A classic joke with a smile every day.

I was knocked down from behind by an aunt riding a battery car, and I was in tears. Aunt panicked. At this time, a handsome guy suddenly ran over and was p

A classic joke with a smile every day.

I was knocked down from behind by an aunt riding a battery car, and I was in tears. Aunt panicked. At this time, a handsome guy suddenly ran over and was particularly nervous about me. Can you stand up? I nodded, and then the handsome guy angrily accused the aunt, and his words were sharp. I can't listen anymore: nothing, don't embarrass my aunt, she didn't mean to. ? So the handsome boy said happily:? Mom, it's okay. Come on, I'll drive you home. ?

My boyfriend and I went to the haunted house. My boyfriend asked me if I was afraid. If I am afraid, I will hold my hand tightly ... I say I am afraid, and then I will hold my boyfriend close to him. Hardly had I entered when a headless ghost came out. Boyfriend? Ow ~? Scared straight into my arms, headless ghost paused, no way? Sniff? Smiling and patting her boyfriend on the shoulder, she said, dude, you coward, you have a girlfriend? Boyfriend opened the ghost hand and said, what do you know? ! ?

Xiaoming was bored at home and took down the TV set. He said to his father, Dad, I took the TV off, but I put it back on. Dad said: good boy, very hands-on ability, didn't you lose the parts? Xiao Ming said sadly, no, but it's only a dozen dollars.

I often fought in high school and was finally expelled from school. On the day I came home, a female classmate came to my house crying and said, what shall I do if you leave? My mother was anxious and asked me, what is your relationship? I was puzzled, too, and said, it doesn't matter. Then the girl said, if you leave, I will be the last one!

The wife cheated and was caught by her husband. Husband is not angry, others are anxious to say: why don't you hit her! ? Listen to my husband say a word slowly:? I can give people's things to whoever I want, as long as I don't delay.

In the afternoon, I went to the supermarket to buy seafood and asked the boss: Boss, how much is the small spicy fish? Boss: Ten yuan a catty. Me: Give me half a catty. The boss gave Sheng a good name and asked me if I could do it. I took a few and ate them, saying, that! It's six dollars now. Here is ten dollars for you and four dollars in change for me. The boss looked at me with a puzzled face.

I don't know who is so incompetent. I have been parked on the sidewalk of the community for several days. Wheelchairs for the elderly and bicycles for children are inconvenient to travel. Just last night, a sister posted dried fish on the car, and we don't know what it means. I got up in the morning and heard that all the stray cats in the community came out last night. Cats scratch cars with their paws to tear off dried fish? Talent!

A drunk woke up in the morning and said to his wife, there is a ghost in our house. I came back last night and went to the bathroom. As soon as I opened the door, the light turned on by myself, and a chill forced me! ? I saw my wife slap me: Damn it, did you pee in the refrigerator again?

In the street, a couple quarreled, and the woman slapped the man. The man shouted loudly, can you slap me again? The woman slapped again without hesitation. The man paused and held the woman's hand. Since you are so obedient, don't argue. Why don't you go home?

On the train, there was a handsome guy sitting next to him eating pig's trotters. I want to eat them, too So I opened the melon seeds and asked him if he wanted them with a smile. He shook his head and asked me politely, Do you want to eat pig's feet? I took it and said, thank you.