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Degang Guo founded Deyun Society in 1996, but it has been rejected and suppressed by the mainstream for various reasons. Hou met a contestant as a judge in a cross talk competition, and his excellent performance ability and solid basic skills attracted Hou. After love, I cherish talents, and I try my best to accept it as a disciple and give it a title. Having a firm foothold in the phonology field really gave Hou a chance to save the nearly declining China crosstalk by himself.
Degang Guo is the only crosstalk performer outside the system among the last 22 apprentices, and also the most promising one! Hou is as famous as Ma Ji in phonology. Since the death of the master in 2007, the mainstream has put a lot of pressure on him. If there is a master's protection, the leader of the Music Association will not be embarrassed by Deyun Society, and there will be no place to accept him as an apprentice. Other apprentices who leave Degang Guo will have no place to stand. The 20 10 incident might not have happened, and Degang Guo might have been a member of this system.
Borrow a sentence from the interview as the conclusion: Hou is gone, but he was angry when he was alive.
Nowadays, many stories with endless self-media marketing numbers have alienated Hou into such a disciple:
These are the stories of rotten chicken soup blown out by the mouth at the back. When Hou received it, it was already very famous, not only in a small theater, but also on a TV platform. At that time, Beijing Satellite TV had the will to cooperate deeply. Hou just added fuel to the fire and even picked up the ready-made ones.
Liu Hongyi said that there are four reasons for post-acceptance. First, the ranks of the railway art troupe have been strengthened. At that time, Hou, Zhou and other backbones retired one after another, and the railway art troupe needed new pillars. Degang Guo Yu Qian is the best candidate. Second, he loves to make trouble, and then he can better control him after he is incorporated. Third, you can earn money, which can not only create economic benefits for the group, but also relieve the pressure of the underdogs. Fourth, as an apprentice, you must always honor Hou. Hou, who has been divorced twice, has a clean home and great economic pressure, and can help ease it.
To put it bluntly, when he accepted it, he was even worse than. The villa loan is tens of thousands every month, and his salary is not even a fraction. He can only take part in live performances everywhere to make money. Having box office appeal can bring many practical benefits to the railway art troupe, which is Hou's main consideration.
The result is that people are worse than the sky. The Railway Art Troupe went to Tianjin to shift gears for Degang Guo, but found that it could not be shifted, and the plan failed. In addition, Degang Guo didn't want to give a benefit performance with the art troupe at all, and Shang Yan's restrictions were far more than the small theater of Deyun Society, so this wishful thinking fell through.
But what is gratifying is that Degang Guo has achieved half of the four benefits analyzed by Liu Hongyi, that is, he is "particularly fond of tossing", and Degang Guo is 100% complete. Even before the honeymoon, the master and the apprentice immediately set up a set of "Shuangyang" packages, which smashed the wife of the defendant Wang Yang and sent a document slandering the defendant Yang Zhigang.
During the Wang Yang incident, Hou supported his disciples in front of the media, saying that Wang Yang was not a crosstalk performer and could not afford to make jokes. As a result, Wang Yang was directly pressed on Hou Sanshu, which made Hou humiliating. Finally, Degang Guo bowed his noble head and publicly apologized to Wang Yang.
However, the events in Yang Zhigang are completely different. This is the most intolerable "jumping door" in the phonograph world. After this incident became a big deal, Hou could only tell the media that "I was the only master who attended the ceremony", and stressed in anhui tv that "this is a private matter and has nothing to do with the internal unity of cross talk". In fact, between words, the dispute between master and apprentice has widened the distance, while Hou's apprentice publicly bombarded "bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors", and Hou, as his direct superior, at least acquiesced in these remarks, and the relationship between them has undergone subtle changes.
Later, after the oil spill, it became invisible directly, because it was too big to take care of CCTV directly in a small theater.
When he arrived, he ordered the CCTV contest to quit, but he didn't answer Hou's phone. The relationship between them reached a tipping point after the phone was dropped.
During this period, it was actually a peacemaker in the middle, interacting with each other, but after Hou died suddenly, he once again showed the basic skills of hype, spread the scandal of Hou's family to the whole country with a big horn, and repeatedly smashed it in a small theater to "occupy family property." Finally, when the court formally opened, Degang Guo shirked on the grounds of progress, and finally the two girls only got less than the purchase price of 400 yuan.
Degang Guo such a Sao operation, in addition to setting up the image of a stalwart rescuer for himself, also completely got rid of the only one who can control his parents-Hou Yaohua, and completely entered the state that the sky is the king and I am the king, bringing the traffic with Deyun Society to the peak.
To sum up, if Hou is still alive, he and his fans will be the targets of abuse, and even Hou will be scolded much more severely, because if Hou cheats with someone, he will be more ruthless than Hou Er, and he will be persecuted sometime, which will make fans cry.
There are many popular people, so Degang Guo is inevitably the target of attack. After all, the cake in the music industry is so big that there is always no cake to eat. There is no difference between mainstream and non-mainstream crosstalk. After Degang Guo led Deyun Society to become more and more popular all over the country, his colleagues saw that he ate meat and didn't even drink soup. Jealous and jealous, they abruptly divided crosstalk into two factions. Degang Guo once said, "It is meaningless for an artist not to be scolded. Different people stand in different positions and have different views on you. Ginseng fruit is more expensive, and pigs eat carrots. I am very pleased to see others scold me, which shows that it is red. " In the face of the abuse and innuendo of mainstream cross talk, it has long been commonplace, but if Hou were still alive, Miao Fu's so-called mainstream cross talk attack would definitely be restrained, and he would not be so on the line.
Let me analyze the reasons below.
There are four schools of cross talk: Chang, Liu, Ma and Hou.
Hou is the son of the cross talk master and a descendant of the cross talk. Worship Hou, is also a famous teacher, authentic mainstream crosstalk successor. According to his generation, he is a great-uncle, but in cross talk, no matter his reputation or status, he is far behind. But Hou's disciple. At that time, Hou was appointed as the deputy head of the China Railway Art Troupe, and he was just a little-known figure. The reason why he can learn from Hou is because Hou has taken a fancy to his personality and talent, and he can achieve great things with a little help. In the end, Degang Guo still has real skills. The latter is particularly good, and the relationship between the two is particularly deep. It is not so much a master-apprentice relationship as a father-son relationship. Hou is not only a noble person, but also his benefactor. Since his death, almost every time he mentioned this master, his eyes were filled with tears. Because the master gave him too much help, taught him ability, defended him, helped him solve problems, and taught him to be a teacher for life.
The apprentice, who continued to speak, met with strong opposition, and repeatedly stressed that "the program is vulgar and difficult to domesticate." However, Mr. Wang completely ignored it, which also made him make enemies completely. Since then, Degang Guo's broken mouth has caused his master a lot of trouble. Hou once publicly said to others, "My apprentice can beat me and scold me, but you can't. If anyone dares to run on him again, don't blame me for being unkind. " Jiang Kun can only accompany smiling face, flew away.
Hou is the leader of the seventh generation of cross talk, and it is up to the master to hit his face. When I was only a junior. If Mr. Wang were still alive now, Jiang Kun would have no place to talk, let alone be crowded out everywhere now, and everything was aimed at it.
Crosstalk was originally a crony family, and now the younger generation is constantly fighting internally. If the venerable Mr. Hou Lao were still alive, maybe the phonograph world would not be so smoky as it is now. Seeing that Deyun Society is getting stronger and more popular, Mr. Hou will definitely go to Deyun Society to pay his respects to his disciples. By the way, in such a short cross talk, Jiang Kun wouldn't take the initiative to hug Degang Guo's thigh, but it certainly wouldn't be like this.
Without the legacy of Hou family, Hou Er would not hate, and the theory of "anti-three customs" would not be established. First of all, at first, some people were fighting against the three customs, but now it is difficult to ride a tiger, so we have to bite the bullet and go on. If Degang Guo doesn't want to accept it, he has to. The last thing Jiang Kun should do is not to get involved in this matter, from which we can see that Jiang Kun is a snob. Moreover, Jiang Kun was pushed back by the audience. The audience in Tianjin humiliated President Jiang in the name of the newspaper, and simply put evil fire on him. Third, Jiang Kun may come from the rebel side of the Corps, and there is always a spirit of "going against the trend". Master Ma Ji affirmed Degang Guo, and Jiang Kun had to oppose Degang Guo. It is beneath Jiang Kun's dignity to say that Jiang Kun and Degang Guo, who are nearly 20 years younger than you, point the finger at Maimang. Fourth, Jiang Kun is too snobbish. After my uncle died, I took refuge in my uncle who lived up to expectations. Later, he led a gang of gangsters in the phonological circle to oppose Degang Guo, and the credibility and support rate of "anti-three customs" suddenly dropped to freezing point. Fifth, Jiang Kun was blinded by wisdom and became hot-headed. His "anti-three customs" has little response among his fellow disciples, and Feng Gong and Zhao Yan are also silent. It can be seen that "anti-three customs" is only Jiang Kun's personal flag-waving. In short, Hou will not die, and no one dares to oppose the "three customs."
Of course, Degang Guo was born at the grassroots level, and mainstream cross talk has always been out of tune with him. And he was excluded before he became an apprentice.
Those mainstream crosstalk peers are all crosstalk actors who make a living within the system. They say cross talk is just to cope. It doesn't matter whether the audience laughs or not, as long as they finish the task, they can get paid every month anyway.
Moreover, they don't want their position in the Jianghu to be shaken. Whoever takes their jobs will be hit.
When Degang Guo drifted north, he urgently needed a foothold in the audio industry. At first, he was closer to the mainstream audio industry, but he refused to go along with them.
Those people say that cross talk is muddled and takes 65,438+00 minutes to process, but Degang Guo is serious when he performs. He said that 30 or 40 minutes can still make people happy, and the audience likes it. Now it has caused unhappiness in the mainstream music circle. They don't want to associate with him and crowd him out everywhere.
Finally, Degang Guo had no choice but to speak cross talk by himself. Later, he gradually became famous. At this time, the blow from mainstream peers is even greater. They don't want a grassroots artist to surpass them.
Therefore, this matter has been suppressed for a long time before worshipping Hou as a teacher. It's really not easy to be a disciple and resist the pressure of the mainstream audio industry.
Today, the mainstream peers are still attacking Degang Guo, and it is getting worse. Their nature is very bad, even if they are still alive today, they will still do so.
Hou shortened his popularity, but unfortunately he died young. In 2007, when Deyun Society just started to become popular. If he is in the spirit of heaven and sees Degang Guo's achievements today, he will be very happy.
If Hou is still alive, what happened? I don't know what happened to the Hou Shi brothers. After Mr. Hou left, he went crazy. The poor man suddenly died of illness soon after he learned about it.
Degang Guo's thoughts and concerns, and his own cross talk how to go on in the future? Finally, I have survived many difficulties, and now I have a piece of sunshine in front of me. After many twists and turns, Lao Guo became mature. He tried to stick to himself. Although he founded Deyun Society himself, the performance of cross talk is very mainstream.
Lao Guo has built a brand-new brand: independent brand, based on the inheritance of cross talk, a traditional culture, and the design of current fashion style. His crosstalk is extremely mainstream in the world, which is very accepted and loved by ordinary people. As long as there is a performance, it can achieve the effect of full house.
(The picture is self-assembled/the original picture is from the network)
There is a so-called "mainstream school", which is bored all day, always looking for trouble, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and its goal is Degang Guo. I don't particularly understand? Don't these people have time to create? Accusing Degang Guo every day can effectively prove that they are "clean"?
Well, if post-Wen Yao were still alive, Degang Guo wouldn't be attacked. Now I want to tell Lao Guo: Stand up straight! Don't lose heart, stick to your dream and try to be better!
This title is the fallacy that the top is black and the top is white, the thief shouts to catch the thief and the wicked complains first. Degang Guo made a fortune by taking advantage of young people's advantages on the Internet and dressed himself as an innocent weak person. In fact, he is making up a lie, and everyone with a discerning eye sees through it. His heart, he just suppressed other performing groups, actors, and the Chinese Music Association headed by Mr. Wang, and made all kinds of abuse and personal attacks on Mr. Jiang. .
Gold always shines. Because of adversity, it is more difficult, there are more rumors, and a little problem will be infinitely magnified. It is normal to be bullied, and it is normal to be suppressed by others.
If it is a good year, more people will come to pay tribute, and some people will come forward to cover up any shortcomings, because they don't look at the face of the monk, but at the face of the Buddha. There will be more performance opportunities, higher praise, more stable status, more people climbing up the pole, and of course, they will become famous faster and earlier.
Speaking of which, what if Mr. Wen doesn't die young? Haha, how dare Mr. Hou Yaohua fight for property? Who dares not say that Degang Guo is the darling of everyone in phonology?
In the past, a bowl of rice was eaten by one person, but now a hundred people are scrambling to eat it. Happy when you are full, jealous when you can't eat. It's weird not to fight.
If Hou is still alive, then the mainstream of China crosstalk is Hou. Nowadays, many of these self-proclaimed mainstream crosstalk performers used to be clowns. Tigers and monkeys in the mountains become tyrants, and typical villains succeed. If someone controls him every day, he can become better, but once no one can talk about him, he will show low ability, low IQ and low means. It's really hard for him to let him be the leader. Finally, there was such a big joke that one of our own killed one of our own. It was a big joke. Look at Yao Ming's thriving, clear-cut management of the entire association. This is the best embodiment of the association's leadership and management ability. Look at this one again. Divide the few people into several groups and try to compete bravely every day.
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