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It is estimated that Wang Sicong never dreamed that, as the son of the former richest man, he was so powerful in the past 30 years that he was knocked down on the 18 line by an online celebrity liar and became the laughing stock of Jianghu.
Of course, the people who eat melons did not expect that the story of the overbearing president in the novel turned into rain. In reality, he not only wanted to rob women, but also submitted the marketing number when he broke the news.
This is the magic of capital letters.
Four days after the chat record between Wang Sicong and Sun Yining was exposed, the melon finally made new progress.
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Last night, Sun Yining's ex-girlfriend Xiao Wang posted a long article on Weibo, claiming that Sun Yining lied and cheated on her many times during her love.
The full text is too long. I'll pick up the key points and tell you.
First, when Sun Yining met Wang Sicong, he lied to Xiao Wang, saying that he was on a business trip to shoot clothes.
Secondly, Sun Yining had sex with female A five days before she decided to have sex with Xiao Wang, and during their sex, she kissed the fake CP (now a couple) in front of everyone.
I don't know, it's just ... this love story is really open. ......
In order to prevent the girls from eating melons and not understanding them, I sorted out the relationship between them and made a simple diagram of the relationship between people, so that everyone can see it more clearly.
So far, people who eat melons from all walks of life mainly hold the following two attitudes.
First, Sun Yining is not a little white flower, but an online celebrity of 18 years old. She cheated the promotion fee and returned to the Jianghu group four years later to mock her disabled grandmother.
In this way, no one is more noble than Wang Sicong who is rotten with fish and shrimp.
Second, Wang Sicong's speech and behavior of "if you don't get it, it will be ruined" is no different from the style of "robbing my daughter" by an old playboy.
More arrogant and disgusting.
In fact, these two views are not contradictory in nature.
You can complain that Sun Yining has no three views on things, like a complete sister.
However, it is undeniable that Sun Yining is the victim of Wang Sicong's condescension.
Now some public opinion says that Wang Sicong licks the dog, and his angry circle of friends proves that he is not licking the dog.
To tell the truth, Wang Sicong should thank the netizens for the protective color of the President.
Because it is "a beautiful online celebrity black material and a smelly mouth and rich Wang Sicong" put together, it is only a little entertaining for the whole people to eat melons.
If the labels on them are removed and the stalks are laid down, this is a social event in which a 33-year-old greasy uncle sexually harassed and threatened a 22-year-old beautiful girl.
Only by the violence of public opinion can the "civilian president king" be scolded to pieces, so that he will never pretend to be a leader on the Internet again.
But it happened that because of Wang Sicong's status and power, he didn't go this way.
And in all kinds of hot search, imitating glib words, marketing Sun Yining to earn 500 thousand live news, began to reverse.
But yard by yard, no matter how many crimes Sun Yining committed and how much money he earned, Wang Sicong will definitely "rob civilians".
But speaking of it, it's not the first time that Wang Sicong has done this.
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As we all know, Wang Sicong has two well-known titles in Jianghu, namely "Discipline Inspection Commission for Entertainment Circle" and "National Husband".
The former is because he often talks bluntly about stars or big names in hard circles.
The latter is because he has an online celebrity girlfriend comparable to 3,000 harem beauties.
However, while Wang Sicong was the "Entertainment Discipline Inspection Commission", his flaunting wealth, arrogance, dirty mouth and misogyny also ran through it.
201010/October 27th, Wang Sicong issued the first Weibo, saying that "300,000 computers were scrapped like this" and fired the first shot of "showing off wealth".
The next day, he sold a private jet g550 worth 400 million yuan, but this one belonged to his father Wang Jianlin.
The following Dassault Falcon 7X, worth 300 million yuan, is Wang Sicong's private mount.
Two months later, he sold his own luxury yacht, worth 78 million.
In this way, only two months after registering in Weibo, Wang Sicong has made public his identity as Prince Wanda and the son of the richest man.
At the same time, he also began to comment on actresses in the entertainment circle.
10, Yuqi Zhang was caught in an affair, and Wang Sicong forwarded that she was shameless.
/kloc-in 0/2, Yang Mi and Zhou Xun attended the release conference of Painted Skin 2 together.
Wang Sicong forwarded the netizen Weibo to vomit and said, "Yesterday's cheap dress burst ... how much silica gel hyaluronic acid can't cover up her rusticity. No matter how swaying, there is no gas field. "
On 13, Mabel Yuan released her own yoga photos. At that time, she was criticized for starring in "Palace Lock Bead Curtain".
Wang Sicong added fuel to the fire, saying that among the "three favorite postures of teachers", it is rumored that Mabel Yuan can only stand out by hidden rules.
15 also pointed out that Fan Bingbing and Zhang Yin are carpet stars, and they can't act without their works.
Zhang Yin quickly replied to him: "You are so generous." .
Wang Sicong, on the other hand, said impatiently that there must be a wrong number. What she wants to say is "you are so generous", and her remarks are obscene and obscene.
Not only that, some entrepreneurs and male artists are also within the scope of Wang Sicong's attack.
For example, he called Zhao Benshan a tiger-fighting farmer and said that he bought a plane for show.
/kloc-in 0/5, Lei Jun was teased by netizens for his poor spoken English, and Wang Sicong directly forwarded the tucao video saying "Don't lose face abroad".
In addition, the fifth generation directors such as Jiang Wen, Zhang Yimou, Chen Kaige, Xiaogang Feng, etc. No one escaped his fatal spit.
In this way, Wang Sicong went to Weibo to attack anyone indiscriminately.
All the people who were killed or torn off made a lot of noise, such as Wang Xiaofei and her son.
Or after a few replies, due to his identity, enough is enough. For example, Zhang Yin said that he said he was making amends, and Wang Sicong was scolding him. He was just joking.
In short, Wang Sicong's outspoken remarks made ordinary people feel "happy" and "hearty" eight feet away from the entertainment circle.
When you meet people who are congenial to Wang Sicong, such as Li Dan, you will praise his true nature and feel very shocked.
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But Wang Sicong, with her true nature, is particularly "misogynistic".
In other words, his attention to women's face value and sexual function has gone beyond ordinary people's cognition of "yellow jokes" and has become a shame for sluts.
On 20 14, he invited SNH48, a female group, to be a guest at home and let all the girls wear bunny uniforms.
At that time, the focus of the news was that the mansion in Wang Sicong was amazing.
After the party, Wang Sicong sent Weibo, saying: The first training course of Kato Takashi. (Note: Takashi Kato is a famous Japanese AV actor)
Such disgusting remarks made one member so angry that Weibo said he was bitten by a dog.
A few years ago, when the rocket 10 1 fire broke out, Wang Sicong also commented on the current affairs of the members, saying that the women's group with Yamy and Sunnee should be called the men's group, and that Mimi Li looks like an Ankang fish.
On another occasion, his first 12 girlfriend Li (stage name Dou Lu) was broadcasting live. After he entered the studio, Dou Lu said in front of all the audience: Kneel down, including me.
Dou Lu bit his lip at a loss and didn't know what to reply.
However, for Wang Sicong, such verbal comments may only scratch the surface.
20 16 invested in a company called Hello! The goddess's "Choose a Concubine Column" gives on-the-spot comments on beautiful girls.
The whole program, from the judges to the contestants, was watched by Wang Sicong.
And Wang Sicong, of course, put himself in the role of "emperor" and began to dictate to "concubines".
For example, he told a Dalian girl whose height was less than 1.6 meters that she could get disability allowance.
For another example, he told the girl who posed for the camera with a big smile on her face that she was ugly after buttoning her nose and not looking up.
For example, when a 98-pound female player showed off her figure in front of the camera, Wang Sicong said that she looked like Jia Ling because she was fat.
Wang Sicong also said to like-minded Wu Yifan who attended the press conference: "Who will tell me? We have thousands of female anchors here. "
At the same time, Wang Sicong's courtship failed to turn against each other.
15 years, he pursued Nicole, and Nicole refused many times. Finally, Wang Sicong got angry and said to her, "Don't pretend. You added my wechat and don't want to talk. What are you pretending to be? "
Later, he made a rumor in Weibo that Nicole betrayed her best friend, was kept by an old man, and even worked as a pimp.
Later, Nicole took Wang Sicong to court and Wang Sicong was fined 5,000 yuan.
Wang Sicong's "Bunny Girl" party at his home mentioned earlier also has his own agenda.
At that time, kiku was a small member of SNH48. When Wang Sicong has a crush on others, she pays attention to her Weibo and praises her again and again, but kiku can't see it.
So there was the rabbit party. Wang Sicong named kiku, and kiku didn't go.
Wang Sicong finally got angry, so he went to Weibo and said, "It's so melodramatic." Then kiku hacked him.
Later, Wang Sicong casually praised kiku black material has become his daily life.
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Did you find it? The so-called chasing girls in Wang Sicong is generally divided into two steps.
In the first step, he will take the initiative to extend an arrogant olive branch and poke her favorite beautiful flowers again and again. If the other party doesn't respond, he will put pressure on the other party intentionally or unintentionally to make the other party take the initiative to be humble.
But if you meet someone with a strong personality, this set will fail.
So Wang Sicong started his second step, bullying.
That is to use the title of "Entertainment Discipline Inspection Commission" that he has built for many years to break the news or praise girls' black material.
Fully implement the means of "destroy if you can't get it", so that successors will never dare to refuse again.
Why does Wang Sicong have this mentality of "I can choose any girl in the world"?
It's simple, because he thinks he has money.
I think the word "Wang Sicong" is the best symbol.
I don't think girls all over the world can handle it without money and power.
Besides, he really thinks this is reality.
This is reflected in 20 16.
At that time, a blogger collected "tried and tested tips for picking up girls" and commented that the top three had one hundred red envelopes.
The most praised comment is Wang Sicong, with only seven words: Hello, I'm Wang Sicong.
At that time, this matter was hotly searched and became a joke.
And ordinary people just make fun of these seven words.
Yes, what can I do? This is Wang Sicong!
But what about now?
Times have changed, and it is purely playing with fire to take capitalism as a bright spot now.
That set of "I support you" money and "you wait" rights doesn't work.
And what are the most interesting places in Sun Yining and Wang Sicong?
Less "clean" is Sun Yining.
If the protagonist of the story is a girl with a higher education, hard work and no black history, some people may say "she really has a higher education", "she is a good girl" and "she has pride". ......
But Sun Yining wasn't. When she harassed in Wang Sicong, she lied to her lover and laughed at grandma's live broadcast. And 18 years old was scolded for cheating money and quit the network.
In short, she is not a "good girl" in the traditional sense.
But it is such a girl who tried her best to express her sincere greetings to Wang Sicong: My true face is your father.
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