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The whole content of the poem bean story collection?
Summary 1. Wizards and jumping pots are like the beginning of Harry Potter stories. The beginning of the story is filled with a magical atmosphere: from the appearance of wizards and magic pots. He is a beloved wizard, who helped his neighbors with his magic and made a treatment in this magical jar. That's a round pot. The feet of this pot are extremely beautiful, with only five toes (five toes, if you are wondering, of course, like people, some people also have five toes). After his death, he left everything to his son. Unfortunately, his son is selfish and indifferent and has nothing in common with his father. As soon as his father died, his son found a slipper and a note in the magic jar, which read: Dear son, I sincerely hope that you will never need these things again. So the son didn't care and threw the pot in the corner. A few days later, the granddaughter of the neighbor's old peasant woman got sarcoma and came to him for help, but he refused mercilessly. A copper foot suddenly grew out of the pot. The shoes in the pot also jumped out and put on their feet. The pot kept spraying sarcoma, making a harsh and disgusting sound while jumping. My son stayed up all night, because the pot was always noisy around him, and it was useless for him to cast spells. After that, many people asked him for help, but he refused. The pot retaliated even more against him, making him unable to eat or sleep every day. He finally found his conscience and ran into the street with a pot, shooting life-saving spells in all directions. Soon, everyone's illness disappeared, and my son suddenly woke up and announced loudly to his neighbors that he would find him if he had any difficulties in the future. The magic pot finally quieted down and took his son home. This story tells us that we should help others and everyone around us. 2. The sparkling spring of Good Luck Spring has become another feature of this story. Now that we have read 30 pages, it is obvious that Rowling likes to draw (and is good at) shining things such as stars and sparks. The story begins and ends with fairies and the like (readers who like to watch Peter Pan know that Rowling's fairies have no beautiful shadows. On the first page of the book, a cluster of roses under the text is very conspicuous and beautiful. Anyone who likes to paint roses knows that flowers are hard to erase, so Rowling's flowers are not used to cover up mistakes, which is different from the purpose of most of us painting flowers. This is the most beautiful beginning of the story and the source of the magical spring. That's why the story begins with the rose bushes: a pleasant garden is protected and shrouded by magic. Legend has it that on a high mountain in the magic garden, there is a spring called Good Luck Spring. Those who have been bathed in spring water will get permanent good luck. Before the dawn of this day, many people waited outside the wall of the garden, hoping to enter the garden and reach the good luck spring. Three women are miserable. One was terminally ill, one was bullied by a bad wizard and cheated out of all his money, and one was badly hurt by lovelorn. The three men sympathized with each other and reached a promise, hoping that the three men would work together to reach the good luck spring and be baptized by the spring water. At this time, there was a crack in the wall, which entangled one of the wizards. The entangled wizard clung to the other two wizards, but unfortunately one of them was entangled in a knight's armor. So three people were dragged into the garden by vines. After that, the four of them overcame many difficulties and obstacles together, and Qi Xin came to the fountain of good luck together. In order to reach the fountain of good luck, the lovelorn witch threw her fond memories with her ex-lover into the river, so she forgot the pain of lovelorn. The fatigue of the journey made the witch in poor health very ill and dying. The witch who was cheated of money found herbs by the spring in an emergency and cured the witch. The witch recovered after taking herbs, but the deceived witch found that many herbs could cure all diseases in spring and sold a lot of money, so she picked many herbs. The difficulties of the three witches were solved, and the three of them generously gave the knight a chance to bathe in the spring. The knight felt extremely honored. When he finished taking a bath, his whole body shone with a halo of luck. He felt that he was the luckiest person in the world. He found himself in love with the lovelorn witch, so he proposed to her, and finally they got married. But no one knows that the good luck spring is actually just an ordinary spring, and there is no magic. This story shows that everyone has misfortune, but as long as we strive for happiness, we can finally find our own lucky spring, because this spring is created by ourselves. 3. The wizard's hairy heart Dear readers, please pay attention: Rowling is comparable to the Brothers Grimm in this story. After reading the wizard's hairy heart story, you can't help laughing. A man met his heart on his journey to the wizard's soul. The first page, there is no scary spirit. On the contrary, what we see is a heart covered with thick hair and dripping with blood (again, it is difficult to draw a vivid heart full of blood vessels, but Rowling draws very well, and there is heavy hair on the heart. ) There is a key with three rings under the text, and the key stands in a pool of blood. Obviously, we can easily get into this situation. This is a story about a handsome and rich magician. But he's arrogant. When all the friends around him are in love, he disdains it and thinks that all his friends are stupid because of love. So he vowed to be single for life. And in order not to be moved by others, he put his heart in the cellar of his castle with black magic and locked it up with a big box. In this way, many years passed, and he became more and more indifferent. Even his parents died, which did not hurt him. He lived a rich life all day and felt very satisfied. One day, he overheard the servant laughing at him for not having a wife. No one will like him even if he has more money and higher status. So he was very angry and decided to find a really beautiful and very rich woman to be his wife. Coincidentally, he met such a woman the next day. He began to pursue the girl crazily. Although the girl was attracted by his appearance and wealth, her sixth sense told her that the boy's heart seemed dark and indifferent. So at a dance, the girl said to the boy, let me see your heart. If your heart is smooth and bright, I will promise to marry you. The boy took the girl to the basement. The girl screamed when the boy opened the box. Because the boy's heart has shriveled up because he has been in the cold cellar for a long time, and he is covered with long black hair. He can't hear touching music, feel the love of his loved ones and get the caress of his lover. The girl was very sad and begged the boy to put his heart back in his body, and the boy did. At this time, the girl said affectionately, I want your heart to feel love again, so the girl hugged the boy tightly. But the boy's heart has completely become fierce, cruel and dark. This heart is more powerful than a boy. It dominates and controls the boy's body and makes him lose his mind. When the boy heard the girl's warm heartbeat and felt her smooth and delicate skin, he made a crazy move. He stabbed the girl in the chest with a dagger, dug out the girl's bright red and smooth heart, and tried to replace his furry heart with magic, but he was controlled by the heart and could do nothing. Finally, he cut open his chest with a knife, cut out his heart and died. When the guests found the two young people, they were heartbroken to see such a bloody and shocking scene. This story tells us that the beauty of the soul is far more important than wealth and status, and the care of family and lovers is a good medicine to soothe the soul. 4. Barbie Bunny and her croaking stump This is Rowling's fourth and longest story. The story begins with a big stump (20 years old, according to tree rings), which has five long roots and weeds at the bottom. There is a dark crack and two white circles in the center of the stump. It looks like two eyes are peeping at your reading. Below the text is a long and narrow four-toed paw print. Compared with the last Mao Xin, it is not terrible (this time you can see the fairy on the first page of the story and so on. ) But the stump doesn't look good. About a long time ago, there was a stupid king who thought he should be the only one with magical power. So he set up a witch hunting team and recruited magic teachers. Real wizards don't want to apply. A cunning charlatan saw the opportunity to get rich, so he pretended to be a wizard with superb magic and easily deceived the stupid king with some simple tricks. One day, the liar was deceiving the king to practice fake magic and was seen by a real witch (washerwoman) in the palace. The witch couldn't help laughing, which made the king very unhappy. The king announced that the next day, in front of the minister, he would ask a liar to help him perform magic. If the magic didn't work, he would be beheaded. The liar was very angry. He accidentally saw the witch washing clothes with magic, and threatened the witch to hide in the bushes and perform magic tomorrow, otherwise he would expose her identity. The witch agreed. As a result, the king cast several spells in succession the next day, and there was no problem. But in the end, the king wants to bring a dog back to life, which is magic that wizards can't use. So the king was teased by the ministers, and the liar told the king that magic didn't work because witches used witchcraft to hinder the king from casting spells. The king believed it and ordered the witch to be killed. The witch escaped by magic, and the hounds led by the witch hunting team finally barked around a stump. The liar said that the witch must have turned into a stump, cut it down and died. So the stump was cut down. At this moment, there was a giggle from the stump, and then she said in the witch's voice, "Cutting the wizards in half won't kill them. Do not believe you try! " At the same time, the liar and the wizard were cut in half. "The witch then said to the king, If you cut a witch in half, your kingdom will be cursed. From now on, every harm you do to the witch will be added to yourself, and you will die. Unless you promise to protect all wizards in your country to practice magic safely and build me a sculpture of pure gold. "The king agreed to all her demands. When everyone left the stake, a rabbit jumped out of the stump with a wand in its mouth and skipped away. Since then, witches have not been persecuted in this country. This story is humorous, which shows the cleverness and integrity of the witch through the stupidity of the king and the treachery of the swindler and wizard. 5. The Legend of the Three Brothers If you read the stories of the three brothers quickly in order to finish the book quickly, like us, then you missed the best story. Fortunately, you can open chapter 2 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. If you haven't finished reading the last book in the Harry Potter series, you may not want to read these ideas. Look at its related background story first, you won't be disappointed. Once upon a time, three brothers were traveling along a long and winding road at dawn. The three brothers arrived at a river in time. The river was deep and urgent, so they could neither wade across the river nor swim across it. However, the magic of these three brothers, they just waved wands and built a bridge over the river. However, when they were halfway there, they found a man wearing a hood blocking their way. Death spoke to them. He was angry that he was fooled by these three new victims, because travelers usually drown in this river. But death is cunning. He pretended to praise the magic of the three brothers, and because he wisely avoided him, everyone would win a prize. The eldest of the three brothers is a militant man. He wants a wand more powerful than any existing one: a wand that can help his master win a duel forever, and a wand that a wizard who has defeated death deserves! Death cut off the branches of an old tree on the river bank, made a magic wand and gave it to the boss. Then the second of the three brothers, an arrogant man, wanted to make death more humiliating and demanded the power to call others back from death. Death picked up a stone from the river bank and gave it to the second child, telling him that this stone has the power to bring back the dead. Death asked the youngest one what he wanted. The third is the most modest and intelligent. He doesn't intend to trust death, so he asks death to give him something so that he can go beyond the jurisdiction of death. Death had to reluctantly give him the invisibility cloak. Then death stepped back and let the three brothers continue to tell their adventure stories and gifts from death. For their own purposes, the three brothers separated. After traveling for more than a week, Big Brother arrived in a remote village and looked for a wizard who had quarreled with him. Naturally, with the elder wand as a weapon, he will not lose in the next duel. His enemy fell to the ground, and the eldest brother went to a hotel, where he loudly showed off the powerful wand he got from death and how it made him invincible. That night, while Big Brother was lying down, another wizard sneaked into his room and soaked his bed with wine. The thief stole the wand. To be safe, he cut his eldest brother's throat. So death got the big brother's life. At the same time, the second brother returned to the home where he lived alone. There, he took out the stone that could summon the dead and turned it three times in his hand. To his surprise, the girl who wanted to marry but died unfortunately immediately appeared in front of him. However, she is sad and indifferent, and there is a veil between her and him. Although she returned to this world, she didn't really belong there. She suffered there. In the end, the second brother went crazy in endless despair. He committed suicide in order to truly integrate into her world. So death got the second brother's life again. However, death has been looking for it for many years, but he has never found the third brother. It was not until he was old that he took off his invisibility cloak and left it to his son. He greeted death like an old friend and left happily with him. They all died in the end. Although it is a legend, it is said that whoever owns these three sacred objects can become the master of death. But these three deathly Hallows really exist in the world. The elder wand was Dumbledore's wand, and Harry finally got it. The Resurrection Stone is Slytherin's stone ring, Voldemort's horcrux. The invisibility cloak is Harry's, and Harry is the descendant of the third brother, passed down from generation to generation. They were once in Dumbledore's hands and later belonged to Harry, but Harry gave them up, leaving only the invisibility cloak. At the end of the five stories, a skull full of teeth appeared in front of the reader, and a symbol was engraved in the middle of the protruding bone: there is a vertical line in the circle, which passes through a triangle. Below the text is a woven carpet with a wand (flashing) on it, which looks like a small stone.
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