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It's funny to talk about making friends when you finally have a winter vacation.

1. I hate having too much homework on holiday. That's an excuse just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

2. I had an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

3. The daily routine of this winter vacation: eating+sleeping+chasing drama

4. I'm so cute, can I extend my winter vacation for a few days?

5. Toss a coin: head-on, go online, tail-on, go to sleep, and get up and do your homework.

6. This winter vacation, I will start to spend American time.

7. Hello during the winter vacation. I will take good care of myself.

8. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

9. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, eight aunts, relatives and parents: What was your score in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

1. I have a skill that I can finish writing winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

11. Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

12. How cute are you during your holiday?

13. Go to bed in the morning, go to bed in the afternoon and get high at night.

14. The so-called holiday means that you are disgusted at home, have no money when you go out, and have extra leisure every day.

15. I am born wild and not suitable for school, but only for holidays.

16. As soon as the winter vacation is over, I feel that the air is sweet.

17. If I had a few more days in winter vacation, I should be happier.

18. Homework Jun is really loyal to accompany me through this long winter vacation.

19. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm on the 3th night.

2. What's the saddest thing about winter vacation? It's not that you take a schoolbag to review books and then go to school without opening your schoolbag.

21. During the winter vacation and the New Year, a happy atmosphere filled the house. Have a winter vacation, celebrate the Spring Festival, and watch the Spring Festival Gala around TV.

22. The winter vacation is coming, and there will be piles of homework soon. What is winter vacation homework's concept? We write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

23. They asked me if "smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette case is true. I answered them decisively, which is like the "happy winter vacation" in our winter vacation homework.

24. The so-called holiday, the family is disrespected, and there is no money to go out, so I have extra leisure every day ~

25. "Do you want to make an appointment for the winter vacation?" "If you pass math, you will make an appointment." My heart thumped, and this is probably the last time.

26. "Did you enjoy your winter vacation?" "only speed, no pleasure"

27. you always say that winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in an instant.

28 There is no copywriting in winter vacation, and I am very happy every day

29. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, and I only love him-Xiansen in winter vacation.

3. Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I got up at school doesn't mean I woke up.