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Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother) 2 A and C, who is taller? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A is lower than C) 3 Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a weak jasmine [beauty]) 4 What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana) 5 Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Poor rubber) 6 What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10,000, just in case) 7 What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn) 8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1 Don't do it, 2 don't stop) 9 How to keep the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence What is 10 white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two) 1 1 Is Jiaozi male or female? Answer: Male (Jiao Zi has a foreskin) 12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer: 13 If a wolf comes to the North Pole and accidentally falls into the sea of ice, what will it become after being picked up? Answer: Betel nut 14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 15, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash" 16 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I was unfamiliar with 17, a fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fat 18 Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar 19, two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark) 2 1 Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing) 22 What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me) Who is the mother of Chicken 23? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken) 24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 What's the name of the child who drove away UFOS UFO for 25 days? Answer: What is the name of the child born with 26 winds? Answer: The water rises (the wind rises) 27 Which animal has the worst sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 28 Wolf, Tiger and Lion Who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Who is the child of Wolf (Momotaro) 29 Red Bean Family? A: What color is the excrement of 30 celery in South China (when those red berries come in spring)? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang) 3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe) 32 Don't go out on rainy days without much money? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3]) 33 What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess the stars} Answer: You Zhu from Wang Leehom 34 pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: The pigs in Han Hong 35 pigsty came for the third time. What should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ 37A and b can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg 38 What sword is transparent? Answer: I can't see 39. Who forgot the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...) 40 Why can't I see God's penis? Answer: The secret can't be revealed. 4 1 Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg, why do many dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu) 44 Why do you want to put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's a long story. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? Answer: Truth 46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly) 47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: Which brand of TCL (smelly) 48 is the worst? Answer: TCL (too rotten) 49 What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish 50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (sperm) fish 5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: The mother bear 52 tortoise built a house in her shell and got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 53 Tortoise in the middle demolished the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 54 The tortoise demolished the house again, built the house again, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite it. Why did the teacher let the dog recite it first? Answer: Dog (Wang Wang Xianbei) 57 Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong). Why don't you vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Which sect in Portugal does not lie? Answer: Who is the favorite person of Quanzhen Sect 60 to lend a helping hand? Answer: Doraemon 6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death) 62 Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you) 63 Where is your pigeon hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof) 64 Why do lions always send people to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost 65 A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a foodie} Answer: 66 bean paste buns died, and his father came to seek revenge for potatoes. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped the potato {guess a vegetable} Answer: Whose is the Dutch bean 67 sea? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea) 68 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens 69 A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Or two chickens 70 A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot, or two chickens 7 1 A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: Why didn't the princess hang mosquito nets when she got married? Answer: Who is the mother of frog prince 73 meters? Answer: Who are Amy's mother and father? Answer: Is Amy's father a butterfly? Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Who is the grandmother of mouse (mouse loves rice)? Answer: Amy's grandmother is a great pen. Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle) 75 eggs fought with chocolate, and chocolate won ~ {a kind of food} answer: chocolate bar eggs were not convinced when they lost, and they went to fight again ~ {a kind of food} answer: as a result, egg noodles and eggs lost twice in a row, and they were not convinced, so they went to find their brother's cake, but the cake was defeated by chocolate and was severely humiliated by chocolate. Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: German chocolate 76 car can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: How does coffee (car, fly) 77 make the drink bigger? Answer: Read the Great Compassion Curse 78. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: Who runs fastest in the history of shy zebra 79? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of Cao Cao) 80 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)