Short cross talk lines (2 people), just short! ! !

Touch Shabu Shabu

Author: Ma Zhiming, Huang Zumin

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Published time: 2004-1-11 17:11:00 Source: Chinese Crosstalk Clicks: 4425 times

（Netizens really 叏Ah is compiled based on the recording and typing)

A: Where is the money?

B: Huh?

A: That’s a good thing.

B: Of course!

A: Do you want to get rich?

B: Who doesn’t want to get rich?

A: Want to get rich?

B: Of course!

A: Then you do business?

B: Doing business? I have never studied business and cannot do business.

A: Can’t do it?

B: Can’t do it!

A: Follow me.

B: Follow you?

A: If you do business with me, you will definitely make a fortune!

B: Oh! Can I make a fortune by following you?

A: Hehe, that’s right.

B: That’s okay!

A: Are you willing to do it?

B: Come on, let’s try with you?

A: Shall we do it?

B: OK, OK.

A: Huh?

B: OK!

A: But you have to add something.

B: Add something?

A: Ah.

B: I don’t have any money.

A: No money, let you make money?

B: Make money?

A: Where to make money!

B: Ah.

A: But you can add something.

B: No, add something?

A: You have some at home

B: Ah.

A: Yeah. . . Is there a washbasin?

B: Washbasin? Then who doesn’t? Yes, I have!

A: Enamel basin?

B: Yes, enamel basin.

A: Yes?

B: Yes, yes.

A: How many are there?

B: There are two of them, one big and one small.

A: Almost?

B: Yes, yes!

A: Two?

B: Two.

A: Bring both! Come and lend me one.

B: Bring them all?

A: One for each person.

B: Take all mine?

A: That’s okay. Isn’t this profitable?

B: Ah, okay.

A: Right?

B: OK.

A: If the basin is broken, what’s the big deal?

B: Ah, okay, okay.

A: Take two basins.

B: Two basins and two basins.

A: In addition.

B: Huh?

A: Do you have a school bag?

B: Schoolbag?

A: Ah.

B: Can canvas be used?

A: Okay, go deeper.

B: Ah, it’s deep enough, so deep. (Gestures with hands)

A: Deeper.

B: Yeah.

A: The belt must be long.

B: Then the belt is alive

A: Then it’s even better!

B: OK?

A: Hey, yes! One for each person, don’t carry it like this (gesturing like a schoolbag is slung over one shoulder).

B: Ahh.

A: Carrying it cross-body like this (gesture like you are holding a bag cross-body).

B: Carrying it across the body.

A: The deeper you carry it on your back (gesture the position of the bag), the better. Load and pay.

B: Oh.

A: Do you know?

B: I said this, this schoolbag, what is it for?

A: Pretending to keep money.

B: Just showing off the money?

A: Ah, I made money, it’s great. (Gestures to stuff money into the bag)

B: What kind of business am I talking about? How can you make money like this?

A: Do you have this?

B: Ah.

A: You will definitely make a fortune!

B: Really?

A: Guaranteed to make money!

B: Oh, how to do this business?

A: Hey, how to do it?

B: Huh?

A: This is my wash basin.

B: Yeah.

A: I’ll go to the latrine and dig out the manure! Why.

B: Ah!

A: I'll pour it out into half a basin, including the pulp and pulp, and get half a basin of thin feces.

B: My (yinnei) is a washbasin!

A: It’s worth noting! How much is the basin worth?

B: No, no? That. . .

A: Why don’t you just throw it away when you’re done?

B: No, what should I use to wash my face if I throw it away?

A: Buy again! You can make a lot of money!

B: Ah, okay, okay.

A: Right?

B: Buy new ones. Buy new ones.

A: Oh, take this smaller basin and fill it half with thin feces.

B: Tsk!

A: Where is your basin?

B: Huh?

A: Bring me a basin of clean water.

B: Clean water?

A: Cold water.

B: Oh, just cool?

A: Ah.

B: Is tap water okay?

A: That’s ok! That’s it!

B: That’s okay (yinha)?

A: Hey!

B: Is there any?

A: Mostly pots.

B: OK, OK.

A: You are holding it like this (gesture).

B: Oh, hold it?

A: Hey, hold it like this.

B: Yeah.

A: As high as the belly button (posing for B).

B: Oh.

A: Almost.

B: Oh? Is this still the case? Is this still the case?

A: Hey, just hold it like this.

B: Oh, okay.

A: Where is my basin?

B: Huh?

A: Hold it high (gesture to lift the basin above your head). Over your head.

B: Yeah.

A: I am a bit smaller.

B: Yeah.

A: Be gentle, right?

B: Yeah.

A: Hold it up.

B: Yeah.

A: The street is bustling wherever there are many people, so let’s go there.

B: Oh.

A: Hey, definitely making money! I'm walking in my head.

B: Ah.

A: You are following behind.

B: Ah, can I just follow you?

A: It’s too far away!

B: Ah.

A: It’s too far away and I can’t find it.

B: Oh.

A: Don’t get too close, or follow closely.

B: What should we do?

A: There is this one between us, two or three feet away.

B: That, that’s okay, just have the size!

A: Hey, you are holding this basin.

B: Yeah!

A: Two or three feet apart.

B: Two or three feet.

A: Hey.

B: OK.

A: I’m holding this shit basin.

B: Oh.

A: Where is the lively and crowded place?

B: Huh?

A: I’m going in front, and I’m going to shout first.

B: Why are you shouting?

A: "Hey! Touch it! Touch it! Touch it once for one dollar! Oh! Touch it once for one dollar! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It’s a dollar gadget! It doesn’t cost much! It’s a lot of fun, eh! There’s no shop like this in this village! Just touch it for one dollar! You’ll be seventy-seven or eighty-eight, and you’ll never touch it again It’s so weird, it’s so fun! Touch it! Wow!

B: Yeah! (Long sound)

A: There’s that curious person who says, “Where’s this thing? It’s only one dollar, not much. Shopkeeper, I, I’ll get one!” It’s so touching!

B: Tsk.

A: Pay the money first?

B: Yeah.

A: You have to get the money first.

B: Oh, yes.

A: Take it over and put it in your school bag.

B: Oh!

A: Touch! You can't touch it and take it off.

B: So what?

A: Don’t let others see it.

B: Oh.

A: Still holding it up like this for him to touch and let him get enough of it.

B: Oh.

A: Let him touch, touch! Why! Touch (B plays the role of A, and A plays the role of the customer who reaches up and touches with great effort) "Oh! Oh!!" I ignored him, held up the basin of shit and yelled, "Hurry up, bring the basin of water, and rinse it." Ah, a dollar to rinse it!

B: Haha.

A: Just (Yinzi) you will definitely make money as soon as I open the business!

B: Ah, yes, I will definitely get beaten as soon as you open your business!

A: Let’s go do it?

B: Me!

(End)

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