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What jokes are there in Guigang, Guangxi?
First, corn harvest:
1. Guangxi is the main planting area of corn.
Guangxi is a large corn planting area, and its climate is very suitable for planting corn, which can be planted all year round. Corn planting areas are all over Guangxi, especially in Baise, Hechi, Liuzhou, Laibin, Guigang and Nanning. In 20 18, the corn yield in Guangxi reached 2.73 million tons.
2. Guangxi people love to eat corn porridge and drink corn wine.
Therefore, in the corn harvest season, Guangxi people who work nearby rush home to collect corn. Especially in towns and villages, during the corn harvest season, how many people go to the market? Everyone collects corn and dries it at home. So in Guangxi, you can often hear Guangxi people say that they want to go home to harvest corn. Guangxi grows a lot of corn, so people in Guangxi also like to eat corn. Corn porridge, corn wine and corn buns can be seen everywhere in rural areas of Guangxi.
Second, cut sugar cane:
1. Guangxi is the main planting area of sugarcane.
Sugarcane was not planted in Guangxi before, but corn, sweet potato, cassava and soybean were mainly planted in the field. About ten years ago, sugarcane planting was suddenly introduced to Guangxi, and there was an upsurge of sugarcane planting in various parts of Guangxi. The enthusiasm of ethnic sugarcane in Guangxi is very high, and most of the land has changed from planting corn to planting sugarcane. At first glance, the mountain was full of cornfields, and now it has become a watchtower. In the past, there were sugarcane fields here. The sugarcane planting areas in Guangxi mainly include Chongzuo, Baise, Hechi, Liuzhou, Laibin, Guigang, Nanning and other cities and counties.
2. China Sugar Capital-Guangxi
During the sugarcane harvest season in Guangxi, a large number of Guangxi people who work near their hometown return home, and there are scenes of thousands of troops coming home to cut sugar cane everywhere. At present, in Chongzuo and Baise, which are adjacent to Vietnam, many Vietnamese still come to Guangxi to work and cut sugar cane, which shows that there are so many sugar cane cultivation in Guangxi. Guangxi has a vast territory, and many people grow more than ten acres or dozens of acres of sugarcane at home.
Therefore, in Guangxi, you can often hear Guangxi people say that they want to go home and cut sugar cane. It is so common to go home to harvest corn and cut sugar cane in Guangxi. Guangxi's sucrose production accounts for 66% of the whole country. The sugar in the world is in China, and the sugar in China is in Guangxi.
Third, raw fish:
Raw fish is a famous dish in Guangxi, a famous local traditional dish and one of the top ten classic dishes of "Chinese cuisine" in Guangxi. Guangxi fish is the most famous fish in Hengxian County, Nanning City. It is beautiful, spicy, sour and pungent, full of saliva, lingering fragrance and lingering sound. In Hengxian County, Nanning, raw fish is the highest standard for receiving guests. Guangxi people like this dish very much, but foreigners are afraid to eat it.
Fourth, dog meat:
Dog meat is really delicious. People in Guangxi like to eat dog meat very much, and Yulin is the most famous place in Guangxi to eat dog meat. Litchi Dog Meat Festival is held in Yulin City from the summer solstice on June 2 1 every year, and people who love dog meat inside and outside the area will come here. On the day of litchi dog meat festival, the generous and hospitable Yulin people will prepare litchi dog meat, food and wine, and get together with relatives and friends to celebrate the summer solstice. "In summer, dogs have no way out", "Dog meat smells like Buddha jumps over the wall", among which Yulin dog meat is most famous for its crispy dog meat, which makes people want to eat it.
Five, black goat:
1. The hometown of black goats
The western, northern and northwestern parts of Guangxi are mostly rocky mountainous areas and karst landforms. These areas are very suitable for grazing goats, and people in these areas also like eating goats very much. The goats in Guangxi are especially famous in Du 'an County, mashan county County and Dahua County, which are all known as "the hometown of black goats". Guangxi goat and black goat, with tender meat, delicious taste, little smell, sweet and delicious taste and high nutritional value, are specially exported to the southeast coast of China, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan.
2. Guangxi mutton flat soup
The best dish cooked by Guangxi black goat is called "mutton flat soup", which is the most delicious and nutritious. The raw materials of mutton flat soup mainly include sheep intestines, sheep blood, sheep oil, sheep belly, sheep liver, sheep lungs, sheep bile and other sheep viscera. In Guangxi, there is even a saying that "sheep don't eat mutton flat soup and sheep don't eat sheep". Of course, the famous dish "flat mutton soup" is also very popular among Guangxi people, but foreigners dare not eat it.
Six, drinking:
1. Guangxi people like to drink.
Guangxi people are famous for drinking, and Guangxi people are famous for being able to drink. There is a joke circulating in Guangdong and Guangxi. Cantonese people like to drink tea when they are free, and talk about how to make money and how to make money. Gradually, Cantonese people will become richer and richer. Guangxi people like to drink, chat and brag when they are free, and gradually Guangxi people are getting poorer and poorer. Although this is a joke, it does show the custom characteristics that Guangxi people generally like to drink.
2. Guangxi treats guests with rice wine.
Guangxi people like to drink, so it is natural to know how to make wine. In fact, in rural Guangxi, almost every man, woman and even underage children can make wine, and any crops grown locally can make wine. I have drunk all kinds of local Maotai, rice wine, glutinous rice wine, corn wine, glutinous corn wine, sweet potato wine, cassava wine, sugarcane wine and mountain wine in rural Guangxi. Among them, I think glutinous rice wine and glutinous corn wine are the most delicious, especially those that have been stored for a long time and are extremely mellow. I have drunk them countless times. Guangxi people are hospitable, and it is essential to entertain guests. The "local maotai" made in rural areas of Guangxi is mostly drunk in large porcelain bowls.
Seven, guess the code:
Code guessing is mainly popular in Guangxi, which is unique to Guangxi. There are no branches outside Guangxi, and even if there are branches, they are opened by Guangxi people who work outside the home. Code guessing is a necessary entertainment for Guangxi people to drink. It can be exaggerated to say that in rural areas of Guangxi, you must drink when eating, and you must guess the code when drinking. In rural areas of Guangxi, not only men and women can drink and guess the code, but even children who are almost adults can drink and guess the code. There is a joke in Guangxi. When foreigners come to Guangxi for a period of time, those who can't drink will drink, and those who can't guess the code will guess the code.
Eight, singing folk songs:
1. All ethnic groups in Guangxi like to sing folk songs.
Guangxi is the Zhuang autonomous region and the hometown of ethnic groups, with 1 1 ethnic minorities. All ethnic groups in Guangxi like to sing folk songs, and many older Guangxi people and some young people even like to sing folk songs now. When I was studying, many students often sang folk songs in their spare time, and my elders sometimes sang a little at night. I sang some, too, but I still prefer listening.
2. Guangxi is a place where folk songs from all over the world become attached.
Guangxi is known as "the place where folk songs are attached to the world". Every year on the third day of the third lunar month, Guangxi will hold a song meeting. During the Song Festival on the third day of the third lunar month, Guangxi will have a holiday for 3 to 4 days to celebrate the festival. During the Song Festival on March 3, there will be "Song Festival", "Song Fair" and "Folk Song Contest" in all parts of Guangxi, regardless of rural or urban areas, among which Liuzhou and Wuming are the most famous. There is a joke in Guangxi that during the song festival on March 3, all the handsome men and beautiful women in the city should take time off to go back to the village to participate in the folk song competition. Next year's folk competition, the folk songs are bright and exciting ... which village do you think will win?
Ending words:
1. "Harvest corn, cut sugar cane, fish and dog meat, black goat, drink and guess the code and sing folk songs". How many hundred farmers, old children and wanderers do you have in Guangxi?
2. The author talks about Guangdong and Guangxi, and welcomes comments, discussions and concerns in the comment area.
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