Classic joke: "The difference between stocks and girls"

The difference between stocks and girls (I saw it online and posted it to make you happy)

1 stocks are abstract and need rational thinking. Think it over before you buy it. Girls are emotional and need abstract thinking. Watch them and chase them.

2 If the stock is too honest, it is called consolidation; Girls are called hot girls if they are too ostentatious.

3 temporarily staying in a stock, the central task is to be raised; Being with a girl forever, the central task is to register for marriage.

4 stocks rarely turn their faces, and turning their faces means that the dealers flee; Girls often make up. No makeup, dry noodles with water is obvious.

5 breaking up with the stock is called cutting meat out; Breaking up with girls is called making a clean break.

6 the wallet of the stock is called the fund account; A girl's fund account is her boyfriend's wallet.

7 stocks lose their temper, usually called shock positions; It is generally called fashion for girls to wear slippers.

8 don't chase up and down when speculating in stocks; Chasing girls must be both hard and soft.

9 buying stocks is called retail opening; Catch up with girls and ask the dealer to cash out.

10 marry a stock and you become a stock critic; Marry a girl and you will become a philosopher.

1 1 share reduction is called reduction of state-owned shares; Losing weight for girls is called exercise to lose weight.

12 pretty girls are blue-chip stocks, gentle girls are long-term stocks, older girls are state-owned stocks, smart girls are technology stocks, lively girls are sub-new stocks, and alternative girls are small-cap local stocks.

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