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Super teasing little brother's sweet words

1. Write the pinyin immediately, that's what I want to say to you.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

6. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.

7. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

8. If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.

9. Why can I only hug you?

10. Cross the world just to come to you.

1 1. You are good at holding dolls. Not so good. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

12. Will you shut up? I don't talk. Then why is your voice all I can think about?

13. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

14. Why did you hurt me? I hurt you and made me like you so much.

Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

16. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

17. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

18. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

19. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

20. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

2 1. I will give you all the most precious things. Please baby me.

Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

23. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving heart

25. I want the person I love to love me, hold me in the palm of my hand and treat me as a treasure.

26. I have a lot to say to you, all of which stick to my mouth like maltose. But if you lick it, you will know it is sweet.

27. My favorite word is eating, two words are sleeping and three words are your name.

28. I always do things for three minutes, but I love you for a long time.

If I hadn't been afraid of scaring you, I would have been anxious with you.

30. Can you imitate a woodpecker? Think of my face as a tree.

3 1. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you too.

Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

34. My blood sugar is very low. Please tell me something sweet.

35. Little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?

Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

39. Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my type.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

From teasing my little brother

1. Sorry. What's the use of hugging me?

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

3. Guess where my heart is? It must be on the left. Wrong, on your side.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

6. Ordinary people, you don't want to taste the fairy.

7. Brother, did you drop this brick?

8. Give you life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.

9. Be good and stay with me. Don't run, don't let go

10. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

1 1. Can you let me learn to take care of you and then you love me?

12. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

13. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.

14. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

15. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

You look like my boyfriend.

17. I will walk with you as long as I can, without complaining or frowning.

18. It's a big world, so it's rare to meet you. I am willing to love you in such a high-profile way forever.

19. I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

I told all my thoughts to my heart. Did you overhear it?

2 1. I can't and will never get tired of you.

22. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

23. I don't like this world, I only like you, and I like the world with you.

24. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? Your phone number is not in it.

25. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

26. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house?

27. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

28. My mother said that when I grow up, I want to marry you.

29. I think it's very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

30. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

3 1. Little brother, do me a favor, my parents want a son-in-law!

How to pronounce the words "little brother" (dear)

33. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

34. May you lose your life or come to me.

If you tease your little brother.

1. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

2. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with my friends?

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

4. Cuteness is not a long-term solution, but I am a long-term solution.

A tiger doesn't show its mountain dew. Think of me as a boyfriend.

When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

7. Your eyes are beautiful, only suitable for me.

8. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

9. You are the joy of youth, so is reading backwards.

10. What are you? You belong to me.

1 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

12. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

13. Take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

15. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

16. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

17. breezy, I like you very much.

18. You and I have nothing to say except love.

19. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

2 1. Do you want to try my new strawberry lipstick?

22. Every day is Valentine's Day because of you.

I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.

25. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.

Meeting you is my biggest surprise.

27. May you lose your life or come to me.

28. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's only because you like me.

29. Everything here is fine except you.

I knew you would come, so I waited.

3 1. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.

32. be my boyfriend Promise me. No, I'll see what I can do.

Quotations from a strange little brother

1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

2. The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

3. Being tired of eating watermelon in summer is like being tired of living without you but not waiting for you.

4. Nice to meet the world, and nice to meet you.

5. Being close to Zhu Zhechi is sweet.

6. A tiger doesn't show its mountain dew, so treat me as a boyfriend.

7. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

9. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

10. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, and I am the melon.

1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

12. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

13. Please give me your diet and daily life, and I will definitely fatten you up for nothing.

14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

15. There are trees and branches on the mountain, but I don't know if I like you.

16. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

17. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? There is no phone number in it.

18. Let's make a bet! Bet on what? You lose, be my boyfriend, I lose, be your girlfriend.

19. Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

2 1. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.

22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

Holding your hand carefully, I have spent my life with you in my heart.

24. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

25. You came to my side in the spring breeze, and we spent every season of our lives together.

26. Be my boyfriend. Promise me. No, I'll see what I can do.

27. What does love feel like? A little more than I like. That's a little more than I like. What is this? It's you to me.

28. Where are you from? Why do you ask? You are my sweetheart.

29. Do you know if you should cover your life quilt in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

3 1. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

32. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

I find you like a person. Who is my future boyfriend?