What do you think is just a joke, but it's true?

A few days ago 120, the leader of the command center came to help an acquaintance issue a death certificate. Seeing the name of the deceased, I feel familiar. After scratching my head for a long time, I thought of a classmate of the same name in senior three. I asked the leader if the deceased had studied in xx High School. The leader immediately nodded and replied: "Yes! Yes! "

Later, when I met the uncle of the deceased, I was sure that the deceased was my high school classmate. He is in his forties and likes collecting stamps. He is usually in good health, has high blood pressure and is slightly fat. There are four children in his family. A few days ago, when I was taking a nap at home, I suddenly called his mother to say that I was not feeling well. Her mother went into his room and saw him twitching on the ground. She called 120 for help. At that time, my colleague made a house call and was not rescued. Afterwards, he thought it was "sudden cardiac death".

Although we haven't seen each other for more than 20 years, the young voice and smile of the deceased in high school seemed to be in front of us, which was unbelievable and sobbing.

Life is short, live every day and cherish every day.

● "What is your ideal girlfriend?"

● "Like you."

This is a conversation with a schoolmaster in our class in Grade Three.

He was transferred to our class from other places in the second day of junior high school, and he was sitting in the last row.

The first time I heard his voice, the class teacher asked at the class meeting, "How to arrange the position better?" He sat in the last row and loudly replied, "The tall one sits in the back and the short one sits in the front!" " "

He was small and cute at that time.

Later, he changed his seat. He sits in the front row, in front of me.

The front and back tables will soon become familiar. In 1998, when he was one year younger than me, I called his brother every day and asked him to call me sister. He didn't refuse me to call him that, but he seldom called me sister. Say it directly every time you speak.

I only remember that he called my sister once and called my name once. I didn't know why, but I was very happy. I keep telling my good friend that he called me by my full name for the first time.

My grades are the same as his. In the third grade, his grades soared, while mine dropped. He is also sitting in the front row. I am in the last few rows. Because in the third grade, teachers will change seats according to their grades.

I always run to the front to play after class, and then I have this conversation. Everyone laughed in surprise at that time, so it must be a joke, but it may be true.

When I was filming graduation photo, I took a picture with him.

After graduating from junior high school, they all went to high school separately and rarely contacted each other. One summer vacation, on my birthday, I called several junior high school students and called him.

He didn't come, only replied to my message: "I'm glad you can still think of me at the party, but I can't go." I'm outside now. Go next time! " "

Three years of high school passed quickly, and everyone was admitted to the university. Maybe some junior high school students met for the first time after graduation, and also met him for the first time after graduation.

I was very excited during the whole assembly process. He has been sitting next to me, talking about something. I may be too excited, he said with a smile. I'm fighting chicken blood. Then he said that he usually liked to laugh when he was in high school, and no one around him knew what he was laughing at. I said me too.

He showed me his college admission notice and sponsorship thank-you letter.

Later, when I said I wanted to repeat, he took me to his house and gave me all the review materials he had used before. He showed me his photo album while sorting out the books.

Later, he sent me home and rode an electric car. On the way, he told me that when he came home from vacation, he often rode alone in this direction, and he walked a long way, but he didn't know where it was.

I also felt a lot in my heart, and then I sent a message saying: I don't know where it is, but I only know the direction to your home.

Perhaps, just in line with his mood at that time.

Later, I didn't use my mobile phone or contact him during my re-reading. After I graduated, I hosted a school banquet. Most junior high school students didn't have time, so I called several repeat students and senior high school students.

I have been in college for almost two years now, and he has been in college for three years. He is tall and has a girlfriend.

That's good.

It is those simple and ignorant feelings that were once the most precious.

There may be many such things in life, but the following two things impressed me the most.

That was when I was fifteen or sixteen. It was the first time I went to my grandmother's house to pay a New Year call with my father, uncle and uncle. Before leaving, my uncle patted me on the shoulder with a smile and told me and my cousins that when you get there, dozens of people will call you cousins. We are all stunned. How is that possible? Everyone thinks uncle is joking.

As a result, when we got there, some people in their forties really called us cousins, which startled us. Later, I found out that they also respected my uncle and my father. They served tea and cigarettes with great care, and my uncle even sat on the table during the banquet. Later, after I asked my dad, I realized that it was because my grandmother's qualifications here were too high, so we followed a little bit and were higher than others for no reason. When we think that they are all so old and call us juvenile cousins, we are also distressed.

When I was in the fourth grade of primary school, I lived in my grandmother's house. One day, I came home from school, a few hundred meters away from my grandmother's house. Someone told me: Your family ate dog meat tonight, which was delicious. I asked him: What kind of dog meat do you eat? He said: Your relatives came today and killed your dog. You can eat dog meat hotpot tonight.

My first reaction was disbelief, thinking that he was joking and lying to me. Because everyone in the village knows that I have a very good relationship with my dog, I picked up a puppy from outside two years ago, which doesn't mean that it has been following my ass and following me back to my grandmother's house. My grandparents don't like keeping these cats and dogs, but I feel sorry for them and have been begging my grandmother to keep them. For two years, it followed me to herd cattle, followed me to swim in the river, followed me to go to school on Zhongshan Road for 40 minutes, and then ran back by itself. Every day when I come back from school at home, it can see me hundreds of meters away from home, and then it will run out to meet me and lick me screaming.

I watched it grow up from a little suckling dog with my own eyes, and suddenly someone told me that it was killed? My first reaction was disbelief. I didn't see it running out to meet me as usual until I got home. In fact, I already have the answer in my heart. Looking at the blood in front of the house and smelling the smell of meat coming from the kitchen, I rushed into the room, covering my quilt and crying. Yesterday, he followed me to catch the pheasant in the mountains. Today, he has become a pot of meat. I really couldn't accept it at the time. My experience of it is constantly shown in my mind like a movie.

I didn't eat that night. They had a good time in the house. I really want to take their pot off. I don't know that relative either. I heard it was a nephew of my grandmother. After many years, my resentment against my grandmother and her nephew has long since vanished, but I still miss my dog very much, and I have never had a dog since.

There are indeed some things in this world, which were thought to be jokes at first, but they are actually true. I wonder if the following two items count?

The first thing is a little sad and scared. Most people who just heard it don't believe it. They thought it was a joke, but it was true!

That was ten years ago: there was a family named Pan near the unit. One early autumn day, Pan Fu picked plums from a plum tree in the yard and sold them in the street. This was a very common thing, but then an incredible tragedy happened. His youngest son came home at night and found the plums on the plum tree missing. When he asked if his father picked it and sold it, he was angry at that time. In addition, his son has had some brain problems since he was a child, and now he has no basic reason. Without saying anything, he took out a kitchen knife from the room, chopped off his father's head several times and threw it into the pond in front of the house ... this is his own father, not a chicken or a duck! !

Later, the police could do nothing about him, so the family had to lock him up and basically starved him to death!

There is another one that seems to be a joke, but it is actually true! 20 16 A relative of mine surnamed Yuan got the resettlement house in the suburb of the county by lottery, and wanted to wait until his son went to high school. Not long ago, she took her mother to the county town for shopping and went to the resettlement house afterwards. Her mother took the key first, but she couldn't open it. Mom called her daughter, and her daughter also questioned whether she would make a mistake in the room: is it 402? Is it correct?

Xiao Yuan went up and found that there was nothing wrong, but the lock just wouldn't open. After careful observation and visit, I am sure that the house has been slightly renovated, the locks have been changed and it is inhabited. How did this happen? It is obviously your own house, but there are strangers living in it. Not to anyone's taste. She immediately called the police. Through investigation and verification, the police found that this case was a similar "fraud": the resettlement house had been sold to a third party by criminals.

One day, strong railway workers patrolled the roadside as usual.

A young woman came running for help in a panic: Sir, would you please come with me? My family is not normal.

As a helpful person, he naturally agreed.

They came to the young woman's house together, and he looked around. This is normal, and he can't help being a little annoyed.

The young woman said uneasily, this is my bedroom. Every time a train passes, it's not normal.

They came to the young woman's bedroom again. The young woman said, you lie on the bed and have a look. You will know what happened when the train comes.

As soon as he saw that he was wearing dirty work clothes, he took it off and only wore underwear.

He was just lying in bed when the young woman's husband came back.

Facing the angry host, he said trembling, sir, I said I was waiting for the train. Can you believe it?

Some things in the world sound ridiculous, but they are obviously true.

An old classmate of mine works in Xuzhou Coal Mine. His wife has no education and gave birth to two babies, a boy and a girl. His wife can only farm at home. Due to the separation of the two places, their feelings gradually faded with time.

At the beginning of farming, I will go home to help my wife collect seeds, and then I will clean up my house and go back to work. Later, I gradually found various excuses not to come back.

One day, he suddenly came back and told his wife that their unit was going to be divided, on the condition that they must be single. His wife is an honest rural woman and doesn't know a word. How could she guess his plot? By the way, whatever you say, he said yes, then we can only go through the divorce procedure (it's a fake divorce, you know me, heaven knows the earth), and when we get a house, I'll take you and your children to live there, and the land at home will not be planted. Hearing this, his wife thought that she had finally got through it and would never have to suffer from the wind and rain again. She casually said:

The next day, they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce. His wife would never want to take this paper, but she really can't be together anymore. ...

Everyone in our village is talking about their family, but his wife is very calm, as if nothing had happened, and she is still working in the fields as usual. Soon after, his wife suddenly suffered from acute cerebral hemorrhage. She asked her mother's brother to call him back to take care of him, but the reply on the other end of the phone was: We are divorced, so don't look for me again.

Hearing this sentence, his wife realized that it was just a scam to say it was for the good of the children. It's true for the sake of the children, and it's also true to want a divorce! It's just that I trust others too much, which is stupid. ...

In fact, women are naturally kind and can even give up their lives for their children! Friend, don't trust others' words easily, sometimes it may be a trap. At the same time, I also want to appeal to you, don't cheat a person who trusts you, maybe the next person to be cheated is you!

If I had heard of it, I wouldn't believe it.

But this is what really happened to me!

There is a fresh graduate in the company. He is chubby and cute.

She has been drinking slimming tea. She called home and said that slimming tea didn't work very well, and sometimes her stomach was upset.

I live in a dormitory and have never had a boyfriend.

One night about nine months later, she went to the toilet several times with a stomachache, and finally stood in front of the bed in the dormitory and gave birth to a boy, fat in vain and crying loudly. Looking at the child who fell to the ground, everyone in the dormitory was shocked. They didn't react at the moment. It was a long time, but an elder sister came to her senses and quickly dialed 120, and wrapped the child in clothes.

After that day, she never came back or contacted any of us.

We guess that she was cheated by a man when she was studying, and she parted ways after graduation, unaware of the possibility of pregnancy.

Menstruation is not allowed Maybe she had irregular menstruation before and didn't pay attention.

When she was pregnant, she thought she was fat (she was not particularly pregnant, we all thought she was fat).

Fetal movement, she called home and said it was uncomfortable to drink slimming tea.

On the day of giving birth, she played badminton (losing weight) for a long time after work and walked a lot at work. To tell the truth, in retrospect, I can't see that she is pregnant.

She probably didn't know she was pregnant, otherwise she wouldn't be stupid enough to drink slimming tea and exercise so much all day to lose weight.

I wonder if I can find her father in the future. I hope the slimming tea she drinks is fake and the child is healthy.

I didn't even know I was pregnant. It's amazing.

When I was in junior high school that year, a very good buddy said that he liked a primary school student and said that he would marry her in the future. We listen to it as a joke. Later, in the third year of high school, I studied for five years. In the fifth year, he was finally in the same class as the girl in his heart. Then they make progress together. Together, they were admitted to a university in Xi 'an in the college entrance examination. After four years in college, their relationship is very stable. They got married right after graduating from college. On the wedding day, our two brothers looked at their happiness and realized that he was not joking.

Many years ago, there were two people in their fifties in our village. They are together all day, and their brains are not normal. It's an intermittent psychosis. They had no source of livelihood, but they didn't starve to death in two acres of land at home anyway, and they were all single. Later, I don't know where the woman came from, but her brain is not bright, so she lives with these two bachelors.

For a long time, they lived in peace. Later, because of this woman, two men had an argument, and one of them killed the other man. Later, the police took the man away, but after identification, the man was indeed mentally ill and put him back. Later, the man and the woman lived together again, and the woman gave birth to a healthy son. Because there is no money to go to school, there is a rich man, the whole village.

When the old man in the village told me this story, I really thought it was a joke. I don't want to believe it. But later, when the man returned to his hometown during the Spring Festival, he told his wife and children about his story in the village Committee on the radio and expressed his gratitude to the whole village, and I believed it.

When my colleague told me this, I couldn't believe that there was such a person in the world, thinking that she was telling a joke, but she solemnly said that it was true. I still can't believe it.

It was a weekend morning, my colleague was resting at home, and suddenly I received a wechat from a stranger: Are you there? I want to go to your house for lunch.

Colleagues can't remember who the other person is, but since they said they would come to dinner, they might be former classmates, forgot themselves and were too embarrassed to ask each other, so they replied, OK, you can come.

The other party immediately replied: Where is your home? Send me the location. Colleagues sent her a position because she moved and thought it was really her classmate. It's a good thing she didn't ask, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Tell her mother to get more delicious food at once. Her classmates are coming. So her mother was busy for a long time and cooked a good dish.

Just then, someone knocked at the door. She opened the door and a woman came in, looking very strange. She asked tentatively, I don't seem to know you?

The woman replied generously: I don't know.

"Then why did you come to my house for dinner?" Colleagues are confused.

"I just want to make friends. I am a foreigner and want to make more friends when I come to your side. " Women's natural appearance, primly said: then they began to eat.

She left after dinner and never contacted again.

The fraudulent phone call you met really happened.

It's true. Now I often talk and laugh with my friends.

When the ship unloads at our port, I am the agent, which is to help the shipping company with the formalities and services.

A crew member went to the street to play, and the ship unloaded the goods and left, but still didn't come back. The phone rang, but no one answered. A ship costs tens of thousands of dollars a day, and the ship left first, so let me find someone, and the company is also in a hurry.

Later, I found it. I found this lady by a taxi last night, but I haven't finished the whole bird's nest yet. John's cell phones are locked. I met a man who asked for a relationship. I don't want to be detained 15 days.

At night 1 1, I found someone, gave him 8000 yuan and let him out.

The ship left, and all the luggage was on board, so we had to take a bus from Guangdong to Liaoning to make plans, because the state-owned enterprises were afraid to return to the ship and listen to the company.

Now let's get down to business. The crew gave 1 0,000 yuan to 900 drivers and ladies, and the remaining 1 0,000 yuan was returned to the ship by car after the tour. I asked him to pay me back 8000 yuan, and he will definitely pay me back. State-owned enterprises cannot leave.

The only way is to call family or friends to remit it. He said that he never dared to tell his family or his daughter-in-law about such a bad thing, so he could only find friends.

His phone rang last night, and now it's dead. At that time, the mobile phone charger was not universal, so we could only borrow the mobile phone. The crew didn't bring their bank card when they went to the ground, so they had to borrow my card to collect money.

Then you will understand. A strange phone number asks you to remit 10 thousand yuan to a strange bank card. This guy asked his friend to hang up several times and told him his family background and hobbies. The last boy believed him, but he could come up with 3 thousand yuan in an emergency one night, which was much worse.

After thanking me, I'll look again. It's another round of bad talk. I laughed to death when I heard it. College students, how to help girls get dumped, how to skip classes and go to internet cafes, and tell all the bad things that universities do. People believe it and ask why they want money. You can only confess. People still don't believe me. Let me testify and charge another 5000.

That's enough for me. He also needs 2000 to stay for one night, eat and buy tickets.

Still holding a mobile phone, I made several phone calls repeatedly and said it again. I charged 3000 yuan, all with my card, and it took more than an hour.

Later, I sent him to the hotel and gave me 500 yuan as a thank-you mobile phone fee, hard work fee and transportation fee.

The next day, he left by himself and I didn't care.

Will you believe it when you receive such electricity?