Mid-autumn festival cs joke

Twenty-four letters were also for the Mid-Autumn Festival to get together and start arguing about who looks like a moon cake.

O: I look like a moon cake the most.

C: Me, too. I just got bitten.

D: Me, too. I just got cut.

Q: I am also a moon cake. Um ... just a little stuffing.

Romantic Mid-Autumn Festival

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is at the head, the courtyard is flowing, and the concubine's innocent girl leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu.

In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the overlord beside her and muttered, "Xianglang, this beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do a lot of stupid things!" "

Xiang Yu was deeply impressed and said, "Yes ... the moonlight when I proposed to you last year was even more hazy than now."

Mooncakes are rejected

Love moon cakes, love steamed bread, pursue it desperately, and steamed bread will never follow.

Mooncake asks sadly: Why can't you accept me? What is this for?

Steamed bread: "My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi, which is not safe."

Earthworm stuffed moon

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, small fish pestered their mother to eat moon cakes with meat stuffing. Mother Fish said impatiently, "What to eat? Isn't your sister's class too big?" I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? I was caught by a fisherman! "

"Mid-Autumn Festival cake"

A shopkeeper mistakenly wrote "Mid-Autumn Moon Cake" as "Mid-Autumn Day Cake" on the product brand.

A customer said to him, "The word' moon' on this moon cake is written in white."

The shopkeeper said solemnly, "where is the word' white'?" There is still a glimpse on the word' white'! "

Bean curd moon cake

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a couple enjoyed the moon while eating moon cakes on the balcony.

The girl bowed to the moon, sat down and took a bite of the moon cake and said; "I hope that people will live for a long time and have a good scenery for thousands of miles."

The girl's bow brightened the boy's eyes, so she took a bite of the moon cake and said, "Look up at Chang 'e and bow down to eat tofu. "

The girl asked incredulously; "How to eat tofu or moon cakes?"

The boy snickered; "I ate tofu moon cakes."

The girl grabbed the moon cake from the boy: "Let me try it, I haven't eaten tofu moon cake yet."

The boys laughed their heads off.