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In front of the hotel: "copy" rice

2. In front of the car repair shop: "push" the tire to repair the tire

3. In front of the retail store: "other" For sale

4. The entrance of the furniture store: "home"

5. The entrance of the decoration store: "decoration"

6. Lost and Found Advertisement: "Inspiration for Lost and Found" ”

7. At the entrance of the installation company: “Press” to install

8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with “wax”

9. At the entrance of the hotel: “Close” "rice

10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. The restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. The sign of the hardware store: "扦 "seat

13. Sporting goods store sign: "Lan" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: big row "block"

15. Farmer's market sign : "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charges

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: Strict "Li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"

19. A certain traffic slogan: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" in danger

20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden"

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Who can give me some examples of irregular word usage in life?

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