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Funny Chat Quotes Humorous Chat Topics Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not number one? With you, I am the happiest person!

Funny Chat Quotes

1. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world people.

Why not number one?

With you, I am the happiest person!

2. I can ask Do you ask for directions?

Where?

To your heart.

3. I have a toothache recently.

Why?

Because I often miss you at night, and it feels so sweet that I get cavities.

4. Can I borrow a dollar from you?

Why?

I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the person in my dream lover. You can also say: I'm going to call your mom to thank her.

5. Is your father a thief?

No.

Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes?

6. Your legs must be very tired, right?

Why?

Because you have been running in my mind all day.

7. Look at her clothes tags and when she says what are you doing,

Answer: Just to see if you are made in heaven?

8. I hope you know CPR.

Why?

Because you are so beautiful that it makes me stop breathing.

9. Miss, please give it back to me!

What!

My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

10. There must be something wrong with my eyes.

Why?

I can't take my eyes off you.

11. I am having a bad day.

What should I do?

Seeing a pretty girl smile makes me feel better. Can you smile for me?

Humorous chat topics

12. If the English letters could be rearranged, I would put U and I together.

Why?

Because I want you to be with me.

13. Why do you keep looking at me?

Sorry, I am an artist and it is my job to stare at beautiful women.

14. No one will like me.

Hello, my name is no one.

15. The rain is really heavy today.

Yes! Yes!

That’s because God is drooling over you.

16. If you like someone, say it out loud.

Come out!

17. "I think you must be very busy now, so I decided to send this text message."

"You are not busy, why? So?"

"Because what I want to post is the first three words of the previous post."

18. I'm going to sleep!

Yeah.

Will you still like me after you wake up?

Not anymore.

Then I won’t sleep.

19. What will you do if someone chases me?

I will trip him!

20. Why did you touch my hand?

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I just want to know if the shower gel you often use is good.

21. I fell in love with a woman.

She must be very beautiful!

You are too narcissistic.

22. Man: I believe that sooner or later I will appear at your dining table.

Female: Are you going to deliver food?

23.Male: In front of you, I am always wrong.

Female: Actually, it doesn’t have to be like this. I thought I was always right in front of you!

24. Female: Honey, look at me, I am so beautiful!

Male: Honey, I think you are doing well What a narcissist!

Female: Damn, get under the bed!

25. Female: Are you there?

Male: I have nowhere to go Not here!

26. Female: Dizzy

Male: Come on, faint in my arms, Comeonbaby!

27. Female: Haha; what is your name? ?

Man: I didn’t scream, and you didn’t molest me?

28. Woman: I asked for your name.

Male: Oh yeah! My surname is Nangong, Pengyou, or Nan Pengyou for short!

29. Female: Take advantage of me again.

Male: You are not a food in the market, why should I take advantage of you?

30. Female: Haha, you are so funny!

Male: Everyone says that!

31. Female: You are so immodest.

Male: Wrong! I am not hypocritical!

32. Female: You are so narcissistic!

Male: Wrong! I am confident!

33. Female: I am convinced by you.

Male: I weigh 60kg, can you fit it in?

34.Female: How old are you?

Male: Indescribable, very burly!

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