The latest funny couplet almost killed me.

Recently, Zhang Laoer added a grandson, and grandpa improvised a couplet when he was full of joy.

The first part: heroic and cool, adding a little Jiro to my family; Bottom line: Big eyes, high nose, better looking than Tang Guoqiang. Horizontal approval: legal acquisition

Li's second child gave birth to a granddaughter, and grandpa was filled with joy and improvised a couplet.

The first part: Hong Hushui, surf the shore, my family is like the Ernie army; Bottom line: oval face, double eyelids, older than Zhang Ziyi. Horizontal batch: come and drink.

Lao Wang upstairs gave birth to twin grandchildren, thinking, what is Niu B? Grandpa and grandma write a couplet together.

The first part: Dongfanghong, the sun rises, and my family has two grandchildren at a time; Bottom line: Raise three children, bring them all, and see who dares to fight. Horizontal criticism: Don't be unconvinced.