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What's it like to have a girlfriend who eats food?

Hello, brothers and sisters, welcome to see me and tell you what it's like to have a girlfriend who eats food! ! !

My girlfriend's figure is average, with a height of about 163 and a weight of about 55. You probably know what the song is about. I feel that her physique is the kind of fat physique, and the meat is very solid. For example, I can twist a circle by pinching a little on my leg with my hand, but she can't twist it at all. I don't know what this situation is. .

Yes, she is a serious eater. No matter where and when, she can always think of what to eat! I still remember one time I went to see her and had dinner at her school. She invited me to dinner, and then she bought herself a noodle and oil cakes for several dollars. I was surprised and asked her if she could finish eating. She said yes. Sure enough, she couldn't eat any more after a while. . . However, as soon as she left school, she began to buy all kinds of snacks and what kind of noodles she bought. Later, she took me to a street and said that she wanted to eat fried yogurt, with fried yogurt in one hand and cake in the other, and asked me to hold a bag for him.

At ordinary times, we are not together, because we are really far away from each other. We always have a phone call when nothing happens. Every time the phone is connected, I can hear that she is eating. That's right. Basically, every time, it's sausages, apples, bread and so on. I asked her if you didn't eat. Why did you just eat indiscriminately? She would say that I just ate a cake and some steamed buns. . . When chatting on video, I always like to show off a lot of snacks on the bed and let me buy her a snack gift package or something.

She always likes to tell me that she wants to lose weight. At first, I thought it was true. I was very happy. I was wrong. She has told me more than a dozen times so far. Now I will listen to her as a cold joke. I didn't want to run after running for less than a day, so I asked her, and she said to me, you're not with me, no one is with me, and I don't want to move. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, the same words every time, and then they will tell me again in a few days: I am determined to lose weight. . . . I said, really, good. I said to myself: your boy is really leather.

It's also good to have a female friend who eats food, because she knows what is delicious and where there is delicious food, and she can take me to eat delicious food. Besides, she can also cook. I have eaten her cooking, which is quite delicious. After returning the goods to me, I need a cookbook, learn to cook more delicious meals, buy an oven and make bread. . . .

How can I put it? A girlfriend who eats food like this really has joy and sorrow, love and hate! ! ! I don't know what you think.