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Funny Spring Festival couplets

Sticking Spring Festival couplets is a traditional custom to celebrate the Spring Festival in China and a symbol of celebration. The following is my funny Spring Festival couplets. Welcome to read!

The first part: show your wisdom and apply your ability, and create a prosperous future ambitiously; Bottom line: Whip and prance are determined to run a Wan Li together.

Part I: Develop grand plans, whip Kyushu talents, and leap forward; Part two: Create great achievements, be a hero in the world, break the waves and fly a boat.

The first part: the galloping horse spurs the four modernizations and rushes to ten thousand horses; The bottom line is: Sail and sail, and a river and spring flood into Qian Fan.

The first part: Yuyu clarifies the fragrance of flowers and birds; Bottom line: Jin 'ou Gu Yong Horse makes people happy in spring.

The first part: Yurun Sanchun wears red and green Qian Shan dance; Bottom line: the flag is floating, the horse is jumping and the whip is busy.

The first part: the return of the silver snake praises the spring scenery on earth; Part II: Golden Horse Golden Horse Comes to Praise the New Weather of the Motherland.

The first part: Xiaolong took a wonderful book "Fu Peng" to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new; The second part: The steed should sing the wind in spring.

Shanglian: Win glory for our country and rush to the road of reform; Downlink: for the benefit of the people, Qian Fan strives for Fuchun River.

The first part: the snake dance won, the violence was eliminated and the political situation was stable; Bottom line: success, prosperity, elimination of disadvantages and strong national strength.

Part I: Qian Fan has experienced many storms; Bottom line: if the road is triumphant, the spring breeze will be proud all the way.

The first part: changhong's journey of four modernizations urges horses; Part II: Billion heroes sing new songs.

The first part: the willow blows the spring breeze, and the horseshoe rushes proudly to the new road; The second part: the clouds are steaming and the sun is shining, and the magpies are posting the gospel.

The first part: sunny weather, blue sea and blue sky, thousands of trees and flowers compete for early release; Bottom line: Ride Yangguan Avenue with a whip and a thousand horses.

The first part: happy words, mice, bumper harvest everywhere, everyone is happy; The second part: Singing the songs of rich people in the Year of the Ox.

The first part: the old horse knows the way and drives a long car to the road of prosperity; The second part: the silver snake pays New Year greetings, and everything dances in Zhaosu.

The first part: the old man retired and continued the sunset song; Bottom line: Aoxue Cangsong will sing the song of Spring Cattle all his life.

Part one: make concerted efforts to follow the party; Bottom line: Sunflowers bloom, hurricanes and rain bloom in the sun.

The first part: the old snake snake dance is more beautiful in Qingshan; Bottom line: Spring Festival travel rush gallops wider.

The first part: warriors of Jin, Ge, Tie and Ma defend the border town; The second part: The elite of Ye Wei Shuxun generation inspires national prestige.

The first part: hoofbeats like drums; Bottom line: the ambition of rejuvenating the country and strengthening the country is like a rainbow.

Part one: carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future, and the spring of the century is infinitely good; Bottom line: Connecting the past and the future, China Horse has taken the lead.

Part One: A magnificent family show with flowers, red willows and green rivers and mountains; Bottom line: the people are rich and the country is strong, and the dragon and horse are galloping in the new century.

Part I: The great changes in China during the reform and opening up period are really unparalleled; Bottom line: strive for strength, gallop forward and do well.

Shanglian: Feng Wu Longteng Longteng Xingguo Innovation Industry; The bottom line is: People are happy to see Ma Yue strutting into the future.

The first part: Spring returns to the beautiful rivers and mountains to add luster; The second part: The heroic sons and daughters of the prancing horse are in charge.

The first part: Ma Yue Rooster Spring Tour plus horsepower; Bottom line: Drive the dragon after the sun, Long Teng Long Guozhen Rowen.

The first part: firecrackers are the joy of sending snakes to stay; The second part: Wan You welcomes the afternoon horse show.

The first part: the silver snake goes to the farm with wax, and the harvest is in sight; The second part: Golden Horse sends spring, and the national economy is happy to take off.

The first part: Dragon Dance Kyushu Dragon Companion Laguiliu Scenic Area; The second part: Ten thousand miles in Ma Benteng, chasing spring and showing great plans.

Shanglian: flowers, spring breeze, galloping horses, and strong township roads; The second part: China welcomes laughing lions and dances well-off year.

Part I: Blue sky in Wan Li, infinite spring in Ying Ge and Yanwu; Bottom line: A thousand green horses in a thousand villages make people happy and beautiful.

The first part: the good news market of the Year of the Rat is thriving to welcome victory; Part II: The Year of the Ox brings prosperity to Hong Kong and celebrates reunion.

The first part: Shenzhou presents a wonderful report to welcome the rising sun; Bottom line: The earth welcomes the Year of the Rooster, singing a song all the way and making a strong spring breeze.

Part I: The Long March begins with a single step. The second part: Race against time and modernize today's painting.

The first part: watching the old silver snake dance, adding color to the mountains; Part two: I hope today's horse runs at full speed in Kyushu.

Part I: The reform of Ma Jun's early spring generation hero plan: Part II: Huang Ying began to sing a thousand miles of songs and sang a bumper harvest.

The first part: Pumbaa gave a good news in 1999; Part two: A swift horse runs a thousand miles in the spring breeze.

Part One: The Spring Festival will celebrate the prosperity of the Year of the Rooster; Bottom line: Purple air opens the sky, and the sky is full of good news.

The first part: revitalize the greater China road and gallop thousands of miles; Part II: Meet people in the new century and unite as one.

The first part: the dragon snake likes to watch Kyushu open and turn upside down; The second part: make a great leap and cheer for the ten-year reform and prosperity.

The first part: update the chronology, and the snake will return to the abode of fairies and immortals to talk about its brilliant achievements; Bottom line: Ma Yue Shenzhou is happy for a bright future at the beginning of the spring breeze.

Shanglian: rural prosperity celebrates harvest valley like Jinshan cotton like the sea; Part II: Urban prosperity * * * Welcome the New Year, and Ma Rulong is full of traffic.