A funny copy that can make people laugh at internal injuries

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

2. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything?" I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that it was really possible to have money, but I didn't have it. This is really a sad story.

Do you think that boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? Let me tell you something. It's all true!

A boy named Cupid hit me with an arrow. Fortunately, I practiced, a flick, a backhand blow, and he never came again.

6. The weather is like a woman. How fickle! The weather forecast is as unreliable as men!

Seven. How can two people be friends when they are not in the same order of magnitude? You can't even play on the seesaw.

8. You are not a simple and thrifty person. You are poor.

You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

10. Parents fool their children to call education, and children fool their parents to call deception. Call each other the generation gap!

1 1. If something happens, I won't blame others in a hurry, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!

12. The little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

13. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

14. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

15. I went to a restaurant with my friends and took the menu. When I looked at the drinks, I found several kinds of beer, so I asked the waiting waiter, "Little sister, which beer do you think is better?" The waiter replied, "It's all the same. If you drink too much, you will spit it out! " "

16. The road to success is always under construction.

17. Being in a daze and doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

18. Life is like a car, which is slow at first, extremely fast in the middle, occasionally stopped by the traffic police, and finally stopped.

Nineteen. If one day you die, you must die in disgrace.

20. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I can go. I gave him a decisive answer: next time.

2 1. Today is a holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is different. To sum up, a holiday is just like farting.

22. What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

Twenty-three The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.