the most pitiful and loves the most.