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Who knows the sketch that Peisi Chen drew?

What I know is a program on the Spring Festival Evening.

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(Performer: abbreviation, abbreviation Shimao, abbreviation Zhu)

Zhu: (to the mobile phone) Hey, hey, I see! Yes Lantern Festival party is very important. What's your hurry? Tell the director that we will definitely arrive before the performance!

Chen: Hello, hello, please rest assured that I ......

Zhu: Alas! It's none of your business where we go as long as we don't delay the performance!

Chen: What's wrong with him? Hey, hey, we and the locals. ......

Zhu: What about the paper?

Chen: There it is! Help yourself! We had a party with the local people, and they were very enthusiastic. Please tell the director that we will arrive before the performance, and we can reach Fuzhou through this sand dune.

Zhu: Cut the crap! Hey, tell the director that the show will start when I arrive! (Turn off the power)

Chen: You! Why put such a big score on others? Can't you go to other people's parties in the future?

Zhu: It makes you angry!

Chen: Why am I angry with you?

Zhu: Why are you angry with me? You hung me up as soon as the performance came on stage today!

Chen: Why should I hang up?

Zhu: It should be eight warehouses!

Chen: Yes!

Zhu: But you are great.

Chen: Watch the road, will you?

Zhu: You try!

Chen: Watch the road!

Zhu: You try!

Chen: Let's talk about it in Fuzhou!

Zhu: When we arrive in Fuzhou, we will perform!

Chen: OK, OK, OK! Come on, rush, bang, bang!

Zhu: It's late, isn't it? Do you want to move a little more, stretch a little and look better?

Chen: Will you move on? I beg you!

Zhu: OK, OK.

Chen: Babacang!

Zhu: You move bigger!

Chen: OK! Bigger. Bang-bang-bang!

Zhu: What are you doing with my steering wheel?

Chen: Where are you going? How do you drive? Are you driving forward? There is a pit ahead. What are you doing driving there?

Zhu: Don't touch my car! Say it quickly!

Chen: Say, say, say, say hello to your majesty!

Zhu: You little eunuch, how dare you play music for my prince!

Chen: I should-die!

Zhu: Open your mouth!

Chen: Hey! ..... in the front!

Zhu: Shut up!

Chen: In front. ......

Zhu: Shut up!

Chen: Alas! Alas! Let's go Wow! Give oil! Give oil!

Zhu: Why did you touch me?

Chen: Who touched you? Never make a mistake, never collapse, never collapse! My car uncle. I beg you, don't collapse, we have a very important performance today! This is absolutely crucial.

Zhu: Why did you scold my car? Hey, you, asshole! Let's go Push the cart!

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