A short English joke or speech

I am very happy. My girlfriend and I have been dating for more than a year, so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in all aspects, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She is a dream! I'm so happy! I've been dating my girlfriend for more than a year and I'm getting married! My parents tried their best to help us, and my friends encouraged me to support me. Do you want to talk about my girlfriend? ! She's the one in a million I've always dreamed of! There is only one thing that bothers me very much, and that is her sister. My future sister-in-law is 20 years old, wearing a tight miniskirt and a low-cut blouse. When she is close to me, she will bend down regularly, and I can see her underwear happily. It must be liberated. She never does this when she is near anyone. The fly in the ointment is that there is always a little thing that breaks my brain. It's really a headache This little trouble is my girlfriend's sister. My future sister-in-law Xiao Zao is 20 years old. Wear a sexy and cautious low-cut mini skirt. She always bends down when she is near me, so I have a good chance to feast my eyes on her underwear show. What she did was absolutely intentional. Because she never molested me like that when others were around. One day, my little sister called me to look at the wedding invitation. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that I was going to get married soon, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to have sex with me before I got married and then give my life to her sister. I was completely stunned and couldn't say a word. One day, my sister-in-law called and asked me to go to her house to check the preparations for the wedding celebration. When I arrived, she was alone at home. She put her mouth to my ear and said, "You are going to get married soon. I like you. I can't restrain my feelings for you, and I don't want to restrain myself ... I have a small request. Before you get married, before you entrust your life to my sister, I want to have sex with you, my future brother-in-law, just this once, okay? " I froze and couldn't speak. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to continue, come and see me." I was stunned. I was stunned when I watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her underwear and three were under my stairs. She said, "I'll wait for you in my bedroom upstairs. Come to me if you like. " I'm dizzy (⊙ o ⊙)! I just stood there watching her go upstairs. I panicked and got cold. She finally went upstairs, quickly took off her pants and threw them to me downstairs. I stood there for a while, then turned and walked straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked out of the house. I walked straight to my car. My future father-in-law is standing outside. He hugged me with tears in his eyes and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We cannot ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to join this family. " I stood downstairs for a while, then turned and walked straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked out of her house. I walked straight to my car. My future father-in-law stood outside the house and waited for a long time. He hugged me tightly with tears in his eyes. "We are glad that you passed our little test for you. I can't find a better son-in-law than you anywhere! Welcome to join our big family! "