The oldest and most classic speech is only a few words.

Classic joke: I accidentally said love words of courtship. Now all the men have become good. Courtship love words are like goldfish bubbles in a fish tank, which pop up inadvertently.

There is one of the most classic. Man: May I ask you the way? Woman: Where to? M: Go to your heart.

What is the expression of women at this time? I haven't tried it, but I can imagine that I would never point my finger at his nose and get angry.

The most beautiful courtship language for men is not "I love you". Although women never tire of hearing this sentence, it is still a bit corny. Moreover, such a straightforward expression is also easy to be rejected. I'll lose face at that time, and I'm afraid even my friends will do the same. So, some words are said in different ways. Don't just complain that we men are cunning. That's a novelty, also called strategy.

Today, I taught the accumulated experience to the bachelors and gave them a bad breath. When I succeed, don't forget to give me a box of Di Chin chocolates. Because, I have now fallen to the stage of courtship with material, hehe.

I especially admire a classmate in my middle school. One day, he was really hungry, so he said to a boy named J in our class: I can help you see a movie in XX on condition that we all eat a bowl of jiaozi. The boys are exhausted, and chasing this XX has made no achievements. Hearing this, he agreed as if the patient had come back to life. So my classmates around the XX girl's desk, around the girl. The girl was really surprised and asked, What are you doing? A: I'm looking for something. I lost it. Q: What are you looking for? I fell in love with you.

The result can be imagined. Sadly, the boy J invited us to eat jiaozi for nothing and made a couple.

In fact, the above is just a trick we did when we were young. The high-level courtship love words are expressionless, which makes the listener bang. A woman's heart jumped back and forth a few times in her chest. When she thought about it carefully, it seemed that the other party didn't say anything and there was almost no reason to refute it. At the age of 22, I had a crush on a girl who had been painting for a long time, but I never dared to confess. One day I went to the countryside to make a net for a school and asked her to sketch with me. Unfortunately, it suddenly rained heavily on the way. We went to shelter from the rain under a big tree, and she complained that I didn't choose a good day. I had a brainwave and blurted it out to her. Do you know why it suddenly rained? She shook her head doubtfully. I went on to say: God suddenly saw a beautiful girl like you in the country, and her mouth was watering.

Although it is in the rain, I can see her shy expression, so I dare to pursue her victory: I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. Before she got angry, I went on to say: I am the happiest person in the world with you. As a result, she nestled in my arms in the rain.

Let's talk about now, Lao. Apart from getting rich, there are not many things that can make people feel excited. But one day, I met a netizen who was really amazed by her beauty, so I stared at her for too long in the teahouse, which was a bit rude. At that time, I tried to avoid hinting at her, so I blurted out: I should be an artist, and it is my job to stare at beautiful women.