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Super invincible healing joke novel

In fact, I think there are only a few writers who want to be super funny and ensure their style of writing, such as Hoshino Sakura (Dalongmen Inn and Wan Li), Shuke (martial arts with a strange style, crossing the legend of Wulin, crossing the first husband and crossing the thunder of the sky) and An Siyuan (seven ups and downs). Others can be nice sometimes. I didn't know that "Men's Square" was finished until I read it upstairs. I waited for it to gain weight for a long time. This is really a good article, but unfortunately, I prefer one-on-one As a result, the author changed it to NP at the request of readers, and I was very entangled in it. Well ~ ~ get to the point, send Weibo to the landlord:

Don't Laugh at Me: Personally, I think the fish that loves to climb trees is the best one, a subversive version of da ji. The treacherous and lovely little fox Susu and the amazing fairy brother-Jiang Ziya, haha, I didn't expect it, the love story of Jiang Ziya and Su Daji. Susie told us with her history of blood and tears: foxes are not that good! It's a little abusive in the middle Our classmate Susie misunderstood her lovely and affectionate brother Jiang Shang.

Stepping on mushrooms with a smile: dry and timid Ganoderma lucidum, only a little knowledge. Every day when I see people, I close my eyes in horror and meditate: Don't catch my stew, don't catch my stew. ...

"What an ugly mushroom." People left with a frown.

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This once became the laughing stock of Ganoderma lucidum in other spirits on the cliff of Broken Soul, until one day, a white light fell from the sky and directly saved her from sitting on the ground for 500 years, turning into a pink baby and being picked up.

"Where did the baby come from?" People were surprised, but unknown so quickly disappeared from the ugly mushroom and said with a smile, "So ... you can call it Valley Mushroom."

Ancient mushrooms? Little mushroom?

Grandmother of, turned a big circle, she is still a withered mushroom.

The male host is the dragon god who can be in Conan the Destroyer, and the female host is the Millennium Ganoderma lucidum. Very nice article, the man is a stunning black belly.

Your Highness Fox: The male owner is King Fox and the female owner is Jing Wei, the daughter of Yan Di. This is a very interesting article that makes me laugh to death. The hostess is very aggressive, in contrast to her previous life. In her last life, she mistakenly caught that man as a pet and gave him sunshine every day to cultivate her feelings. The male match is the dragon prince, which is a sad cannon fodder. The man waited for the woman for more than 3000 years, just because she said "wait for me to come back", until he forgot the woman (for a reason, of course). He became a traitor to the whole fox family for the woman, kneeling in front of everyone and crying ~, but fortunately the ending was good, and the two eventually became mountains and rivers.

The fox in the garden in spring is also about foxes. The author's funny style is very popular with me, and the hostess is very slow. She has always liked to pursue beautiful men in heaven. In fact, she just appreciates it and knows nothing about men and women. They are both foxes. Men have raised women for two generations, and in the last life they were the demon king. In order to save the woman from death and reincarnation, I came to see her again, and the woman finally understood. It's beautiful, too. The hostess is a handsome man, but I haven't found a gourmet around me yet. Have you been watching it for a long time?

"Bad King": At the age of ten, he was ignorant of human accidents, showed off his talents, learned nonsense, and turned black and white upside down, which eventually led to great disaster and was expelled from Beijing.

Seven years later, she pretended to be a princess and went to Beijing, still willful and lawless.

The hospital shed tears and showed love in public.

The gibberish of Warm Heart Pavilion made the emperor dizzy.

The little prince was not spared and was forced to break his sleeve. ...

Maid-in-waiting eunuch see in the eye, tears in my heart:

This monster, pervert, is close to danger!

Wen Gongzi smiled naively with his cat in his arms.

Surprise, tenderness, tenderness, it's amazing.

I just don't know whose heart is Wen Ya and whose smile is intoxicating and warm.

What is the highest state of love? -It's cheap!

Her Majesty's Joke Marriage is very good. The hostess seems to be talking and laughing, but in fact she is calm and self-sustaining, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Shaping the heart of the moon is an absolute strategy. This woman is very capable of fighting and broke off the relationship between her master and her uncle. The author's other article "The Happy Life of the Palace Maids in Ancient Times" is also a classic, and the hostess crossed it. I can only say that this author has strong logical reasoning, good writing style and funny style. I like them both.

"Castle Peak Still Laughs at the Spring Breeze": A beautiful young man dressed in elegant black stood by Zizhu with a negative hand and looked up for a hundred years ... Zizhu became a beautiful flower, which naturally became the joke of our hostess in the spring breeze. In order to cover up the embarrassing state of being absent-minded, the beautiful boy invited Feng Chun to practice with him, but Feng Chun, as the hostess, didn't know that the six realms had been in constant dispute and the magical world had been suppressed by the celestial world. Although the protagonist has great development potential, his life is also very important: "I don't want to be a demon, I want to cultivate immortality." Fairy sounds cool enough, and magic is too dangerous. "

An Siyuan's article is not bad, but the woman is a little shaky, because she loves two people for three generations, and the man is strong enough to break her off. This is funny.

Seven Ups and Nine Downs: It's also an article by Ann Philip Burkart. The article written by this author is of high quality and has been published. This is an interesting article. At first I laughed and my stomach ached.

Once upon a time, she was a fool who dragged out an ignoble existence, following Yu, a famous romantic Taoist in Chang 'an. Everyone says that there is a blessing when you live, so a person who comes back from the dead like her must have a blessing. Later, she was a fool in the population, but it doesn't matter. The important thing is that she can continue to pretend to be crazy, cheat on eating and drinking, cheat on young ladies, cheat on her brothers, and even cheat on a man who is willing to be a cow and a horse! The story of seven brothers and nine sisters is an enduring emotional story, and the man is an awkward and boring man ~

When the electric blanket meets the cold cotton palm, the smile on the palm will suddenly appear.

When the hand warmer meets the palm of the mysterious god

When the sanitary towel meets Shen Huandan with nine turns,

When the cross-country jeep meets invincible lightness skill

The author solemnly declares that this is a normal and serious martial arts world!

However, why did this embarrassing woman become such a spoof?

The visual system is Wei Bat King, whose marriage madness is extinct, and it is suspected that Yang Zuoshi, a bending man, is a handsome half-blood guy, Xie Lion King. ...

Here! Is this the historical truth? ! !

This is a very beautiful intersection I have seen recently. The female host is a normal person, and the male host is Wei Wei, a classmate and the bat king.

Free from vulgarity dragonfly "The moon is in the cloister and the crescent moon is like a ditch": I have read the article for a long time. In the martial arts rivers and lakes, the woman is more like a dog's leg, and the man is earth-shattering. She plays the guzheng on the tile and sings love songs every day, and she also forms a band chasing her husband. (er ~ ~ if I remember correctly. )

The cool prince of the playful princess: don't be confused by the name. In other words, I don't understand why the author has such a vulgar name. It is obviously a good article. The woman went over to marry the man instead of others, and the man was the prince, second only to the emperor. In ancient times, there were entertainment newspapers, questions and answers, and a collection of zodiac signs, which was polite. It was difficult at first, but slowly I found an old way to run a newspaper. It's really beautiful. Don't miss what you haven't seen. Later, the woman felt that life needed interests to force the man's personality to split, and she played two personalities, a gentle and considerate "xianggong" and an unruly lover. Very funny ~ ~ These two were especially happy later, especially since the hostess was born a restless master ~

"Chop Spring", the female host is a woman, a little silly, but confused about small things, not confused about big things, and a person with great personality charm. The male host is a usurer, as rich as death, but his character is too batting practice, and his martial arts is the best in the world, but he doesn't want to be known. Anyway, these two are well matched. This is Shiro's article, and the author's article is also very good, but it is not as funny as An Siyuan. I looked for all his articles.

"Three Thousand Crows": She is a bully is always a coward, and she refuses sternly: You get me, and you will never get my heart!

The man didn't care, smiled: I only want your people, who said what you have in mind?

She hugged her thigh and wailed: My Lord! Please. I am willing to give my life!

The man stared at the book in his hand and was absent-minded: your honor, you want to give it, I don't want it.

Shiro's article, quality assurance, recently published, I love it ~

The female host is the Empress Ji of the Great Yan State, and the male host is a ghost, alias Gongzi Qi, who was seduced by the male host in the ancient treasure lamp stolen by the female host thousands of years later. Absolutely amazing. At first, the man was a little confused, a little impressed and admired, and only saw the woman's X. As a result, a doomed love was born. However, at first, a woman loves leftism, and she naturally gets married, not being a son. As a result, the man had to give up once. As a result, this marriage was destroyed by a BT, and the man decided never to let go again ~ ~ In his words, he would spoil this woman forever. Happy ending.

"Hot Demon Man" Zhou Yu:

There are many things that have crossed these days. Have you seen those people who were kidnapped and crossed? Unfortunately, there is a one-in-a-million chance that she won the lottery and mistakenly brought back less debt for her. You can eat and wear well without working, even if it's a fairy nest. Bear with it.

Give her a fiance.

The goblin is Uber, and he has Uber temper. He owes a lesson.

If you eat other people's food, you have to do something.

Buddha said, if you don't go to hell, who will?

Sleeping with Shao Yan: This is a classic. I'm afraid you've read it. The woman dressed up and became the owner of the villa. This man is a genius, and his martial arts and ingenuity are unparalleled. This is a taste of self-failure. This woman is smart, bold and optimistic. This article is ingenious and well written, and it is the best article.

The Best Heart: This article by Li Dongjuyin is very classic. You may have seen it. This is the best article. You can't help breaking it. The woman was giving birth when she passed by, which was the unlovable Lord of the May 4th Palace. Later, when I got bored, I went to a brothel to make West Point. In my spare time, I also like to be a pig doll, raise a small potted cactus and play with potted sculptures. Just be calm. Finally, I managed to hook up with Sisi. The daughter is called Qingcheng Baby, the son is called Jin, and the two dogs are called Facai.

Well, that's all I remember. If you have any questions, you can hi me and leave me a message ~