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How to get rid of emotional entanglements
However, nothing is easier than getting rid of a woman, and nothing wastes the brain more than getting rid of a woman. ...
In the eyes of monkeys and sea lions, all the opposite sex are only healthy and unhealthy, and we have evolved so much.
Good, even learned to distinguish handsome, mediocre, ugly, beautiful, ordinary, ugly, tall, short, long legs and short legs.
, plump, slim, big breasts, small breasts, shy and dissolute. No matter how anthropologists define the process of human evolution, poles
It is possible that this process began with two monkeys in love. They took each other from the face that looked like a monkey.
No, I found each other's unique qualities, left the club with claws and entered a new life full of challenges.
Live. It is precisely because of this leap that we have been faced with this problem-how to find ourselves as much as possible.
The first female to arrive. Shi must be a plain-looking woman, because any man is advancing by leaps and bounds in life.
I have met more women in Shi Cun than the most knowledgeable man in Shi Cun has ever met in his life.
More. This is really a hassle. Men are always dazzled. They like novel and beautiful clothes.
It contains what they yearn for, but evolution has given them the richest aesthetic ability to the opposite sex among all mammals.
Force, but leave the best mating ability to lower animals, coupled with social and moral factors, so that they no matter from what.
From the point of view, it is impossible to have many opposite sexes like walruses. If you want to realize that in their hearts, there will never be.
The aesthetic goal of the law-a perfect woman, they must deal with the woman who has been proved unqualified by him.
Put it down.
Nothing is easier than getting rid of a woman. Nothing is worse than getting rid of a woman. Because men
We must see what kind of woman she is. Maybe women have such psychological preparation, and they realize that they are about to
When you dump someone, kick them out first. Or put yourself at the height of those people he wants to pursue in advance,
Pretend they can't have you. If a woman understands this truth, she is the most
For a woman who is easy to get rid of, you just don't call her for a week, or say' I'm not available' or' I don't want to go'.
Students, she may never bother you again. But things often don't go so smoothly. In most cases, after a few days.
When she wants to savor it, she will come back and have a big fight with you. If you insist at this time, you are finished.
All right. If you slow down at this time, the next thing will be a disaster in your life.
Difficult, this situation can easily make the person you want to dump aim at not being dumped by you in life, and finally, herself.
I don't know whether I like you or not, I just try my best not to be dumped by you. I don't believe you go out for a walk at night. If you're lucky,
You will see this situation, the man leans on the bike, his eyes are glassy, and the woman is crying beside him. If you are idle.
After following them for a few days, you will find that they will find a chance to come out together and go under an overpass and a pedestrian bridge.
In the street or anywhere else, the man leaned on his bike, his eyes were glazed, and the woman cried at him.
There are several kinds of women. When you find that your interest in her is weakening, you must resolutely and thoroughly kill her. Pick your nose and eat your head in public.
Leather women (observed to be quite rare), women who are greedy for money (such people are often vulgar), wearing stockings is like insurance.
Set of women (not even bad taste), and you are chatting with a woman whose eyes have been looking around in a bar (you don't dump?
She, she will dump you sooner or later), always saying that their ancestral home is a small local in a big city, and a woman who doesn't laugh at any jokes (right
A woman who is extremely clever or boring, tattooed her eyebrows because her worst joke can make her laugh wildly.
The woman with eyeliner (whose face says poor judgment and laziness, getting up in the middle of the night to pee will scare you to death), everything you do.
A woman who finds you unbearable. But if that's who you are, forget it. Don't dump her. Dump her.
Others despise you, too You two are like peas in a pod.
If you are lucky enough to succeed, half the credit should be the first sentence when you break up. This is the hardest, a lot.
Everyone is finally trapped because he can't say this sentence-marrying the woman he wants to dump is the worst thing.
When it's over, you put a dog around your neck and give her the rope, if you don't boil your stomach.
She won't let you go. Especially in the relationship where the enemy is strong and we are weak, I will be scolded if I am not careful, and I dare to tell her.
Break up, but think about the pain you will suffer in the future, or bite the bullet and say it. Sad for five minutes,
A happy life. The timing of opening your mouth is very important. Don't say it when two people are arguing in full swing, because she
Don't take what you say seriously at all. It is best to choose a calm moment in a calm day and use a negative one.
Always keep a calm expression, which is best to be neither tight nor loose, neither supercilious nor tepid, and should not be like in movies.
Pull a long face, because it will make her mistakenly think that you are trying to scare her by breaking up, or let her get rid of some problems (never
Expect them to solve any problems). When you finally say that sentence, two things may happen next. One is
She left without cutting in line, sometimes leaving a dirty word. She will never talk to you again in her life. another
One is that she was surprised at first, and then she wanted to ask you for justice and why, indicating that it was time for a comprehensive intelligence test.
Yes Because this is a difficult question to answer, a person is still a person, when she likes it, and when she doesn't like it.
She, and most of them broke up because they had been together for a long time and felt bored, but you can't say I'm tired of playing with you, can you?
But you still have to say something to fill this embarrassing time, except that you can't say what you are dissatisfied with her (
Because she may promise you that she will change. In the end, you can say anything, and there is really nothing to add.
It's okay to lie. This time is very important, business can't be righteous, maybe we can be friends in the future.
What I said earlier is the so-called sudden death method, and there are some chronic methods. If you don't want to make her too sad, you
This method can be used, but it requires a lot of perseverance. First of all, you need to know what she likes and hates about you.
. If she likes you clean, you don't take a bath for a month, show her dirty things, and add two handfuls of salt if you like your cooking.
She hates bad breath, so you chew garlic cloves every day, and she hates pop songs, so you play Liu Huan at home every day, and so on. She hates it.
Come whenever you want, and you'd better let her be completely disappointed in you and find another job.
In fact, everyone has their own way of life. Everyone knows the way, you know, and so does she. Stop reading.
This article thinks that you are quite imposing as a man, and women want to dump men more than men want to dump women.
A lot. The outside world is full of temptations, tempting you and tempting her. Maybe when you get up the courage to tell her that you want to break up.
When holding hands, she just smiled and said, "You have been cheated. I wanted to dump you for a long time. I just want you to say it first. "
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