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Each of us has feelings, which will affect our judgment of a person and our choice. The following is a classic emotional paragraph I compiled for you. I hope you like it.

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1. One day, when we are old, I would like to sit with you in the afterglow of the sunset by the sea, watch the ebb and flow of the tide, see the clouds rolling and the softness in your eyes. Just holding your hand, no matter how time flies, my heart is as warm as the sunshine in early summer.

Everyone has the most unforgettable memory. Strange to say, no matter how long the time is, no matter how complicated the experience is, all I can remember and occasionally come to mind is that paragraph. Maybe it's a song, a voice, a face, and a sentence that reminds the past. This is a kind of fate. It came for no reason, and it was so casual, but everything in between remained in an indelible memory forever.

3, if one day, you want to leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons; If one day you say you still love me, I will tell you that I have been waiting for you; If one day, we pass by, I will stop and tell myself that I once loved that person. Maybe we can love many times in our life, but there is always one person who can make us laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply.

4. Pretend to be strong and don't want people to see weakness; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from knowing loneliness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see the wound; Pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from seeing scars; Pretending to be happy is to prevent people from seeing loneliness. Now I'm fine, pretending everything is fine.

I gave up on you when I didn't have enough confidence to make you happy. I let you go when I didn't have a certain ability to stabilize you. When I have enough confidence to make you happy, you have left me. When I have a certain ability to stabilize you, you have married someone else. She worked hard for her happiness instead of letting her go.

6. Novel: She is very satisfied with him. Let's go. Okay. He stood up to pay the bill, but his leg was limping. No wonder he is talented and successful, but he is still single. While he was paying the bill, she quickly left quietly. Another year, she met him again. He walked quickly by the hand of the child. Your leg? She was a little surprised. Legs? What happened to my leg? He was even more surprised. Later, she knew about his leg. She just sat numb that day.

7, the dust settled, washed away the lead, who trapped her hands and dumped the world! Those prosperous sorrows will eventually become the past, please don't be disappointed, ordinary is for the most beautiful and thrilling. Unreal and boundless, once met, I will never forget it. Years have covered up the past, fleeting, and hastily cast a touch of sadness. -Long song when crying, for those promises that can't be fulfilled, for the deepest love in life, finally dispersed into clouds.

8. Girls are often moved by men and think they are loved. But after a while, I suddenly realized that he didn't really love you. . Yes, men can touch you, but they don't necessarily love you Touching just wants to get you, but love needs to pay for itself. . . Don't be moved easily, because what you need is not someone who moves you, but someone who can be with you. ? Lucci

9. Try to hold your right hand with your left hand and give yourself the simplest warmth. Stop asking for help from others and start to love yourself.

10, everyone has a wound, deep or shallow? I once thought that love at first sight was the most beautiful encounter in my life; I once thought that a promise was the most eternal scenery in my plain years; I used to think that my soul mate would be my pursuit with no regrets. But I don't know, prosperity is sometimes lonely, and sometimes I miss the lingering feelings with you. Along the way, you have never understood me, and people are far apart.

1 1, it's time to come, and it's time to go. We are not angels, and even with pious hands, we can't change the trajectory of life? . . Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny, and everything is like a misplaced painting. -everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. ? Maybe we should really forget about those interlaced things.

12, sometimes, I hope that time will stop for myself, so that I will die with the person I like; Sometimes, I find that people around me don't know themselves, and when I face people around me, I suddenly feel speechless; Sometimes, when you are weak, you want to hide alone and don't want others to see your wound; Sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my present life, pack simple luggage and wander.

13, Plato said: If you love, please love deeply, if you dislike, please be thorough, don't be ambiguous, hurt others and hurt yourself. Plato said that the most regrettable thing in life is to easily give up what should not be given up and stubbornly adhere to what should not be adhered to. Plato said, I thought a bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

14, everyone wants to fall in love with each other, but they are always worried that what they get after waking up is just a deserved sentence. So we learn to guard against it, just because you are no longer the desperate yourself. Just because the person you love wholeheartedly is the one who abandoned you and left. Just because I am afraid of losing, I would rather never get it. So in such an impermanent world, how can you go all out to love someone?

15. Missing is always a strange thing. When something is around, you always care nothing, but when you leave, you miss it all the time. When you think everything is different, you will find that everything has changed, but you haven't found it yet.

16, shuttling through the vast sea of people, look carefully, every similar figure, in the empty street, helpless tears, will burst its banks. Many years later, when I saw a familiar figure, how fast my long-lost heart would beat.

17, it is better to keep silent than to keep promises that cannot be fulfilled; Barely together, why not give up? Giving up doesn't mean losing. You can give him care about what you can't have; If you can't care, you can give her a blessing; If you can't bless, you can still look at her; If you can't see her, you can miss her. If you can't miss her, you can choose your dream. Without a dream, you can wait for the next reincarnation.

18, not many people around us can really pay attention to you. Therefore, we don't need to care about other people's comments, as long as we do our own thing well; Don't look at other people's eyes, just go your own way; There is no need to complain too much, it will make you live more tired. Don't please others blindly, and don't lose yourself wherever you go. ? I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

19 Sometimes, I look at the front in confusion, knowing that Na Pianhai has no you, but I still have to stubbornly set foot on the train to chase the love you don't understand. Fear is always real, and wonderful loneliness is always with us to understand after all, so I can't linger in the same place, nor can I stubbornly guard that I won't come back, let alone obsessively look at your unhappiness.

20. Love is not a solid skating rink. Love is a frozen lake. We can hold hands on it and play briskly around our own circles, but no one will warn us that the ice will melt and crack in that second. At that second, we will fall into the cold water with a sudden frozen smile, lonely, struggling and feeling so cold.

2 1, people leave, people stay, the end of love is also the end of the song, a person leaves, a person waits, perhaps, in the end, love will eventually be crushed into dust in the years.

22. If sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; If a lie is a kind of injury, I choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, I choose to leave. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up. You don't have to have it to love someone, but you must cherish it if you have it.

23. Leave your life to me. Let's create a myth together, no matter success or failure, as long as we have experienced it. If you live only to fill your stomach, you will lose your luster. If you want to be a bad guy with me, it's like betting your life on tomorrow. Come with me if you want to gamble.

24, make a cup of coffee, turn on the music, light a cigarette, let my thoughts spread in the lonely space, let the music flow through all the feelings in the room. Condense your thoughts into faint snowflakes and fly freely in the middle of the night.

25. If a person has been pursuing hopeless love, hopeless goals and hopeless dreams, will we call him stupid or romantic? There is no hope. Is it necessary to let go? However, just one day without any hope, I finally saw a wave on the face of the man who had stayed for a long time in Close Family. Suddenly, all despair is beautiful. Only the most naive people will keep a place for hopeless dreams in their hearts. ? Amy Cheung

26, since one day, it seems that it is not so good with you, and there are fewer meetings and fewer phone calls; When I am lonely, I refrain from looking for you. Dear friend, it's not what you did, but my story has become complicated. I don't know where to start, but it's better not to say anything. Some secrets can only be hidden in the bottom of my heart and borne by myself. I don't want to lie to you, but I'm more afraid of your painful blame, so I have to pretend to forget you. In fact, you have always been in my heart.

27. I admit that I am, but how many possible happiness will I miss? I admire and admire those who bravely and frankly express their feelings, whether they are boys or girls or boys. They are honest and lovely to themselves. They may be too excited to sleep all night because of love, or they may be so sad that they burst into tears. However, it is more wonderful than repeated regrets.

28. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

29. Some people say that since you were born, you have a doomed fate. However, the vast sea of people, the vast world, life is short. How can you find a fixed lucky opportunity that belongs to you? Find the perfect partner? .

30. Fate is a wonderful thing. Many times, we have met each other without knowing it. Then we turned and came back here. Everything is accidental, or fate. Therefore, we should cherish everyone we meet in our life, because you don't know why this short meeting will come to an abrupt end, and then meet by mistake, only to find that we can never go back. What a terrible thing this will be.

3 1, a creature like human beings, when you look closely, turns out to be scarred. Whether you are loved or not, everyone feels differently. We are often unable to find old dreams. Happiness in the world always makes people look better. Because of a smile, I know love.

32. If two people don't make it to the end, no matter how beautiful the process is, you will also hope to be a blank.

33. Shi Xiaoxiang: Marriage is a pair of shoes. No matter what kind of shoes, the most important thing is to fit; No matter what kind of marriage, the most wonderful thing is harmony. Don't compromise your feet just for the luxury of shoes. Others see shoes, but feel feet. It is a truth that feet are more important than shoes, but many people often forget it.

34. What is fate? Lovers always leave each other in the rush of years and grow old with their own happiness and regret. Unfortunately, feelings are two people's business. Living in this world, it is inevitable to be involved in painful skirts. Love someone deeply, and don't betray yourself because of the so-called right and wrong outside. People like that are too cowardly to live.

35. I like a piece of music for a while, and I miss it for a while after listening to it. Sitting for a while, missing the palmprint of another time. What was it like to listen to that song? Did we meet then? Meet or miss? Nevertheless, an encounter without an ending.

36. Never live in the eyes of others and lose yourself. Never be too greedy. Emotion is not a dream, just like a joke: if someone thinks there is perfect love in the world, then this person is either a poet or an idiot. Therefore, we are waiting for our own earth-shattering love.

37. When you want to cry, close your eyes to prevent it from crying; When you are sad, find a place to be in a daze quietly and tell yourself to be strong; When I am lonely, I miss a person quietly and listen to the songs I have heard together. When I was sad, I learned to disguise myself and laugh at others. When you are lost, smile and say nothing to yourself; When I fail, even if I am weak, I will get up and tell others that I am strong.

38. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are hurt can you enjoy life, and only when you are hurt can you understand how strong you are. There is always a windy morning, there is always a gorgeous dusk, and there is always a meteor night; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, it's a wonderful day to be suddenly enlightened?

39. You, the most important passer-by, are passers-by, because you have never stopped for me. I once sowed the seeds of joy in my life. It's just a seed, and it doesn't bloom because you didn't water and fertilize it. I once scratched a scar in my life. The reason why I have a scar is because you have never had tender pity. It once gave me a ray of light and brought all the darkness in an instant. It is gloomy because you never want to light it for me.

40. When you are tired, you will replace everything with silence. I, I won't ask, I won't mention, I'm sad, my heart is broken, I continue to walk alone, and silence replaces everything. I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired. I know, every road is so difficult. I know my road is doomed to be bumpy. I know, I can't force anyone.

Selected classic emotional jokes

1, true love, know how to cherish: no one and no one are born together. Life is not long. How lucky you are to meet the person you love. Why not hold his hand tightly? There is nothing shameful about loving only one person in your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy. One heart needs another to be honest with each other, so that we can be happy.

When you are tired, you will replace everything with silence. I, I won't ask, I won't mention, I'm sad, my heart is broken, I continue to walk alone, and silence replaces everything. I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired. I know, every road is so difficult. I know my road is doomed to be bumpy. I know, I can't force anyone.

There will always be a person hidden in everyone's heart in one's life. Maybe this person will never know. However, this person can never be replaced by anyone. And that person is like a scar that will never heal. Whenever it is gently lifted or touched, it hurts faintly.

4. When the dust settles, when you look back on the emotional journey of your life, the best memory is actually not the love that you lived with each other for a long time, but the love that you have no reason not to regret all your life. Love needs no reason. Once too many reasons are attached, it will become a burden. If you love, be dead set. If you don't love, don't ask questions. There are many people worthy of love in life, but few people can really love.

When we were young, we were paranoid that loneliness was sadness. We are afraid of loneliness, but we are trying to get rid of this fate, but we are even more confused. Time helps us to heal the wound.

6. Time has crushed our memories and taken away too many memories, leaving us with broken souvenirs. I reached out and picked it up bit by bit, only to find that I could never piece together a complete memory. Looking at the scattered souvenir of death, should we cherish it more in the future?

7. Life is like a dream. How many years, bittersweet and salty, a taste, such as drinking a glass of water, cold and warm self-knowledge. In life, few friends can accompany us to the end, always accompanied by paragraph after paragraph, which is also good. I still believe in simple little happiness in my heart. No matter who you are or who I am, I am always at ease with a companion.

8. We all long for an epic relationship. We all fell in love with Wang Yang, but in the end, we suddenly found that young love is as thin as a piece of paper, and there are too many gaps between fantasy and reality. So we realized that there is only one time in life. Then, we were afraid of love again. We began to stay away from love, but finally we found that we could never get rid of this nightmare. In this fleeting time, we experienced the baptism of parting and left a long memory. At the same time, we understand that sometimes giving up is also a kind of beauty, and persistence is a kind of harm.

9. The man said to the woman: I am responsible for earning money to support the family, and you are responsible for being beautiful; A woman's vanity is great, and she thinks this man is very masculine. Many years later, men are in full swing, some mistresses have mistresses, and women are old. When they question men, men will say, I'm not lying to you. This is your fault. Listen, you're a yellow-faced woman now. Why can't you be self-respecting and self-reliant? Why build happiness on men? Everyone is free. .

10, if love hurts the most, it's not that she doesn't love you, nor that you don't love him. But look, but don't hug; Want to, but can't get it; Said, but dare not look at each other. Even if you have exhausted your life's strength and overdrawn your life's luck, you can't get close to it! I have to face forgetting day by day. Why does Cupid's arrow shoot in the heart? It is to remind us that true love sometimes hurts people.

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