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Pictures of jokes that make people happy.

Joke pictures that make people happy, some classic funny jokes, add pleasant colors to your life and bring you joy. You can watch funny jokes when you are free. Let's share a happy funny pictures.

Cheerful joke picture 1 1, "Dear, do you love me?"

"I like it very much!"

"Can you give your life for me?"

"Then who will love you?"

2. A patient is in hospital and needs an operation urgently. Before the operation, he saw the beautiful nurse and immediately asked, "How about a date after the operation?"

The nurse said, "I need to ask my boyfriend about this. Is he willing?"

"There he is. I want to see him. "

The nurse smiled and said, "Don't worry, he will operate on you later. You can discuss it with him. "

One afternoon, the professor was walking along a country road and saw a farmer standing by the side of the road eating dinner alone.

The professor asked, "Why do you eat here alone?"

"Well, sir, you don't know, there are some cigarettes in the chimney at home."

The professor said, "It's not difficult to repair. Let me see. "

The professor walked to the farmer's door before the farmer could speak. Hardly had he opened the door when a broom hit him, and then a woman shouted, "Get out, you old rascal, or I'll call someone ..."

At the dance of an enterprise club, a clerk amused his temporary partner.

Then he said, "Look at that old fool. He is our manager. I have never seen such an idiot in my life! " "

"Do you know who I am?"

"Don't understand?"

"I'm your manager's wife."

"Do you know who I am?" The man asked casually.

I don't know.

"ah? Thank god. "

There is a beautiful saleswoman who has achieved amazing results in just a few months, and her colleagues have asked her for promotion methods and skills.

At everyone's repeated requests, she smiled and told her promotion experience: "Every time I come to the door, I always talk to the male host about the performance and use of the goods, and then say that there is no need to rush to buy this time, and I will come often in the future."

At this time, the host is always happy, while the hostess pays the bill immediately.

6. Wife: "Hey, why don't you meet my mother at the station?"

Husband: "I dare not go."

Wife: "Why?"

Husband: "Your ban on me touching any woman except you is still valid, right?"

7. "What do you love most about me?" The woman asked her husband.

"am I born beautiful or am I charming?"

"I like your sense of humor!"

8. A gentleman and a lady said goodbye through the window.

The train was about to leave, and both of them were in tears.

An old woman sitting next to this gentleman witnessed the scene just now. She said, "Even if it's only for a minute, two people will feel the same way about each other ..."

"Yes, I want to go back to my wife."

9.m: "This style of clothes is everywhere. Why do you like this? "

Woman: "There are girls everywhere. Why do you like me? "

10, parents-in-law have been married for 30 years, respect and love each other, and never quarrel. I specifically asked my father-in-law after I got married.

My father-in-law said, "When I got married, my father-in-law told me not to criticize your wife and her shortcomings and not to do anything wrong.

You know, it is because she has shortcomings and sometimes does something wrong that she has not found a more ideal husband. "

Funny jokes and pictures. 1. God is fair. Give others happiness, make yourself blind, and be afraid that you will feel uncomfortable after reading it.

Second, no one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you, just because of failure.

Third, the tattoo master asked me whether I wanted to tattoo the black wolf or the golden wolf. I said, "Since you are hanging out, you must be ambitious and learn to bear it." Finally, he tattooed me a wolf.

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me assiduously: pay back the money quickly!

6. The interviewer asked me to introduce my leadership experience. I thought about it and said, "I once took a team of 500 people." The interviewer's eyes lit up: "Oh? Then why not do it? " I took a deep breath and looked into the distance: "The number was stolen!"

Every time I tutor Buddha's feet, Buddha always gives me a foot!

8. For me, nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. How to have money is my biggest problem.

Nine, not all women can be emperors, Wu Zetian did it, not all blacks can be presidents, Obama did it, not everyone can praise me, and handsome people did it.

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

XI。 Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."

Twelve, others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan.

Thirteen, the work is endless, the sleep is insufficient, the wallet is not fat, and the mink can't afford it. Earned 200 million in my half life: amnesia and memory.

Fourteen, "Is there any way to make a woman disfigure quickly?" "Take Mito Xiu Xiu out of her mobile phone."

15. In the next life, if I burn incense for a year, I will meet you; If I burn incense for three years, I can know you; If I burn incense for ten years, I can cherish you. For the happiness of you and me in the next life, I am willing to throw away all the incense at home.

Sixteen, what is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

Seventeen, I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family to disagree, especially her husband, who really did it!

18. If today's girl walks in an ancient street, is dragged back to the bedroom by the emperor and washes her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

Nineteen, the hospital physical examination doctor asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

On the subway, almost everyone is bowing their heads to play with their mobile phones. Only a few foreigners are looking at a book with rapt attention, which seems a bit out of place. This move really touched me, as if it reminded me of something, so I stole their mobile phones.

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

23. I eat when I see other girls eating, and I buy when I see other girls buying. Seeing other girls thin and beautiful, I ignored them.

Twenty-four, there is a buddy, especially true. Once I ate noodles in the canteen and got an unknown black object, so I told the canteen master that I was scolded. So this buddy buys a bowl of noodles silently every day, eats it quickly, and then spits it out in public ... Three days later, the noodles in the canteen can't be sold at all, so on the fourth day, the canteen master knelt down and told him to stop.

Cheerful joke picture 3 1, don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

3, you said that you, without a diploma, you still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!

The difference between man and pig is that pig has always been a pig, but man is sometimes not a man.

There are many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

6, alas ~ if this person is not orthomorphic, even the headache is partial.

7. Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.

8. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

9, a man's big toe turned green, the doctor diagnosed: cancer! Then remove it. In a few days, two toes will be green, and then they will be removed! Three days later, my feet turned green and I had to go to a big hospital. The old doctor magnified his vision for a long time and said, according to my years of experience, your socks have faded.

10, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

1 1, grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.

12, policeman: "Have you been drinking?" Ren Lei: "No!" Policeman: "Why does it smell of alcohol?" Ren Lei: "I drank a glass of beer." Policeman: "beer is also wine!" " Ren Lei: "Excuse me, is the snail a cow?" Policeman: "No." Ren Lei: "Is it soy sauce or oil?" Policeman: "No." Ren Lei: "Is that girl a mother?" Policeman: "No." Ren Lei: "Is beer wine?" Policeman: "No." Ren Lei: It's all over! ! "

13, dozens of senior officials traveled by plane, and one of the governors said, "If I drop a one-dollar bill, whoever finds it will be happy." . A mayor said: It's better to leave Bird, so everyone will be happy. Another district chief said: simply throw a one-dollar coin down, and everyone will be very happy when they find it. The pilot said after listening, or I'll leave you all behind and make the whole country happy!

14, the important task of post-manufacturing is post-manufacturing.

15, met a writer's signature: it may or may not look like it. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

16. The person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

17 my son came home trembling: "dad, I only got a score in the exam today." Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "Three weeks later, my son came back from the exam. Father asked, "How was the exam? The son looked helpless: "Sorry, brother! "

18, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

19, your 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth is not found by Baidu.

20, her, don't nag, don't break the bowl, don't talk about QQ, don't go out of the wall. She bought a new house in a nice car and raised her husband as a baby. It's smarter than Zhuge Liang to close the moon and be ashamed of flowers. She is Lin Daiyu by day and Pan Jinlian by night. She loves her children and her husband. She can go to the hall and the kitchen according to her in-laws. I only make money for my husband every day, and my husband is sad if he doesn't spend money. She is one of the top ten people who moved China. Her name is-someone else's wife.

2 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

22, tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

23. One day, A Dai secretly played with his mobile phone in class, and happened to be found by the head teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The head teacher sent a message to A Dai on his mobile phone: "Why don't you listen carefully?" A Dai replied doubtfully, "Who are you?" Head teacher: "Look out of the window." When A Dai saw it, he secretly replied, "Thank you for reminding me. I'll talk to you later. Our class teacher is staring at me outside the window. "

24. A traffic policeman was issuing a ticket when a man came up with a cigarette in his mouth and shouted, What can you do besides issuing a ticket? The traffic police ignored him, and the man continued: there is a drag! The traffic police was very angry, and the man continued: There is a drag! The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie. When towing the car, the traffic police kindly said: Come to the Fifth Brigade to deal with it in the afternoon! Man: It's none of my business! This car is not mine! Say that finish humming a ditty riding a battery car.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

26. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

27. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

28. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

29, go to the toilet at school, old-fashioned squatting. I dropped my cell phone with a grunt when I stood up. I looked down: fortunately, the pit is not very low. I bent down and was about to pick it up when suddenly a short message came, buzzing ... the mobile phone slipped down the pit with a vibration, and a string of bubbles floated at the bottom of the pit! I don't want my mobile phone. I just want to know who sent this message. "

30. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.