Little people know about bixiang. Don’t be too long, and don’t be too short. Be funny

You can call it New Police Story, based on a joke that absolutely few people know.

A: Hello everyone! Do you know what I do?

B: New police officer.

A: I just got the police uniform yesterday. Huh? How did you know I was a new police officer?

B: How do you know? You will know after listening to my experience.

A: What was your experience?

B: I think about that day, it was my first day as a policeman, wearing a new police uniform like you.

A: Are you a policeman too?

B: That night, I wore a police uniform and went to the cinema. "Red Cliff" was playing in the cinema. There was a long queue of people buying tickets. I stood behind the queue. As soon as I stood up, The person in front of me looked at me curiously: "New police officer, right?"

A: Do you know each other?

B: Don’t know me

A: How did he know you were a new police officer?

B: I was also puzzled: "How did you know I was a new police officer?" The man smiled and said: "Where are the old police officers in line? They all went directly to the front."

A: Oh, veteran police officers don’t have to wait in line. What’s the point?

B: I didn’t want people to look down on me, so I went directly to the window, took out a hundred yuan and handed it in: "A ticket." Unexpectedly, the ticket seller rolled his eyes at me: " New police officer?"

A: How did he tell?

B: Before I could ask, the person buying tickets next to me spoke up: "How could the old policeman buy a ticket? He just went in."

A: Is there such an old policeman? Police?

B: I quickly put the money in my pocket again and went in with my head held high. No one stopped me.

A: Look who is this?

B: Once inside, I quickly found a seat to sit down. Unexpectedly, as soon as I sat down, someone next to me spoke: "You Are you a new police officer?"

A: There's nothing written on your face, right?

B: You only have writing on your face

A: How did he know you were a new police officer?

B: He curled his lips towards the upstairs: "Did you see, the old policemen are sitting upstairs."

A: There is also this business rule

B : I quickly went upstairs to find a seat and sat down, thinking that no one would know that I was a new police officer.

A: Unexpectedly, as soon as I sat down, someone said again: "Are you a new police officer?"

B: How did you know?

A: I guessed it

B: You really guessed it right, I’m confused again. The person who spoke this time was also a policeman.

A: I’ve been wondering a few times. What did he say?

B: "Did you see that all the old police officers are sitting like me, but none of them are like you, like a primary school student."

A: How to sit?

B: Put my legs high on the back of the chair in front of me. I tried this and it was really comfortable.

A: I really don’t care about any ethics.

B: I don’t care if it’s ethical or not, as long as it’s comfortable, the movie started and I was deeply attracted.

A: I can finally watch a movie with peace of mind

B: Halfway through the movie, I want to pee

A: Go to the toilet quickly

< p>B: I quickly ran to the bathroom, and I met a person at the door of the bathroom

AB: Are you a new police officer?

A: So what’s going on? What does going to the toilet have to do with being a new police officer?

B: The old policeman stood upstairs and solved the problem directly. There was no way he could run to the bathroom. When I heard this, I was so upset that I almost lost face with the police.

A: What do you mean?

B: I quickly turned back and walked downstairs from the second floor. .

A: Look how wicked it is

B: I was just in a hurry when someone downstairs shouted out

A: Someone has an opinion< /p>

B: Hi, hi, the guy urinating upstairs is the new police officer, right?

A: How do you know?

B: The old policemen always pour water on me, how can it be like you just pouring water on my head