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Five 600-word compositions are required.
I remember it was a Sunday, and my mother and I went shopping together, with thin legs. Finally, my mother promised to eat, of course, mutton skewers. I habitually ran to Uncle Ugly's booth. Oh! There are so many people! "Come 10 mutton kebabs, two squid, two corn cobs!" I pushed forward, staring at all kinds of baked goods and shouting. Just listen: "Good!" That's a familiar greeting from Uncle Ugly. My mother and I waited for a while, and the baked goods were served. That smells good and tastes even better! I only eat and never look up at people for fear that the appearance of ugly uncle will affect my appetite. While eating, an old woman who picked up rags came to Uncle Ugly's booth. Uncle Ugly stopped what he was doing, took a few kebabs and a bottle of mineral water, and gently said to the grandmother, "Here you are, eat!" " "Grandma also nodded and said," good man, what a good man! How can I thank you for giving me food and drink like this every day? " "Thank what thank! That's all I can do. I'm busy. Please eat slowly! " Mother asked, "Master, do you do this every day?" Uncle Ugly walked over and said, "Almost! Poor old man! When everyone is old, help if you have the ability! "My mother said to me while eating mutton kebabs, son, it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or ugly. It is important for people to have a kind and beautiful heart. "Listen to my mother, I kept nodding, yes! No matter how beautiful a person is, if he does something bad, no matter how beautiful his face is, it is boring.
Every time I settle accounts, it is my mother's business, because I have no money, and more because I am afraid of seeing my uncle's deformed face. I took the initiative to settle accounts this time. When I handed the money to my uncle, I studied his face carefully for the first time. His face is dark, his eyes are small, his nose is a little crooked, his teeth are a little twisted, and his mouth is big ... instead of being afraid for the first time, he feels very kind. When his eyes met mine, I felt so gentle. I looked him in the eye loudly for the first time and said, "thank you!" " Uncle! You have worked hard! "Hearing my words, he raised his head and his small eyes narrowed with laughter.
After a long time, I finally understand why Uncle Ugly's business is so prosperous, not because he has unique skills in barbecue, but because he has a heart to treat others well. The thought of ugly uncle warms my heart. Mom said that Uncle Ugly planted a seed in our hearts. It has taken root and sprouted.
There is a little lazy cat in my house. Although I am so good now, just a few years ago, I was a naive child. At that time, I went home from school to play and eat every day. I don't want anything else Because of me, my parents are worried about me. It can be said that I was too lazy to take care of myself. Every time I hear my mother praise other people's children, I am unconvinced, thinking, just watch, and one day I will make you sit up and take notice. But when it comes to action, I can't get up. Take the little thing of getting up as an example. When I want to get up, I think of the warmth under the covers, and I have no courage at all. There seems to be something pressing down on my body, and I can't move. But I still want to show it to my mother.
Once after dinner, my mother asked me to get a bowl, and I readily agreed. When my mother came back, the bowl had not moved. Her old man mumbled a few words, but she cleaned it up herself, and that's it again and again.
Actually, I also work hard, I think so. Especially in school, every homework is in the forefront, and I have been praised by teachers for this!
Think carefully, why am I so lazy? Because my parents are the only ones in my family. They are the people closest to me. No matter what I do, they can tolerate me. It turned out to be their fault. They used to make me like this. Now, when I grow up, I don't just want to play as before, just want to eat. I have more important things to do, and that is to do my study well, which is one of the most gratifying things for my parents.
Under the careful care of my mother, I became a little girl that everyone loved. In the future, I will also try to be a useful person to society.
"Learn to thank" From babbling to now, I have said the word "thank you" countless times. But the first time I wanted to say "thank you" from the heart, I couldn't say it. I really think these two words contain so many meanings.
Teacher Jiang is my kindergarten teacher, and this sincere story happened between me and her.
It was Teacher's Day, and I found a small gift wrapped in a classmate's drawer in front of me early in the morning. I thought: this must be a gift for the teacher. What could it be? Does the teacher recycle? Will it be biased towards her ... A series of questions surround me, and the bell rings unconsciously. At this time, I found that she didn't take out the gift, so I thought to myself: She probably wanted to give it to the teacher when no one was around! Soon the teacher came, and I ran to her and said, "Teacher, did you watch yesterday's news?" The teacher smiled and shook his head. I swallowed and then said, "The news says that Teacher's Day is getting worse now. If the teacher accepts gifts from students in the future, he will be punished for accepting bribes. " Actually, I made this up temporarily for the purpose of ...
After school, I found that the classmate didn't give the gift to the teacher, but put it in the bag. I didn't know until I asked, but I always refused this gift before I said that. I suddenly felt a little ashamed ... I stood at the school gate and watched my classmates go home with umbrellas, with unspeakable complaints in my heart. At this moment, a simple umbrella covered my head. Looking back, it turned out to be teacher Jiang. "This is an umbrella given to me by the students I once taught. At that time, he said,' Please accept it, teacher, and you will think of me when you see this umbrella'. At that time, I had no reason to refuse a child's sincere thanks, so I accepted it. Now you need it, just support it and go home quickly! " After receiving the umbrella handed by the teacher, I suddenly felt small. I really want to say "thank you" to the teacher loudly, but I can't open my mouth.
Teacher Jiang left and disappeared into the rain. Suddenly I feel that this umbrella in my hand is getting heavier and heavier. ...
At that moment, I learned to be grateful and how to accept the love of others.
Mom, I want to tell you that when I was sick, she was very concerned about me and nervous about me. When I succeeded, she cheered with me and felt the joy of success; When I failed many times, she told me not to give up and not to be discouraged. She is my most respected mother!
The week before the National Day holiday was the most painful period in my life, because I had adenoids. At that time, I had difficulty sleeping and breathing every night. Mom sees it in her eyes and hurts in her heart. She can't eat well and sleep well every day. Every night, when I sleep, my mother will sneak into my room. When I fall asleep, she will sleep again. Looking at my painful expression every day, my mother finally decided to take me for surgery. During the operation, I was nervous, but my mother was even more nervous than me at this time. Every other day, she will go to the doctor to consult my illness. After a few days, my mother was much thinner than before. But in front of me, my mother still showed a relaxed side. Under the careful care of my mother, my illness soon recovered. Mom, I want to say to you: I love you!
My mother not only cares about me in life, but also often encourages me in my studies! I remember a staged exam in the fourth grade, and my grades were very poor. After I came back, I was afraid to give my mother the test paper to sign. But the teacher has sent the exam information to all parents, and I believe my mother already knows my exam results. I crustily skin of head gave three subjects to my mother. At this point, I didn't dare to look at my mother and kept my head down. Suddenly, a warm hand touched my head and heard my mother gently say to me, "Good son, it doesn't matter! Failure is the mother of success! I failed this exam, and I can do well next time! " I thought my mother would scold me, but her kind actions deeply touched me. I silently nodded to my mother and tried to get good grades next time! My mother also said to me, "It's important to get good grades, but even if you don't do well in the exam, it's worthwhile to work hard." That's how my mother always supports me! Help me! Mom, I still want to say to you: you are the person I admire most!
This is my mother! An understanding and loving mother! Mom, I want to say to you here: "I love you very much!" " You are the greatest mother in the world! "
Letter to Santa Claus
Dear Santa Claus:
Hello!
I am a child from China. My name is Chen Di. How time flies! In a blink of an eye, the annual Christmas is coming again. Now, this unique festival in western countries has also spread to China. Today is Christmas Eve. You see, your lovely portrait is posted in the streets and lanes, and everywhere in the shops. People are happy to buy Christmas presents and attend Christmas parties. What a festive scene!
I want to tell you secretly that this year, I expect many gifts, such as a beautiful watch, a drum set and a princess dress ... Oh, I want to go to many places: Disneyland, Britain, France ... Do you think I am an insatiable little girl who wants so many gifts? Although I have so many wishes to realize, if I can only choose one, I hope you can make children all over the world have a happy Christmas. Maybe you don't know, there are still many children suffering from pain and suffering all over the world: earthquakes, floods, plagues ... destroying their homes, taking away their relatives and threatening their lives. In this festival that attracts thousands of people's attention and revels all night, they are in a biting corner and their mood is so painful! Dear Santa Claus, can you make them forget their pain and find their old happiness? How happy they should be when they receive this gift from you! At that time, I will be as excited as receiving a long-awaited gift. Because children all over the world can have a happy and peaceful Christmas!
I look forward to your arrival!
hope
Health and longevity are always lovely.
Alone at home 20 10 Friday, August 6 weather: sunny.
Yeah! You did a good job. Today, grandma, dad and mom are not at home. I even cook! I'm-I'm free!
Before leaving, my mother told me, "Don't open the door to strangers at home alone, don't touch the power plug, don't …" I nodded absently. Needless to say, being alone at home is really boring. How can I have a full morning? Read the book first! I carefully dug out two books on youth literature and art from the bookshelf and read them with relish. When I read an article called "Miss Mushroom", I couldn't help but burst into tears, but I looked up at the door from time to time for fear that someone would come in. "Ha ha!" I was amused by my timid appearance! I will go to exercise during the break, after all, it is best to combine work and rest!
At eleven o'clock, I sat on the piano again, ready to practice. Wonderful notes, like rows of waves, churned out from the piano, and the wonderful melody echoed at home for more than half an hour! I'm not bragging.
I'm already a little hungry at this time, maybe I ate less in the morning! I want to cook! The menu is: staple food, noodles, plus tomato and egg soup. Look, there are vegetables, pasta, soup and water. This is my main course and the simplest! Just do it, wash the vegetables, wash the pot, oil, heat, put the eggs, put the tomatoes, put the cooked eggs, drain the water, uncover the pot and pour it out. The soup is ready like this! Below, below. Wash the pan, drain, boil, put the noodles, turn off the heat and pour out. All right! Tomato and egg noodles are ready! Picked up chopsticks and bowls, wolfed them down and muttered, "hmm!" Do it yourself! "
Soon, they returned! I smiled as soon as I saw him. I asked strangely, "What are you laughing at?" "Why do you have a noodle on your mouth?" Hey! You must have eaten too fast, and it's done!
Let the signpost have a rest. In the mysterious prairie, there is a big animal kingdom. There, spring blossoms; In summer, trees are shaded; Fruits and fruits are fragrant in autumn; It is snowy in winter. There are many villages in the animal kingdom: kitten village, monkey village, rabbit village, mole village and bear village. Each small village turns and connects with another small village by a path of treaty 1 km. The path is flat and wide, and animals can drive through it. But because there are too many roads, every intersection becomes a rice intersection, so small animals often get lost. However, the clever little animals thought of a way: set up a street sign at each intersection, pointing in the direction of each village. Since then, the little animals have never lost their way.
One day, Jiang, the village head and director of the city management department of the animal kingdom, is going to attend a meeting in Fantasy City, the capital of the animal kingdom. Passing the A3 13 highway, he found a little mole putting up a road sign. There are still many street signs hanging upside down in the street. After all, Jiang, the village head, is the minister of urban environmental protection, and he wants to teach the little mole a lesson. "What are you doing here? Are you doing something bad? "
"No, it isn't." Said the little mole anxiously. "When I was walking here, I saw that the street signs had fallen, so I helped him stand up."
"Well, let's hang up the sign first, and then go to find the bad guys together" and see what's going on!
"Great!" The little mole said excitedly.
The little mole and Jiang put up a street sign together.
Then, the two of them started looking for bad guys.
They found that besides their own footprints, there were some footprints beside the street sign. It turned out to be the footprints of two little monkeys, but there are so many little monkeys that they can't all be. So they caught every passing monkey. They searched all the monkeys in Houcun, but they couldn't find them.
At this moment, the naughty and lovely little pig brother ran over and shouted, "Oh, no! Oh, no! The street sign has actually stood up! "
Two "little policemen" came running. "Did you put down the street sign? Then why are the footprints next to the street sign monkey's? "
"It's us. Look at the new monkey footprint shoes we bought in the supermarket. As long as we step on it, there will be monkey footprints. "
"Why are you doing this?"
"We passed by there today and found that the street sign was really hard. We have to stand there every day, so we put them down and let them have a rest. "
Jiang was in a cold sweat. "Well, let's go home for dinner. It is noon now. " Brother pig said.
"oh! Not good! " Ginger screamed. "I'm already an hour late for a meeting in Fantasy City."
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