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Procurement and supply management and accounting
Major in supply chain or logistics management, there will be some running parts at work, which will make people look tired; Accountants often sit in the office, facing the computer. However, the accounting work is stressful, not as easy as the supply chain.
The following is a joke, for entertainment only.
If you want to get married, marry a girl who studies accounting.
1. Girls who study accounting are resilient. Description: how tough it is for such a thick and boring senior accountant to look down and ensure that he will not fail ~
2. Girls who study accounting have temperament. Note: If you don't believe me, please look at the active accounting girls on all major stages ~
3. Girls who study accounting can bear hardships. Note: thick notes, extremely difficult CPA exam, various jobs, professional title exam and ultra-low employment rate are all very difficult for us accounting girls ~
4. Girls who study accounting are more optimistic. Explanation: how optimistic and healthy you are to persist after so many hardships ~
5. Girls who study accounting have good psychological quality. Note: See Zhao Yuan's words for details: When an accountant is forced by his boss to make false accounts, he will die if he does not make false accounts. Yes, the tax bureau will find this a dead end.
6. Girls who study accounting attach importance to feelings. Description: She has seen through the internal control of the enterprise, is used to the merger and bankruptcy of the company, and knows how to cherish it.
7. Girls who study accounting are more independent. Description: the road to study is long, so I stayed in two Kunlun mountains from the horizontal knife and laughed ~
8. Girls who study accounting will be serious. Explanation: I see the micro-knowledge, only she is obedient.
9. Girls who study accounting have a good sense of humor. Note: I have nothing to say about the two terms, just everyone in Doby ~
10. Girls who study accounting can help people around them get rid of their sadness. Description: rationality and sensibility coexist, and I am good at analyzing various economic and emotional problems ~
1 1. Girls who study accounting have a good temper. Description: how to deal with tax bureaus at all levels if you have a bad temper ~
12. Girls who study accounting are not externalized, but pay attention to their hearts. Note: Accounting depends on delicate thoughts and wisdom, not on face ~
13. Girls who study accounting can stand loneliness and wait for someone they like. No explanation.
14. Girls who study accounting can stick to their dreams and beliefs. Note: accounting is a long road, so you need to be cautious when you participate ~
15. Girls who study accounting will not become seaweed. Explanation: In the future, cash and checks in hand will be worth hundreds of millions of yuan. I have seen too much of the world. How can I give up my love for a few copper coins ~
16. Girls who study accounting know romance. Explanation: if she is suppressed by the report for too long, a little move will be moved for a long time ~
17. Girls who study accounting know how to manage their families diligently. Why don't you think that all our economic and financial management can be managed by a big enterprise?
18. Girls studying accounting can withstand pressure. Note: refer to the previous article, PS: Being able to withstand pressure also comes from faith.
19. Girls who study accounting have pursuits and ideals and can fight for their future goals. Description: CPA, ACCA always has one thing that makes us crazy about accounting ~
20. Girls who study accounting feel strong. Description: We should do our best and pursue perfection.
2 1. Girls who study accounting are very fashionable. Description: You can get it and bring it back.
22. Girls who study accounting are always young. Even if you are very old, it won't make you feel bored. Commentary: Who can escape the annual continuing education ~
23. Girls who study accounting will come and make decisions in front of major events. No explanation.
24. A girl studying accounting can't be idle, so don't worry that it has nothing to do with her. No explanation
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