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Is sweeping monk in the Eight Dragons really the first master in Jin Yong's novels?

Fairy level:

1, bodhisattva dharma: I am a god, not a man, so there is no comparability. ...

2. sweeping monk: I'm an avatar upstairs, demigod and demiman, immune to stunts 8 and 33. I killed 16 with one hand and 15 with one eye. I saved my life with a touch. ...

3. Disappointed: Yang Guo's children! Just took one of my eight swords, that's all. .

4. Patriarch Xiaoyao: I am the founder of the bard Mountain, and there is no cliff? Northern Ghost Magic? I want to call master. ...

5. Dong Fangbubai: Do you know that it is much easier to practice martial arts without sexual constraints? ...

Super first-class master level:

6. Xu Zhu: Fourth, do you have any disciples that I have sucked? I haven't smoked enough ...

7. Duan Yu: I may not beat a man, but I can definitely conquer every woman. ...

Xiao Feng: I am a real man. My martial arts are all my own, not mine!

Yang Guo: If I had two hands, I would be the second! Can you conquer No.7, my menstruation?

10, Ling Huchong: The sea is laughing, and the two sides are surging. I am too crazy to laugh, but I don't know what the other means.

1 1, Wang Zhongyang: There is a problem. Let me reiterate that when I was talking about swords in Huashan, it was actually 1V4, and the 24th was in a state of transformation.

12, the wind is clear and the gas is positive: a person is indispensable, and you must never let things bind you. You got it? Take your time. I'm living in seclusion.

Master level 1:

13, Zhang Wuji: Some people say I'm cute, others say I'm timid. I just want to say that I am a gentleman, not a gentleman. This joke is very humorous.

14, Guo Jing: Is there anyone who can compare with my logical thinking ability?

15,: Son, kill everyone upstairs, they bully us Liao people!

16, Murong Bo: Son, you are a little bad!

17, Zhou: I am indifferent to fame and fortune, I am detached from the world, I have no dust on my chest, and I am just afraid of women. ...

18, Zhang Sanfeng: Tai Chi's profound martial arts are also looked down upon because of its popularity, alas. ...

19, Five Ducks: Some people are alive and he is dead, and some people are dead and he is still alive!

Wu Xingyun: Sister Bohai, can't we have a higher level ... ..

2 1, Li Qiushui: Brother, I am as beautiful as the sea and gentler than her. Am I not good? ...

Little Dragon Girl: Where will you be in the future? It's terrible here. These people are disgusting.

23, Golden Wheel French King: Laowu is invincible in the world, and I have no bottom when I come!

24. Ouyang Feng: Excuse me, where is the real Jiuyin Zhen Jing? ...

25, Hong Qigong: Xiao Feng ancestor! Isn't the eighteen palms you handed down deformed?

Eden: I am a relative of No.7, and I firmly believe that.

27. Huang: Why do books always have to be divided into two parts? I have read the Nine Yin Sutra all my life, but I can't guess what it is …

28. Nine Mo Zhi: I was fortunate enough to see the martial arts of the Central Plains, so I vowed not to practice martial arts for life. ...

29. Duan Yanqing: In my life, a spring breeze brought me my seventh son, and I don't regret it …

30. Tan Zhi: Ah Zi! I am ugly, but I am infatuated! God took care of me to trample on me.

3 1, Qiu: If I hadn't been defiled by that animal Qiu, how could I be so low?

Ding Chunqiu: How can you climb up without my traditional villain!

Mu Rongfu: Give it back to me. Give me up. For the future, I endure pain and give up love, but there is nowhere to cry.

34. Cheng Kun: The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high! I cann't believe I'm not at the bottom

35. Yuan Chengzhi: ... I am very satisfied to be on the list. ...