Ask for more than one super funny joke! ! !

When I entered the first year of high school, the teacher called out "Abbot! Abbot! "

Nobody said yes.

The teacher was anxious and roared, "Who is the abbot?"

Then a faint voice came from the corner: "benefactor, poor monk's name, study room, not abbot!" " "

The teacher was suddenly speechless on the stage. . .

Aunt: Xiao Ming, why are you crying?

Xiaoming: Dad hit me.

Aunt: Why did Dad hit you?

Xiaoming: Because I stole things from other people's homes.

Aunt: What did Dad tell you?

Xiaoming: Next time you steal something useless, break my leg.

Aunt: .........

45. In the 1960s and 1970s, it was generally believed that Fahai imprisoned Xu Xian to catch demons.

In the 1980s and 1990s, people basically agreed that Fahai was embarrassed by Xu Xian because he liked white snakes.

In the 2nd/kloc-0th century, the public almost thought that Fahai had a big fight with Mrs White Snake because he wanted Xu Xian!

"Girl, do you like a tall and handsome man with a sense of humor, a house, a car and a career, who is mature and steady, sometimes gentle and sometimes not serious, and still loves you dearly?"

"Well, yes."

"You deserve to be single!"

It's time to talk about marriage I plan to buy a house with my boyfriend and get married in the sales office.

Sales girl: "What kind of house do you want?"

Me: "the environment is good, quiet and green, preferably on the first floor, and the price is not too high." It should be a small bungalow, which is convenient for relatives to visit during the holidays ... "

Idiot boyfriend interjected: "Why do I sound like you are buying a cemetery!" " "

Me: "Mom, why did you sign me up for so many cram schools?"

Mom: "Rich and willful."

Me: "Have you considered my feelings?"

Mom: "I have no money to accept my fate."