Joke Daquan: Shot put stuns! _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy

Two lice live in a woman's hair all day. On New Year's Eve, Lice A said to B, "How about going for a stroll?" B: Good! !

So they came to a forest. Found a hole.

A said to B: Maybe there is treasure in it. Let's go in and have a look!

All right! ! For safety, A tied a rope around her body and said to B, "I'll go in first. If I am in danger, I will pull the rope and you will pull me up! " "

B agreed. One will be in the hole soon.

Shortly after entering the cave, I saw a stick sticking out recently. Before he could react, I spat at him and stuck him on the cave wall. He pulled the rope quickly, but nothing happened. A is very angry.

A struggled to climb out of the hole. I saw B lying in the hole with a black face and asked B: Why didn't you pull me? I almost died in there! "

B unfairly, what are you talking about? As soon as you went in, I was knocked down by two big shots! !