Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - During the meal, Lele had finished eating and asked Lily to eat the leftovers from the previous night. Then she made a big pot of soup with rotten vegetables every time. After a day, she asked Lily to
During the meal, Lele had finished eating and asked Lily to eat the leftovers from the previous night. Then she made a big pot of soup with rotten vegetables every time. After a day, she asked Lily to
During the meal, Lele had finished eating and asked Lily to eat the leftovers from the previous night. Then she made a big pot of soup with rotten vegetables every time. After a day, she asked Lily to drink it all and was not allowed to go to the toilet. With Lele's permission, Only then. At night, open Lily's asshole, stuff half of the juicy garlic into the asshole, and then put a wooden stick in it and ask Lily to clamp it and not let it fall. When sleeping, she has to kneel on the beer cap to give Lele To sleep with him, he had to kneel all night, and the stick was not allowed to fall. When Lele woke up and saw that the stick had fallen, he had to kneel for another 5 hours, slap his chest 30 times, spank his buttocks 80 times, and spank his buttocks. 50 smacks, 100 slaps, and not allowed to go to the toilet for five days. Lily spent the entire summer vacation like this. Life was worse than death! Lele also asked Lily to hold Lele's smelly socks in her mouth every day, and she was not allowed to wear any clothes. Even if her classmates came, she had to kneel naked.
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