Couplet jokes with homophonic allegorical sayings

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

Harmony Association:

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poems on Dongpo of Flowing Water (corpse)-Fo Yin

Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.

Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.

He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Jiang Wei-Jiang Wei, Lu Bu-Lu Bu, Cao Chao-Cao Cao)

In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.

A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

(Su Hu, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiaohe are homophonic: Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiaohe)

Homophonic xiehouyu:

● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added).

●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-. (rumor)

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra

● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim).

● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).

● The rice cooker smokes-confused. The rice is burnt. Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.