Funny sentences of showing love to friends.

1. Xiu En 'ai died quickly, half dead and kicked. 2, don't show love in front of me, be careful that marriage will fail. 3. Show love today and say goodbye tomorrow. 4. I really want to put my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away. 5. I have met countless people who show love and break up in a few months. 6, dog food has been eaten, eating different tastes every year. 7, show love, share quickly. 8. What you can do for others can only be true and false, and you want to cover it! 9. Coke chicken wings made by girls for boys. The boy took a bite and said, it's delicious. The girl also tasted it and said, liar, I don't know it at all. The boy said softly, Fool, everything you do tastes delicious to me. A few days later, the boy and the girl died of bird flu. This story tells us: show love, die quickly! Please don't sprinkle dog food, I'm almost full. Funny sentences about showing love to friends 2 1. Xiuer, please sit down. 2, too sweet, almost indigestion. 3. Have you shown enough? I should eat dog food. 4, true love does not need to show, Yuexiu Yue broke up. 5. Who will come with me and drink this cup of love water? 6, lemon fruit under the lemon tree, I am left under the lemon tree. 7. Brother, I thought you said that I was your favorite person. 8. It is said that good brothers share joys and sorrows, but you have an object first. 9. I am so cute, do you want to sour me? That's disgusting. 1. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Find a dress for your brother, too. 11. Hey, is it a demon spirit? Someone here shows love, and the scene is getting out of control. 12. I finally know why I am single, because my feelings have no circle of friends.