How to describe medical textbooks in one sentence

1. "System Anatomy": Without the nervous system, we would still be good friends.

2. "Biochemistry and Molecular Biology": Please delete the last 6 words, thank you.

3. "Local Anatomy": The debt owed to systematic anatomy must be repaid.

4. "Evidence-Based Medicine": No matter how literary the preface is, it can't cover up the emptiness of your content.

5. "Medical Statistics" and "Clinical Epidemiology": Huh.

6. "General Medicine": A book that retells the sentence "General medicine is good" over and over in various sentence patterns.

7. "Obstetrics and Gynecology": I don't dare to have children anymore.

8. "Pediatrics": I really want to have a baby.

9. "Internal Medicine": Being single is a risk factor for pneumonia.

10. "Surgery": Too much information.

11. "Pathology": Excuse me?

12. "Physiology": Under normal circumstances, the body operates normally through *amp;...￥#@.

13. "Pathophysiology": Damaging factors act on the body, leading to organ failure through @#￥...amp;*.

14. "Pharmacology": "Medicine, medicine, Cheke makes trouble" is definitely not a joke.

15. "Clinical Diagnostics": visual-tactile percussion or audio-visual percussion.

16. "Experimental Diagnostics": A movie full of laboratory tests within normal ranges.

17. "Quick ECG in 10 Days": Not all chicken soup is poisonous, such as the sentence "Nothing can be quick."

18. "Hygiene": On the self-cultivation of a health-preserving internet celebrity.

19. "Traditional Chinese Medicine": Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal, Water, Sunflower Acupuncture Hands Are you hungry? I'll make you a bowl of soup.

20. "Infectious Diseases": Please wash your hands.

21. "Histology and Embryology": Since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP.

22. "Medical Imaging": I can’t understand the world anymore.

23. "Medical Microbiology": I want to live in a chocolate culture medium.

24. "Human Parasitology": The history of sadomasochism between humans and insects.

25. "Medical Immunology": It is not good if the immunity is too weak, and it is not good if the immunity is too strong.

26. "Medical Genetics": Nine points are destined by nature, and one point depends on character.

27. "Neurology": I am not mentally ill.

28. "Psychiatry": You are crazy.

29. "Ophthalmology": The corneal sutures are so beautiful.

30. "Otorhinolaryngology Head and Neck Surgery": Human version of "Nuclear Boat".

31. "Medical Psychology": Know yourself.

32. "Emergency Medicine": A textbook with the highest "gold" content including honorary titles such as "Golden 6 Minutes", "Golden 6 Hours", and "Platinum 1 Hour".

32. "Dermatology and Venereology": That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.