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Cold joke question and answer

Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 a or C? Answer: C is higher (because abcd a is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

1 1 What will happen to popsicles if they are left for a long time? Answer: old popsicle

12 what will a boy and a girl become? Answer: It became two people.

13 Who is the favorite sunbather? Answer: vegetables

14 What is the most useless thing in the world? Answer: pay slip.

15 What is more serious than "spring flow"? Answer: gas leakage

16 Why do two lions fight until they are killed?

17 If Sun Yang marries Ye, what is the historic breakthrough?

18 where is the best wifi signal? Answer: Sunset.

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