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I didn't receive a gift and sent it to my circle of friends on Tanabata.

Tanabata sent a circle of friends without receiving a gift. (Part 1) 1, I didn't receive a gift on Qixi, but any festival has nothing to do with me. I'm so sad, so sad. I really want someone to think of me. ?

2, Tanabata, no gifts are common, and a flower is also active. ?

3, there is no gift on Tanabata, and a big meal is still effective. ?

I don't think I am a person who likes to care. No gifts for Valentine's Day in February, Valentine's Day on May 20th, No gifts for Tanabata, No gifts for birthdays. ?

5. On Tanabata, you need a lover without a lover, and you need a gift without a gift. Today, I want to get wind and rain. ?

6,520, no gifts, no birthday gifts, I don't think there is any hope for Qixi. ?

7. No gifts, flowers, surprises, etc. On tanabata. Everything you go back should be made up for me. ?

8, pitiful no one loves, no gifts on Tanabata, lost. ?

9. Um ... I can't indulge myself just because there is no gift on Qixi ... I always want to open a box. ?

10, the cold may be caused by the lack of gifts on Qixi. ?

1 1. Yesterday was Tanabata, and you were at work. As in previous years, there was no company, no gifts and no flowers. ?

12, I want to use a puppy to make up for the shortage of Qixi gifts. Hum! Anger. ?

13, don't be sad if there is no gift on Tanabata, because he may not really like you that much. ?

14, this Tanabata is so miserable, no gifts, no one to play with, no wine to drink. ?

15. As a man with a boyfriend, it is a bit embarrassing not to accept gifts on Tanabata. Let's keep a low profile. ?

16, Tanabata Skip ~ No surprises, no gifts, no surprises. Who else?

17, there are no flowers, no gifts and no big meals on Valentine's Day. ?

18, no gifts to bask in.

I didn't receive a gift on Tanabata and sent it to my circle of friends (Part II). 1, I don't like Valentine's Day more than single dog. ?

2. After getting married, my husband was probably afraid that I was short of oxygen and even gave me a breath on holidays! ?

3, Tanabata is not suitable for me, no one to accompany me, no gifts, maybe I should have a double eleven. ?

4. I didn't receive a gift on Tanabata. Go to hell. Dog man is not worth my tears. ?

Don't ask me what my husband gave me on Tanabata. He has always been very distressed by me, afraid that I will lack oxygen and send me air. ?

6. It is better to send health than to send health. My eldest brother loves me the most. He sent me air for fear that I would suffocate due to lack of oxygen. This is really inseparable from me! ?

7. On the annual Valentine's Day, Comrade xx said that he didn't want to give anything, so there was no gift (I vaguely remember that there was no Qixi last year). ?

8. Some people think that you just keep a low profile and don't show gifts. In fact, only you know that you didn't receive the gift at all. You have internal injuries and grievances. ?

9, speechless, this year is also a year without Qixi gifts, poor. ?

10, I never feel lonely. To be romantic, I am completely free. ?

1 1, no gifts, no red envelopes, no formal dinners on Tanabata night ...?

12, I believe that what is more lonely than loneliness is being with the wrong person. ?

13, suddenly shed tears, so sad, I have a boyfriend, but I have never received a gift. ?

14, there is no gift for birthday, no surprise for Tanabata, it doesn't matter to pretend every day, crying every day, I cry and he sleeps, which is boring. ?

15, Tanabata is just an ordinary Saturday for me, with no gifts, no company, no accidents and no expectations. ?

16, you have no flowers, no anniversaries, no ceremonial gifts, no Valentine's Day, no Chinese Valentine's Day, but I am a girl and I want these things.

I didn't receive a gift on Tanabata and sent it to my circle of friends (3) 1. I bought this watch probably because I knew I couldn't get presents on Qixi. ?

2. Blow beer on Tanabata without receiving gifts. Today, you can hardly find the north. ?

If you play again next year, you won't get the Qixi gift, and you can't let the efforts of this year or two be in vain. ?

To tell a joke, I always think that Tanabata deserves not to receive gifts when it is mixed with other festivals. ?

5. I don't accept gifts, and I am particularly disappointed that I am financially independent. Buy whatever you want. ?

6. What happened to Valentine's Day in China? No boyfriend. Why? You can't have Tanabata without a boyfriend? No boyfriend, no company? You can't get presents without a boyfriend? ?

7. It's 5: 40. I have a hunch that I won't receive any presents today. I don't even have food. ?

8. My old friend sent Tanabata condolences just to comfort me. I understand why I can't accept gifts. I appreciate it. ?

9. Is the unit leader worried that we won't get gifts for single dog Tanabata and have no intention to work, or are we afraid that there will be few flowers in pairs? Pick such a day to pay. ?

10, it seems that everyone is giving gifts, receiving gifts, giving out red envelopes and receiving red envelopes, so that no one will be hurt if they don't receive gifts or red envelopes. ?

1 1, afraid of not receiving gifts on Tanabata, quietly ordered flowers. ?

12, if we can't receive a gift from others, we can prepare a gift for ourselves! Instead of waiting to be loved, learn to love yourself!

13, my orchid blooms on Tanabata. Let's see if we can get a gift to surprise me. ?

14, tanabata, I don't care so much, I can't send gifts, so I'll have a big pot of roast beef with potatoes first. ?

15, eldest brother said that he was afraid that I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't receive gifts on Tanabata this year. ?

16, on holidays, if you can't get gifts and flowers, you always have to get a box of snacks. It's really not my fault that I'm fat! ?

17, Chinese Valentine's Day, no one to accompany me, so I have to sleep at home, wishing myself a happy holiday ...?

18, I'm afraid I won't get gifts on Tanabata and the company. Only work will not abandon you.

Receive gifts on Tanabata. Surprise. Talk about the circle of friends who received gifts on Valentine's Day.

1. I didn't expect to receive gifts when I was much older. Thank you.

2. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

3. All kinds of unexpected thanks for meeting you. This is the most meaningful gift I have received this year.

I received a present tonight. In the past 18 years, I have received expensive and meaningful gifts, but I have never received such a touching gift. The big night makes me emotional ~ I always say a lot of thanks, and some people call me hypocritical. Actually, it's not. I really appreciate you being with me. Especially this year, something about betrayal happened around me, and I cherish the people around me. Thank you for being here.

I am a little happy to receive a gift suddenly today. Hehe, I find myself so easily satisfied. Well, I'm looking forward to the gift.

6. Where are so many beautiful loves in the world? If you meet them, let's be happy together. Thank you for the Qixi gift from my handsome boy.

7. Thank the straight man for the Tanabata gift prepared in advance.

8. Qixi gifts are in place

9. Don't be too expensive for the preview gift of Tanabata. Remember to give it to me.

10. I like to blow the wind like this and count the places you have been with me; I like to look up with the window open, and the twinkling stars piece together your appearance.

1 1. The English word present has two meanings: a gift and perhaps the most precious gift for us now is that it is in front of us now. Although we have been quarreling, we have a happy time of relying on each other and touching each other. This is my most important gift.

12. All relationships in the world will become familiar and eventually become natural gifts. The most powerful force is the ability to make familiar and natural relationships exciting and grateful again. Thank you.

13. I received a gift from Tanabata, and today I am also a happy duck. /a- 147/

14. Like an endless sea, I am trapped in it, and only you can pass me. Like the scorching sun, my throat is dry and only you can quench my thirst.

15. I like popcorn wrapped in thick caramel, thick quilts in rainy days, poetry collections in the library, beautiful sunset at dusk and monsoon information with changing seasons, but I still like you best.

16. In this world, the green hills are dotted with stars, and the spring breeze and the evening breeze are coming, but they can't reach the stars between your eyes.

17. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

18. I am very happy to receive a gift from Korea, although I am not very cold about Korea.

19. Life still needs a sense of ceremony. Thank you for the Qixi gift from XX.

20. Gifts for Valentine's Day in China.

? 2 1. May you look back and bow your head affectionately. Received a gift from tanabata ~

22. Happiness comes too suddenly. Round off, this is a Qixi gift from XX.

23. If time is a song, then we are singers. Those who sing in a low voice can easily empty time unconsciously and make it beautiful.

24. I hope you can walk from rainy days to sunny days, passing by mud and wind. Some people understand your seriousness, some people appreciate your enthusiasm, some people protect your simplicity, some people see through you and some people hug you.

25. Time flows with the pointer, and the fleeting years keep chasing, but only love will never change. Record our story in minutes, seal each other's eternity in an instant, and those who are persistent in love will eventually be loved by love.

I like the wind in early spring, the trees in midsummer, the rain in late autumn, the snow from winter to the sun, and you every day.

27. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

28. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

29. You are a fog, an old dream, a poem written on candy paper, and a pub in my heart.

30. Where you are, the weather is sunny and everything is lovely.

On Chinese Valentine's Day, I received gifts and sent friends to talk about my feelings (40 articles).

On Tanabata, I received a gift and sent it to a circle of friends. I talked about a 1. It is used to commemorate a happy day. It's rare to receive a gift that you really like, or the last two pieces of the seven-square cloth of Sanyang Kaitai and a peaceful and beautiful mood.

20 15 the first snow received your warm gift, thank you for your first winter.

The first time I received a gift from my baby, I was filled with emotion. My baby knows how to be grateful and love me. I am very happy for my mother's heart.

Thank you for your dazzling light and becoming a star in my plain years.

5. I got it. I didn't come back to open it until today. The first gift I received at Christmas was so happy! Nice handwriting, nice painting! ! There really is a big orange. Ha ha ha ha, fat intestines are so cute! Love you, bang bang!

On a rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise and a long-lost touch.

7. Scratching one's ears, I can't think of a copy. Anyway, I'm glad to receive the gift. XX, I have a heart.

8. I received an unexpected surprise at the two-year-old angry meeting today. I am very happy!

9. The mood of receiving gifts is as bright as the sun. I love you.

10. Update a wave of photos and thank everyone who voted for me. Completed in the third year. By the way, bask in the Christmas gifts received in advance. The weather is getting colder. Remember to wear long pants. I'm wrapped in fat at home.

1 1. Thank you, I want you to be my lifelong confidant.

12. Today, my bag asked me for the address of the school and said that I liked something and wanted to use it with me. Ha ha ha ha ha, really funny. I know it's my birthday. I'm so stupid that I can say it, but I think I got a gift. Thank you.

13. There are really many happy things today. The happiest thing is the surprise you gave me. Thank you!

14. Thank you for appearing in my life.

15. Since childhood, the gifts that received the most friends were cups, dolls, notebooks and books. It is my old friend who knows my nature best. Determined to do hand-painted travel notes.

16. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

17. I hate shopping on weekends. But I received an unexpected surprise. Well, always be childlike, so that you can always narrow your eyes and raise your mouth when facing the sun.

18.165438+1October 2 1 Although I didn't show how special today is to me at the first time, I still received many blessings and gifts, and everyone was very considerate, so at the last moment, I want to thank you and wish myself a happy birthday.

19. It really makes me happy to receive his gift these days. Whether it's a birthday present or a gift, I always pay great attention to it. Small details are always caught by him. How lucky I am to meet him!

On Tanabata, I received a gift and sent it to a circle of friends. In the past 18 years, I have received expensive and meaningful gifts, but I have never received such a touching gift. The big night makes me emotional ~ I always say a lot of thanks, and some people call me hypocritical. Actually, it's not. I really appreciate you being with me. Especially this year, something about betrayal happened around me, and I cherish the people around me. Thank you for being here.

I received a man's hand model 2 1.n years ago, and today I received my daughter's hand model, which is really complete.

Harry Potter taught me a spell last night. Let me take a look and tell you: Monday to Friday, hard work is smooth, peace has surprises; Good luck on weekends. Good luck hugs you every day. Happy weekend!

23. The gift arrived as promised. Thank you for accompanying me all the way.

24. Thank you, my friend, for extending your warm hand when I was most helpless.

25. Zhengzhou has been miserable for the past two days. The wind is strong and the breeze is chilly, but you must not come because of the rain. I got up in the morning and was surprised to learn that today is my birthday. This is the best birthday present I have ever received. It must be, it must be.

26. Thank relatives and friends for their birthday gifts. On this special day, I wish everyone a better and better life, and let beauty and chic accompany me forever.

27. I received a surprise today. I prepared a birthday present for our mother and son before the birthday. It's really sweet. My son likes this Mrs. Jima very much ~ I look forward to our trip this year. Love you.

28. When I went to pick up my daughter from school today, I received an unexpected surprise. My daughter gave my favorite Mother's Day gift ~ "Handmade Sunflower".

29. Thank my xx, my good sister, my family, and you who have loved me for so long.

30. Take a walk, chat and love you.

3 1. Wow, what a surprise! There is always such a wonderful little luck in life. How happy I am to receive a mother's day gift from a little cotton-padded jacket thousands of miles away in advance! Thank God for giving me the best child!

32.2008 was a good snow. I received your warm gift and thank you for giving me a wonderful winter.

33. I like the roses I received, and I prefer you who sent flowers.

On Mother's Day, I received a beloved gift. I was so happy that my daughter bought me a cake, new shoes, a box of cosmetics and my beloved piano. I love you.

Thank my husband for quietly putting the apples in the bag every night, so that I can have fruit to eat in the office the next day.

I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. Yesterday, my baby cooked my favorite dinner. Thank you for the little performance.

37. A boring weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.

38. Surprise and accident: intersection: interweaving. Surprised and happy.

On the Qixi Festival Gift Receiving

1, I hope you can walk from a rainy day to a sunny day, passing by mud and wind, and someone can understand your seriousness, appreciate your enthusiasm, protect your simplicity, see through you and hug you along the way.

2. I wish there were years to go back, and I would bow my head affectionately. Received a gift from tanabata ~

Where you are, the weather is sunny and everything is lovely.

4. Thank the straight man for the Tanabata gift prepared in advance.

I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

6, time flows with the pointer, the fleeting time keeps chasing, only love is eternal. Record our story in minutes, seal each other's eternity in an instant, and those who are persistent in love will eventually be loved by love.

7. Don't be too expensive for the preview gift of Tanabata. Remember to give it to me.

8. In this world, the green hills are shining with stars, and the spring breeze and evening breeze are coming, which are not as good as the stars in your eyes.

9. All relationships in the world will become familiar and eventually become natural gifts. The most powerful force is to be able to make that familiar and natural relationship exciting and grateful again. Thank you.

10, if time is a song, then we are singers. Those who sing in a low voice can easily empty time unconsciously and make it beautiful.

1 1. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

12, thanks for meeting you. This is the most meaningful gift I have received this year.

I like the wind in early spring, the trees in midsummer, the rain in late autumn, the snow from winter to sun, and you every day.

14, you are a fog, an old dream, a poem written on candy paper, and a pub in my heart.

15, do you know the difference between you and a star? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

16, received a gift tonight. In the past 18 years, I have received expensive and meaningful gifts, but I have never received such a touching gift. The big night makes me emotional ~ I always say a lot of thanks, and some people call me hypocritical. Actually, it's not. I really appreciate you being with me. Especially this year, something about betrayal happened around me, and I cherish the people around me. Thank you for being here.

17, like an endless sea, I am trapped in it, and only you can pass me. Like the scorching sun, my throat is dry and only you can quench my thirst.

18, I like popcorn wrapped in thick caramel, thick quilts in rainy days, poetry collections in the library, beautiful sunset at dusk, and monsoon information with changing seasons, but I still like you best.

19, I suddenly received a gift today, and I am a little happy. Hehe, I find myself so easily satisfied. Well, I'm looking forward to the gift.

20. I am very happy to receive a gift from Korea, although I am not very cold about Korea.

2 1, I suddenly found out recently that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

22. I like to blow the wind like this and count the places you have been with me; I like to look up with the window open, and the twinkling stars piece together your appearance.

The English word present has two meanings: a gift and perhaps the most precious gift for us now is that it is in front of us now. Although we have been quarreling, we have a happy time of relying on each other and touching each other. This is my most important gift.

24. I received a gift from Tanabata, and today I am also a happy duck.

25. Life still needs a sense of ceremony. Thank you for the Qixi gift from XX.

26. Hey, Chinese Valentine's Day gift.

27. I didn't expect to receive gifts when I was a big old man. Thank you.

28. Happiness comes too suddenly. Round off, this is a Qixi gift from XX.

29. How can there be so many beautiful loves in the world? If you meet them, let's be happy together. Thank you for the Qixi gift from my handsome boy.

30. Qixi gifts are in place