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Dragon Boat Festival jokes and greetings
1, you know what I think? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you smell! Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
2, an ordinary short message blessing, a plain greeting like water; Let me pick a fragrant zongzi leaf, wrap a sweet zongzi and send it to you in a true message: I wish my friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
3. Work is beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, society will not only give you wealth, but also the joy and happiness of career creation. Treat yourself and eat more zongzi.
Everyone praises you for being sensitive and eager to learn, and you are what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?
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