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A collection of 48 humorous sentences praising the vicissitudes of time
Humorous and funny sentences praising the vicissitudes of time (Part 1)
1. Tears are shed by the vicissitudes of life, and eyes are filled with frost. A thousand miles of gentle snow, vicissitudes of life are like the rising sun.
2. When the weather gets cold, I wrap myself in clothes; when my heart gets cold, I comfort myself with strength.
3. She has a quiet face, but her warm hope never ceases. Occasionally, she also thinks of the future as beautiful, with birds singing, flowers fragrant, butterflies fluttering, and the sky filled with lovers’ smiles fading, obliterating everything. The traces of vicissitudes of life are intoxicated by the passing years, and the years have passed away.
4. The ancients believed that the shape of plum blossoms is the first, that is, shape and posture. The shapes include bending, supine, sideways, lying, leaning, and looking forward, etc. The postures are divided into upright, flexed, and crooked. The bark of the plum blossom tree is dark and rough, and its branches are vigorous and rugged. It has a graceful and masculine beauty that has experienced vicissitudes of life and is unyielding. The branches of plum blossoms are clear, clear and harmonious in color. They may curve like a swimming dragon or sweep downwards. They are changeable and regular, showing a strong sense of strength and rhythm of lines.
5. It is normal to be misunderstood. Not many people can truly understand another person.
6. In the ancient city of Xijiang, singing surrounds the city. The shouts shook the sky, and the vicissitudes of life ignored words. I heard your tears this night, and I can't break my tears. Helpless girl is young, how can she stand up to other people's beauty.
7. I can’t find an umbrella I like, I would rather get wet.
8. I accumulated flowers all over the coast to wait for you, but behind my back I confiscated the tenderness he gave me.
9. I want to leave this place, not to betray, not to never come back to face it again. I want to leave the seat where I usually sit in the restaurant where I often go, and the faces I often look at in the square where I often go, but I dare not say Forget about your tears, just hope that you won’t often remember the unpleasant intersection again.
10. Even though you are crowded and I can’t get close to you, I still fall in love with you.
11. I know that I will eventually grow old, but I stand at the end of youth and look out quietly, looking forward to the smile of the wind, and looking forward to keeping my heart warm until I grow old. Watching the passing years slip by my fingertips, I still understand that youth and I have not just met. Maybe after the song ends, people leave and forget, but when the melody is at its best, thank God for letting us be together.
12. Destiny comes and goes, destiny arises and destiny falls, I am reading other people’s stories, why aren’t others reading my story? Others are acting out life, so why am I not in this drama? Whose eyes have changed whom? The look in my eyes only reflects the vicissitudes of life.
13. You must know that there is no hidden behind in this world.
14. This seems to be a rule: every time you decide to try harder before giving up, surprises often appear. If you can drink wine while recalling the past, you will have a hangover from the past. When you wake up, the sky will be clear and the wind will be clear. However, the two sides of time cannot be crossed with a reed after all. I know your thoughts. No more words are needed, I will forget the rivers and lakes with you, drink the vicissitudes of life, feed my belly with my years, make my clothes rich and beautiful with the years, turn around quietly after a thousand turns, and then leave.
15. Those persistences that I think I love you for are just my persistence in your eyes.
16. The extremely gorgeous oath is just to pave the way for that goodbye.
17. Some people’s feelings are just a “emotion at the time.” If the other party mistakenly regards this emotion as a long-term relationship, it is naive.
18. I don’t understand why deep love has become a fatal injury.
19. Moments will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn and realize that letting go, your happiness requires your own fulfillment.
20. It would be great if you could delete those feelings just like you deleted those messages.
21. She said she was not drunk, but she shed tears. You said you loved her, but you did not give her a home.
22. I am sad, not because I have lost you, but because my love is still in place.
23. Uncle Li is not tall, with gray hair, and his weather-beaten face is covered with wrinkles left by the years. Those gentle eyes always shine with kindness.
24. The footsteps of the years have changed the vicissitudes of time; the ancient city walls are covered with the sand of passing years. On the road of growth, with your company, nothing else is needed.
Humorous and funny sentences praising the vicissitudes of time (Part 2)
25. Nothing has changed in the old house in the spring, it is just getting older and older. This feeling is very far and very close~~~ My grandparents’ home, my father’s home when he was a child, my childhood memories, and the old house in the eyes of my children now, I tell my children bit by bit not to let them remember, but just to miss them, to miss their deceased relatives, to miss them Always in my heart, never forgotten~~~
26. A heart without material desires is like the autumn sky and the sea; sitting with a qin and a book, it becomes a stone room and a mountain of pills.
27. It turns out that we have to wait until the fragrant flowers in the wind and dust have dried up before we can see the last clear wind, bright moon, and full moon. No matter where you are, after passing through the vicissitudes of life, we will eventually meet together. How can a life of flowers and flowers be cut off so easily?
28. There is nothing wrong with a person’s paradise.
29. Autumn is always a touch of sadness, and there is still a trace of nostalgia for the remaining summer. What was once a flowery and beautiful volume, and what was once a fleeting time, has now become a sea of ??change. Those fleeting years are buried in memory.
30. We always experience vicissitudes of ourselves in the experiences of others, and then we start to be afraid of flying before we spread our wings.
31. We are always walking, and then we all get lost one by one. When we meet again, it suddenly seems that the whole years have passed!
32. Go to a place where no one knows your past. Even if you hear an accent occasionally, it doesn’t matter. The tone will change quickly. Go to a place, a small house, eat by yourself, read newspapers, and write. The phone is rarely turned on, and the computer does not allow chat tools. Use all your heart and soul to see yourself through and reward yourself.
33. It is a color between white and black. You are a character between love and friendship.
34. I hope you pass by, even if you don’t remember me.
35. I asked God: How can I laugh at sad things and forget them at the same time? God replied: drive yourself crazy.
36. Throughout a person’s life, he will always be sad for a while, happy for a while, together for a while, separated for a while, youthful for a while, vicissitudes of life for a while, no matter what time it is, don’t forget, no matter how ugly you are No matter how poor you are, there will always be someone who doesn't dislike you, not just for a while but for a lifetime.
37. I can’t talk about Hongdou’s lovesickness and the vicissitudes accumulated over the years. They enter my dreams and make me miss you endlessly in this life. Do you know? Loneliness under the moon.
38. Time is also an old man with profound experience, who has experienced great changes and the harshness of the world. In front of this old man, we will always be naked babies, our truth and falsehood, beauty and ugliness. , all exposed in front of this wise old man.
39. Dear past, please stop patting me on the shoulder, I don’t want to look back.
40. The heart of expectation has experienced ups and downs on the road of life. Sadness and emotion once filled my heart. Protect your family with your strong arms. The familiar smile carries the vicissitudes of life. On Father's Day, I wish all fathers in the world good health, happiness and good health! .
41. To like someone, you only need today. When you love someone, you expect forever.
42. What men leave behind over time is vicissitudes of life, and what women leave behind over time is aging. Vicissitudes of life are experience, charm, and temptation, while old age is helplessness, pain, and the ending.
43. The so-called stranger means that we don’t know each other at first and don’t recognize each other in the end.
44. A woman’s experience can go through vicissitudes of life, but a woman’s mentality must not.
45. In this life, if there is someone who allows you to go through vicissitudes of life and suffer the ups and downs of fate, but never regret it, how lucky you are.
46. I don’t think I need short-term indifference and expired warmth.
47. See through! Who can see through it? The vicissitudes of life, but how can they compare to the momentary glimmer of my heart.
48. I am weaving this fairy tale bit by bit, fantasizing again and again. It will break out, whether it is life or death. I give it a try, even if I am bruised and bruised, I will not flinch; whether it is real or real. False, I still make my choice, sinking and sinking in art, playing my role.
A collection of forty-eight sentences about the passage of time in a hurry
A collection of sentences about the passage of time in a hurry
1. Recalling the fifteenth year, my heart is still a child, and I am as healthy as a yellow calf. Come. ——Du Fu's "Collection of Baiyou"
2. Time flew by. He really left quietly, without any sound of footsteps, and took nothing with him in his little hands.
3. It is never your age that limits you, but your heart that dares not try. Even though the years have passed, you are still smiling as ever.
4. Perhaps, the secret love of most of us can only be submerged in time like Lu Licheng, unable to blossom and bear fruit, and can only become a ray of melancholy in the memory that will never be forgotten.
5. Look forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival every year, and worry about the fog and rain every year. ——Zeng Ji "The moonlight is beautiful from the 14th to the 16th night of August in Guiwei"
6. Fragrant grass is everywhere on the terrace, and the flowers fall every year due to wind and rain. ——Zeng Qi's "Weiyang Nostalgia"
7. Time passes, but the beauty remains. Just want to prove that I'm really fine without you.
8. Those who forget today will be forgotten tomorrow. ——Goethe
9. The water in Fenglinguan flows eastward, and the white grass and yellow elm are in the sixties autumn. ——Zhang Ji's "Three Poems of Liangzhou·Part 3"
10. After ten years of dreamlessness, I have to return home and be independent in Qingfeng Yeshuiya. ——Xie Fangde's "Wuyi Mountains"
11. Plants and trees also know sorrow, and their youth turns gray. ——Cao Xueqin's "Tang Duoling·Catkins"
12. Human life is so short. In this vast world of people, it is a kind of fate that we can meet each other. It is a gift from God. We are given fate, and we should grasp this fate well. I love you, although I don’t know how deep it is, but I really love you.
13. Getting older is amazingly fast. Although her hair has changed her mind, she still hasn't changed her mind. Try the golden wine and listen to the old music again, it's still like the sound she made when she was drunk. ——Ouyang Xiu, "Picking Mulberries"
14. Time is fleeting, how can I wait for it?
15. Don’t look at the minutes and seconds that slowly go round and round on the clock. Time goes by and there is no turning back. Just like water that has flowed away, can it flow back? It cannot be retained, and can only allow diligent people to travel with it. If one day, the minutes and seconds on the clock turn backwards, and the flowing river flows backwards, young friends, please quickly pick up your bag of knowledge and accompany the time to travel.
16. The swallows have gone, but there will be a time when they come back; the willows have withered, but there is a time when they will be green again; the peach blossoms have faded, but there will be a time when they bloom again. But tell me, wise one, why are our days gone forever?
17. Nostalgically reciting the poems on the flute in the air, and when you go to the countryside to read it, you will feel like a bad person. ——Liu Yuxi "Rewarding Lotte and Seeing Gifts at the First Banquet in Yangzhou"
18. Some feelings slowly melt away over the years and are no longer unforgettable; some people, in the midst of friendship, slowly drift away, as if Without a trace; some things, in the passage of time, slowly calm down and are no longer tempting.
19. Yesterday is yesterday, how good yesterday was! Yesterday has passed, today is just regretful. People in the world only know that they regret yesterday, but they don’t realize that today has passed. The water flows day by day, and the flowers fade day by day. Success and success are established today. Don’t regret the present tomorrow.
20. Ever since Ming Zai turned to witchcraft, he has been without ghosts until now. ——Wang Zun's "West River"
21. When the years pass and everything disappears, only the smell floating in the air lingers, making the past vivid in our minds.
22. The best thing about spring is that it beats the smoke and willows all over the imperial capital. ——Han Yu "Early Spring Presents the Water Ministry Zhang Shiba Yuanwai/Early Spring Light Rain/Early Spring"
23. I don’t know how long it will take for me to return home with you? ——Wei Chengqing's "Poetry of Ode to Wild Geese in Nanzhong"
24. Now the lights are hanging everywhere. It wasn't the dark dust and bright moon, it was Yuan Ye. ——Jiang Jie's "Nvguanzi·Yuanxi" Sentences that lament the passage of time in a hurry
25. Time is a loan that even a trustworthy borrower cannot repay.
26. Some people and some things will become more unforgettable as time goes by.
27. Moment cannot be seen or touched. Just when you are not paying attention, it has quietly passed you by. Maybe you have waited, but what can you do? What? You still have to think. Therefore, we must cherish the moment and cherish the moment.
28. Of all critics, the greatest, most correct, and most genius is time.
29. This year’s laughter will return to next year’s, and the autumn moon and spring breeze will pass easily. ——Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing/Pipa Yin"
30. The flowers have settled in the gentle breeze, and time has set its light footprints, rolling up the beauty of the past and slowly passing away.
31. The cold spring is stored, the cyanotic pot is getting warmer, the age is right, and the green lamp is suddenly changed. ——Wu Wenying "Flower Prisoner·Xie Huangfu'an Sends Ancient Plum Branches on New Year's Eve"
32. What can I do in the thousands of days? I'm afraid I can only live in a hurry. The past days are like thin mist, blown away by the wind and dampened by the rain. What traces of youth have left for me? The traces of time.
33. Love in the world, no matter how touching it is, will grow old as time goes by. Only my love for you will never grow old.
34. Life is measured in time. Wasting other people’s time is murder; wasting one’s own time is equal to chronic self-mutilation.
35. As time goes by, a ray of clear spring flows out, and a burst of fragrance flows out; among the teeth, the moon and the annual rings, only a pale face remains, waiting helplessly; in the quicksand of memories, no one can see his figure, who can His footsteps could not be heard, everything happened in the passage, and exploded in the passage.
36. Waste of time is the most extravagant and expensive of all expenses.
37. Qiantang is buried in the songs, but it was the imperial capital back then. ——Wei Dazhong's "Linjiang Fairy·Buried in the Songs of Qiantang"
38. Friendship may become stronger or weaker with the passage of time.
39. The morning sun is no longer strong, and the sky is dark in the west. —— Ruan Ji's "Thirty-two of Eighty-Two Songs of Love"
40. Every year I see off guests on Hengtang Road, and the drizzle of the hanging poplars ties the painted boat. ——Fan Chengda "Hengtang·Nanpu Spring Comes to Green River"
41. Every year, counties and counties send out conscripts, and they will make hills and mountains with Liaodong. ——Wang Jian's "Liaodong Journey"
42. In the morning, you can see the water flowing eastward, and in the evening, you can see the sun sinking in the west.
43. Reality is cruel. The gap between ideal and reality is heaven and earth. The purpose of life is to find that horizon. When the years pass and youth is no longer there, some people succeed. , they returned home in fine clothes, and some failed, and they had nothing.
44. It has been many years since I left my hometown, and recently I have been busy with people. ——He Zhizhang's "Two Occasional Poems on Returning to Hometown"
45. The past is like smoke, shaking off the dust on the ground. The years are like falling flowers and flowing water for us. Time is always in a hurry, too hasty.
46. Youth is fleeting, and the wasted years are more than just a face that is instantly broken. The love that is as ignorant as the frost on the surface of a peach is also like a peach petal falling into the stream, drifting away with the waves. , no trace left.
47. How many times have I wandered into the cracks of dreams while searching for the breath of memory, and seen traces of the past: a river of tobacco, a field of autumn water, looking across the river at the beauty that disappeared in an instant. The yellowed diary is filled with the elegance of fog, and the years that are turning in the writing. In a certain year, a certain year, and a certain year, your figure is missing.
48. In my childhood, I was still so naive and reckless, without understanding at all, just like a carefree bird. Now that I have grown up, it is not like before. At this time, I suddenly realized that time has passed, like a drop of water on the tip of a needle flowing into the sea. My youth remains in time, and there is nothing in a flash. I couldn't help but burst into tears. A collection of forty-eight sentences praising the tenacity and spirit of bamboo
A collection of sentences praising the tenacity and spirit of bamboo
1. The sound of snow leans towards bamboo, and cold dreams never leave home. ——Rong Yu's "Guizhou Late Night"
2. Bamboo is full of treasures. Bamboo can be grown as an ornamental plant and is also a very good building material. Bamboo shoots are a purely natural green food that is delicious and nutritious. It is a healthy food for losing weight and preventing intestinal cancer. Bamboo leaves can purify the air, reduce noise and improve the environment.
It can also be used to treat illnesses and make rice dumplings. Bamboo roots can be carved into various works of art, and bamboo can also be made into different musical instruments...
3. Outside the fence, the clear shade is connected to the medicine fence, and the dawn breeze blows against the green jade. After the death of Ziyou, there were few close friends, and the frost and frost on the pink festival day filled the cold weather.
4. The long bamboo forest, with its vast expanse of green, is quite quiet and quiet, without the hustle and bustle of the city.
5. The mountains are covered with bamboos. They smile against the wind, frost, snow and rain, showing their strong vitality to the earth. One section points directly to the sky, and the bamboos sprout.
6. Section after section, thousands of branches gather thousands of leaves. Since I don’t bloom, I don’t want to attract bees and butterflies.
7. Make a pot of fire, roar the bamboos, and listen to the singing of peppers. ——Dai Fuxu's "New Year's Eve"
8. I think more about a person lying dead, how can he only eat without meat? ——Huan Shanqiao's "Xue Baochai·Snow Bamboo"
9. It is the spring planting season, and the cuckoo calls to encourage planting in the woods. Between the cuckoo's call and the gentle breeze of the spring breeze, Here, the bamboo tops are swaying slightly, revealing countless charms in this mountainous countryside after the rain, sweetening the earth, intoxicating the sky, and tenderizing the mysterious and hazy mountains. In this season when everything is beautiful, the beauty of the bamboo after the rain becomes more graceful and charming.
10. Under the faint green bamboo, listening to the wind and making shadows, wasting light and shadow.
11. There is no need to report peace, the high festival and the refreshing breeze have been seen.
12. A gust of wind blew by, and the bamboo leaves made a "rustling" sound, like the sound of gently playing a piano.
13. From a distance, the bamboo forest is as green as a piece of flawless emerald; from a closer look, the bamboo forest looks like a green barrier.
14. The bamboo will not change its knot even when it dies, but the fragrance will linger after the flowers fall.
15. The green bamboo contains new powder, and the red lotus sheds its old clothes. ——Wang Wei's "Mountain Residence"
16. The friend of the bamboo horse who drew water from the bamboo basket blew the bamboo and stretched the silk into the bamboo chest
17. When the spring breeze blew away the layers of bamboo shoots, she Like a lively little girl, Tingting stands in the bright spring light.
18. A gust of wind blows, and the bamboo flowers sway in the wind, like a fairy dancing gently on the green stage, and like an angel flying to the sky with beautiful wings.
19. Move the bed to avoid the sun and lean on the pines and bamboos, take off your belt and hang the daffodils in the wind.
20. I don’t know exactly when I got to know and love bamboo. However, I know that there are countless bamboo stamps and ink bamboo paintings in the stamp album. I like ink bamboo paintings, which are ordinary and simple, and can vividly show the charm of bamboo on rice paper. This is a kind of simple beauty.
21. The polyester and lead powder festival is exposed, and the wind shakes the green jade branches. Yiyi is like a gentleman, there is no place where he is not suitable.
22. This is a bamboo town, with spring bamboo shoots filling the valley.
23. Appreciate the charm of bamboo and enjoy the joy of life alone.
24. Sitting alone in the secluded bamboo, playing the piano and whistling loudly. ——Wang Wei's "Zhuli Pavilion" Sentences praising the tenacity of bamboo
25. The pines and bamboos contain the new autumn, and the windows are clear. ——Cui Yuanhan "Inscribed on Fengjing Temple in the Yuan Dynasty of the Holy System of Fenghe"
26. Bamboo shadow, bamboo wind, bamboo drunkenness, bamboo branches and bamboo joints cherish the bamboo sky. Thousands of bamboos, thousands of bamboos, bamboos are straight, bamboos have the same meaning and love.
27. The power is as strong as breaking bamboo
28. Xuan Ming’s energy is weak, and the grass and trees are still green in winter. Who is willing to splash his head and look back at Xiuzhu?
29. After a thousand years of Cangwu, Mozhu faces Xiangyuan. Wanting to know the resentment of Xiang Fei, the branches are full of tears.
30. I have been to Zhuli Pavilion and had a blind date with Tao. Only mountain birds come and go, and it is so deep that there are no people in the world.
31. The green bamboo is half in its casing, and the new shoots are just emerging from the wall.
32. On the side of the green stream and green pond, there are bamboos and chandeliers of the same color. A mere celestial being is born as a real phoenix but does not travel, and he grows old and dies in an empty mountain.
33. If you have a yard, plant a piece of bamboo. From then on, the beautiful scenery of the four seasons has its sustenance.
34. The shadow of bamboo on the window shakes on the desk, and the sound of wild spring flows into the inkstone pond. ——Du Xunhe's "Inscription on My Brother and Nephew's Book Hall"
35. Green bamboo is full of vitality and ignites hope.
36. Dear and respectable Cuizhu! How many people have praised you for your tenacity and unyielding spirit.
How many poets, poets, heroes and heroes have recited poems and painted paintings for you; how many people have your spirit in Chinese history!
37. Wild bamboos cross Qishui, and autumn melons grow on Qiu. ——Sima Guang's "Send Yunqing to Weizhou"
38. The wind shook the bamboo across the window, and the mountain was covered with snow when the door opened. ——Wang Wei, "Reminiscences of Hu Jushi's Family in the Snow at Winter Evening"
39. I didn't see the bamboo blooming either, but it really disappeared in front of me. Maybe it's because today's children no longer need it. In such a bamboo forest, they have more expensive toys. They are both only children, and their parents are not worried about letting them enter the bamboo forest because there are more or less dangers in the bamboo forest. I have also encountered snakes in the deep bamboo forest.
40. The leaves of the alder forest block the sun and wind, and the bamboos and smoke drop on their tips.
41. They broke through the soil, overturned rocks, overcame numerous difficulties, and emerged one by one from the ground. The spring bamboo shoots are wrapped in a light brown coat and wear hats with yellow tassels on their heads. They are like tender dolls, very cute.
42. Plant a piece of bamboo in the courtyard, the leaves will move in the wind, and the years will be peaceful!
43. The bamboo forest in Yunlu Mountain is naturally formed. It has endured wind and frost for thousands of years and finally developed a climate like the vast ocean. When you are there, you can see the green and tall old bamboos like warriors wrapped in armor, while the curved new bamboos are like tender girls; the rows of bamboo forests are like regiments on horseback, and the wind blows the bamboo leaves gently. On the face, it looks gentle, tranquil and elegant.
44. The towering green bamboos have overcome many difficulties and the breeze blows. Upward, she is still green and lush, upward.
45. The mountain is covered with bamboos. One section flutters a rich green gauze, upwards, adding vitality to the bamboo forest, showing its strong vitality to the earth, they poke out the yellow flowers. With little head, new bamboo shoots sprouted quietly on the ground, pointing straight into the sky.
46. When the long spring breeze blows the green branches of the willows, and when the sweet spring rain moistens the eyebrows of the grass, the bamboo forest is full of fluffy pointed tails____that are bamboo shoots. They cuddle up next to the tall and delicate bamboos, absorb the rainwater as much as they can, and work hard to grow up. At this time, the bamboo shoots are a delicacy on the dining table. People can make them into various delicacies and enjoy them to their heart's content, while more bamboo shoots continue to grow. The height rises every day. At this time, the bamboos are brave enough to give and grow vigorously. The God of Summer has come, and the bamboo shoots have grown into green bamboos. In this hot midsummer, people who are breathless from the heat have found their ideals. The small world____Bamboo Forest. Children play games here, students read books here, and old people enjoy the cool here. Everyone feels extremely comfortable. The dense bamboo leaves block the hot sun, even though they are getting hot. , they will not give in, and occasionally send people cool wind. Bamboo is helpful at this time. In autumn, the leaves wither and fall, and the flowers are even rarer. The grass on the ground and the rice in the field form a patchwork The golden world, however, is still full of spring in the bamboo forest, because here, whether you look up or down, you always see green. Autumn is the harvest season, and the fruits on the mountains and the rice in the fields are all harvested; Bamboo is always ready to sacrifice and dedicate itself. People use them to weave bamboo baskets, bamboo beds, and bamboo baskets are selflessly dedicated. The cold winter is coming, and almost all plants succumb to the power of the cold. Although the bamboo is not as strong as the green pine, it has to fight the wind and snow like the green pine. It was weighed down by the heavy snow, but it did not fall. It was bent by the cold wind, but never gave in. It finally defeated the severe winter. Bamboo at this time is tenacious and unyielding. I love bamboo. It has always attracted me, guided my unyielding spirit, and guided me to keep moving forward. Idioms and words: Bamboo is as strong as a broken chest. Bamboo is a good thing. Bamboo heads, sawdust, bamboo fences, thatched cottages, mourning silk, famous bamboo hangings, bamboo silks are exhausted, bamboos are difficult to write, bamboo newspapers are safe, silk is not as good as bamboo, bamboo and cypress, different hearts, bamboo baskets, bamboo baskets, water, bamboo horses, friends blow bamboo, stretch silk into bamboo, silk on the chest is not as good as bamboo, southeastern bamboo, arrows, luxuriant forest, repair bamboo (copy).
47. Be your own bamboo. Flowers bloom only once in a lifetime, and bamboo rice only grows once.
48. Bamboo branches are slender, graceful and graceful. They are green all year round and stand proud of frost and rain. They are loved by people. Elegant and handsome, yet without losing the quality of tenacity and hard work, and the courage to face setbacks.
In the wind and rain, the flowers and grass were blown down by the wind and splashed by the raindrops. However, the bamboo stood bravely in the storm, without a trace of fear, so cool and natural. After the rain, the sky clears, and there is a freshness of earth in the wind. Look at the bamboos, still standing on the land that belongs to them, like graceful girls, still tall and slim, giving A kind of strong and fearless beauty. A collection of forty-eight short sentences about being sentimental and self-deprecating
Short sentences about being sentimental and self-deprecating (Part 1)
1. I fantasize that I am saving the world but I have a hidden secret The mysterious person with the same name, fantasizes about all pink Mary Sues, and has many fantasies...but they are just fantasies. In reality, I am not even a sex girl.
2. I am a "wolf" (lang) from the south. This society has never appreciated this kind of style, but prefers moderation and stability. So I have had a harder time walking in the past few decades.
3. I will still look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest person.
4. Look at yourself on the scale, do you have the nerve to say it’s your mother’s thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket? It’s just like a military coat!
5. We have good facial features, but the only drawback is that when we open our mouth, our face is full of wrinkles, and when we close our mouth, our face is full of teeth (acne).
6. Don’t be too nice to me, I’m afraid that your enthusiasm at the beginning will turn cold in the end
7. What’s wrong with people being fat? What's wrong with no money? What happened to non-mainstream? So I will raise my head and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.
8. I loved a girl and we were together for a long time. We bicker and quarrel every day and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a single word. On the day we parted, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to do one before he could tell himself that mistake. More worth committing.
9. Don’t talk to me about money, it will hurt your feelings; don’t talk about your feelings with me, it will hurt your money!
10. "If you leave, I will bless you. You don't have to blame yourself or take it to heart. I'm not fragile. What's more, it's not hurt. I love you anyway.
11. I wish I could die of old age and spend my time drinking wine, and I don’t want to bow before my carriage. The chariot, dust, and horses are all enough to reveal the matter, and the wine-cup branches are the hermit's fate. If we compare the manifest ones to the hermits, one is on the ground and the other is in the sky. If flowers and wine are compared to chariots and horses, how busy they are and how idle I am.
12. Some words, no matter how you say it, I will listen to it, even my toes don’t want to believe it.
13. If a man likes you without makeup, you have lost weight. He feels sorry for you, but he is happy when you gain weight. That is your dad, and only your dad.
14. It’s more cost-effective for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub once.
15. Don’t be stupid, one person’s efforts can never determine the relationship between two people. If he is not your pillow, he cannot be the love of your heart.
16. Regret and guilt were rising and falling in my mind. I tossed and turned all night and could not sleep.
17. I drink a glass of wine that is neither cold nor warm, and love someone who doesn’t love me very much.
18. I am afraid, afraid of losing you one day. I blame myself for not being able to keep you.
19. Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.
20. I just blame myself so much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart, unable to digest it. I am the victim, and I already sincerely hope for forgiveness and reconciliation, so why should I be so indifferent? Woolen cloth? Can one thing really overthrow all your efforts? When and how can you let go of this stone in your heart?
21. A fool cannot live without a fool, just like a fish cannot live without water. < /p>
23. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could have worn that dress a few more times, if I had had enough courage to say to him... what would it have been like? happiness.
24. Has the moon brought my mood to a new level? Can the sun light up yesterday’s fire of love? My love flame is still burning. Please give me a chance and let us regain the sweet time! Short sentences about being sentimental and self-deprecating (Part 2)
25. You leave your character to the constellations, your efforts to chicken soup, your luck to koi, and then say to yourself: I have heard many truths , but still can’t live this life well. That's true, only when you're doing well will there be ghosts.
26. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.
27. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay in the world is because of my weight.
28. You, who I once loved deeply, were the reason for my existence. Now I have lost my direction and just want to cry loudly.
29. I’m afraid of the regret, self-blame, and determination to quit drinking every morning when I’m hungover.
30. Walking through prosperity, glory accompanies me, fame and wealth are my crown, and power is my staff. Who knows the loneliness behind me?
31. It’s not that I can’t live without you, it’s just that I’ll be swallowed up by my thoughts until my bones are gone.
32. The inner desolation and hopelessness cannot be healed by time.
33. When comforting others, you use one set of tricks, but when you are trying to comfort yourself, you just want to find a rope to set one set.
34. I'm curious, where do you find your partners? I once had a deer bump into me, but now it's fine, it died.
35. There is a face shape called widescreen.
36. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach.
37. If no one loves us, we will no longer love ourselves.
38. Occasionally, you will feel happy if you are silent for a while, but it will be miserable if you are silent for a while...
39. That ridiculous expectation, the curve of the corners of your mouth. Sad and self-deprecating indeed.
40. A gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years --- Fan Ju during the Warring States Period was the earliest person recorded to suffer from procrastination.
41. I always don’t want to study for 30 days a month.
42. If you learn, you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, closed the door of mathematics, plugged the drain of physics, and blocked the drain of chemistry. water pipe.
43. It’s not that you really can’t live without me, you just need a recreational toy when you’re bored - Yuan Yan
44. Love is an adventure, win , stay together for life; if you lose, the person who is closer than a friend is not even a friend.
45. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but then I shrunk because of frequent bathing.
46. What does it mean to show affection and die quickly? It means that the girl lies on the boy's shoulder to sleep every day. In the end, the boy gets frozen shoulder and the girl gets cervical spondylosis and succumbs to treatment.
47. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!
48. Don’t expect anyone to stay with you forever. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.
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