Jokes about Christmas should be more than 200 words.

1. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's really hard to feel lonely. If only Santa Claus could send you to me ... I'm Saddam Hussein. Merry Christmas!

This charming Christmas, you hide at home and lay eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs and a small egg. Happy egg laying, pig! Santa Claus in red cotton-padded jacket, lush Christmas tree and golden bell caught our eyes early, which made us look forward to Christmas and gave us a reason to relax, be crazy and entertain!

There are stars everywhere on Christmas Eve, which is a blessing from Santa Claus. When every starlight touches your eyes, it will turn into gentle love to care for your sweet dreams until dawn! Merry Christmas to you!

5. Long time no see! I often think of you, and countless Christmas wishes, that friendship, that accumulated happy memories, that human affection, that warmth of heaven have finally brought us all. Merry Christmas to you!

6. My heart is like a snowflake in winter, falling slowly in this cold Christmas. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. Let my heart dance with you on this Christmas Eve!

7. It's Christmas Day again. It's been several days. Dream of you, wake up and go to sleep; Sitting alone in a humble room, missing thousands of miles away; How could I miss you so much? SMS expresses my blessing: always happy, always smiling, always laughing!

Although I don't believe in Jesus Christ among foreigners, we can still take the opportunity to revel in foreigners' Christmas. Snow is falling, deer bells are ringing, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again. What a wonderful Christmas!

On such a warm and peaceful night, Santa Claus is hiding outside under the green Christmas tree and snickering. Go to sleep! My dear baby, wake up tomorrow morning and you will receive a beloved gift, including me!

10. The bell broke the peace and joy rippled everywhere. Another white Christmas, how desirable. May the silver chorus of the church gently brush your elegant skirt and let you feel my quiet and peaceful love!

1 1. After being with me for so long, I have nothing to give you, so yesterday I secretly bought you an old sock with all my pocket money and hid it at the end of your bed, hoping to give you a surprise. Stop shopping and go back and see if there are any. Merry Christmas!

12. Don't be silly, wait for Santa Claus? ! His old man won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year! Only I can accommodate you, holding my nose and saying Merry Christmas _

13. urgent notice: because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift (it's cold), but beware of thieves. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ..... Don't close the window, it's freezing!

14. Tell you seven ways to live a happy life. 1: Miss me more. 2. Contact me more. 3: Dream about me more. 4. Care more about me. 5. Love me more. 6. Take care of me. 7. The most important thing is to be with such a good me forever! Merry Christmas.

15. I miss you, two hearts embrace you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better and better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are unforgettable! Merry Christmas!

16. There are sparkling snowflakes in the quiet night, with 10,000 kinds of expectations and 10,000 kinds of feelings, just like I want to meet you at Christmas. If I can't do it, dear, then I will keep the moon with snow and sing Christmas songs for you ten thousand times. Touched? Then marry me! If you promise me, I will fly to your side at once! !

17. I told you not to give me a Christmas present, but you insisted on giving it. Well, don't spend too much money. The mink coat we saw in the mall last time will do. I'm waiting. Merry Christmas!

18. If you didn't receive my Christmas present this year, there are two reasons. First, Santa Claus was scared by your smelly socks last year. Second, there is a big hole in your sock, so mend it quickly! Merry Christmas!

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20. Words: 65438+February is coming, 1 A beautiful turkey has come to China to find a girlfriend. Suddenly, when they saw 1 a beautiful China hen, they took the initiative to talk to "Merry Christmas". The hens were silent, and then the turkeys said, "Happy egg laying!" " The hen is silent. A few seconds ... the hen said, it's easy for you to stand and talk. You've never had a baby. How can you understand the pain of giving birth?

Jokes about Christmas (Part Two)

Key words: Christmas, jokes, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus.

1. I shed tears when the old man sneaked out of the window. He went out to work hard with heavy packages on his back countless times. When he turns gray for someone, he wants to say ... Merry Christmas to you, old man.

2. Why is Christmas set in the cold winter? Because you need my warmth; Why is Christmas Eve set in the long night? Because you need my company; Why is there only one Christmas in a year? Because I can give you 365 wishes!

On the winter night when Jesus was born, let's put our hands together and say a prayer: "All wealth-tomorrow … home, all wealth-tomorrow home …"

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I wish you, an unparalleled genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom: Morris, well, hey!

5. I clicked all winter and saw your smile; I copy your smiling face and stick it in my heart; I download my thoughts and keep them forever; I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas.

6. Listen! For you, I would like to be a Christmas tree, I am full of huge fruits, guarding the road you walk every day! I just wait day and night, hey, when will you pay me back?

7. I have been shrunk to a very small size. I will shrink it into the socks of someone I care about on Christmas Eve to greet you: Merry Christmas!

8. The message says to the pig: Happy egg laying! The pig replied, Yes, Merry Christmas to you, too! The news went on to say: pig, you are very healthy! The pig said: yes, I wish you health, too! . The message said: It's a pig! The pig said, this is a message.

9. If you do something bad, call you a bad guy, an empty-headed idiot, tell you to fuck off, call you an asshole, call you a loser, and eat black-bone chicken eggs if you can't chew bones. Read the text message. Merry Christmas!

10. Last night, Santa Claus told me that he would put the most expensive gift in his smelly socks. Where are you now? Take off your shoes and smell them. Stop texting and take it off! Merry Christmas!

1 1. Here it comes. Our happy Christmas dinner will make everyone happy. Every room has ivy, wine, candles and a big meal. What a wonderful Christmas Eve! Only you are missing ... RMB!

12. I let the blessings of love turn into sparkling snowflakes, kiss your cheeks and melt in your heart. I silently pray that at this special moment, you will be happy and happy forever!

13. On the farm, mother cow asked mother hen: Why am I so tired after giving birth to a calf, and you still giggle happily after giving birth? The hen replied: because it is happy to lay eggs! Haha, merry Christmas to you, too!

14. Perhaps a gentle greeting is the most intimate, and perhaps a faint feeling is the most charming. I hope I can spend Christmas Eve with you and let Santa Claus witness our love. My love for you will continue into the next century!

15. It's snowing! Look, how beautiful these snowflakes are! I wish you find your own happiness+happiness in the beautiful snowflakes! Gifts, snowflakes, starry sky and moonlight are all for you. Merry Christmas!

16. In this cold winter and this colorful and sacred festival, I really want to enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere with you. Please accept my beloved feelings: May you be happy and may my love warm your heart!

17. How fast! Christmas bells are ringing in my ears again. I really want to enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere with you. Tonight, I will miss you quietly and spend the whole night like Christmas Eve before, because I have never spent it with you!

18. Winter night, especially miss your day! In this romantic and warm Christmas, let my affectionate blessing turn into a small snowflake, gently falling on your body and slowly infiltrating into your heart!

19. Happy bells ring through the snow, and colorful days belong to you and me. Christmas bells and snowflakes are not as good as your words of blessing me. I give you the same blessing. Are you happy?

20. Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart. Did he give it to you? If it is, then I don't want it, but you should take good care of it. It's my heart!