Kneel for jokes that make people laugh, and don't talk too much (no matter what, the more the better)

Suddenly I received a phone call, and the other party said, "Hello, I just charged 100 yuan to your number. Can you call me back? " "Very good." "Thank you so much, you are really nice." After I hung up, I immediately called and said, "OK, I called you. Nothing, I will hang up. "

One day, the headmaster of a third-rate college passed by the back door of the school and suddenly heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford exam!" " "The headmaster was suddenly moved. I didn't expect such ambitious young people in their school. I decided to get to know each other better. At this time, I heard another sentence: "Boss, two more kebabs. "Principal:" ... ".

Judging whether a girl is a southerner or a northerner, the history teacher answered very well: "You are wrong", the girl in the north said, "You are talking nonsense!" Southern girl: Are you talking nonsense? Bold and graceful. . .