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A difficult and simple trick.
You're really awake ~
The first question:
You are taking part in the competition. Amazing and hard, you finally surpassed the second athlete.
Where are you now?
Answer:
If you answer first, you are completely wrong!
If you are ahead of the original second person, you will take his place, that is, the second one, pig head!
The second question: (Don't spend more time than the first question, be quick! )
Running passed the last place. Where is it now?
Answer:
If you answered the last two, you are wrong again!
How can we surpass the last person? He was the last one. Why are you still behind him? Pig head, hehe ~
Question 3: (I'm starting to feel a little pig-headed ...)
Math mental arithmetic problem ... no pen, paper or counter, only mental arithmetic. ......
1000 plus 40 ... no ... plus 1000 ... plus 30. ...
Another 1000 ... another 20 ... now it's 1000 ... again 10. ...
What's the total? Answer at once!
Answer:
5000? Wrong again!
Take a calculator and do the math yourself. It's 4 100 big pig!
You are so stupid ... Last chance!
Do you want to continue? Think clearly, but hope you are a master or a pig? !
A seemingly simple elementary school arithmetic test always fails to get the correct answer. Do not believe, you try! ! ! !
A man went to the store with a hundred-dollar bill and bought something from 25 yuan. As the shopkeeper didn't have any change at hand, he took this hundred-dollar bill to the vendor next door and changed it for 100 yuan, and got the man's 75 yuan money back. The man took 25 yuan's things and 75 yuan's change and left. After a while, the vendor next door found the shopkeeper and said that the hundred-dollar bill that the shopkeeper had just changed was counterfeit. The shopkeeper looked carefully and found that it was counterfeit money. The shopkeeper had to find another real hundred-dollar bill for the vendor.
Q: How much did the shopkeeper lose in the whole process?
The answer is below, hold it until you finish reading it ~
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First of all, we can assume that at the beginning, the owner was only 75 yuan, and the owner exchanged 25 yuan goods and 75 yuan money for a counterfeit currency of 100 yuan. At this point, the owner has lost 100 yuan (excluding profits). Then, the shopkeeper exchanged the counterfeit money of 100 yuan with the vendor for the real money of 100 yuan, but the vendor found out and changed the money back. So, the owner just lost 100 yuan, or 75 yuan cash +25 yuan goods.
Look at the tongue twister below ! !
1, new to Jianghu: fertilizer will volatilize.
2, a little famous: black fertilizer turns gray, gray fertilizer is black.
3. Name one party: black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; Gray fertilizer will turn black after volatilization.
4, the world is famous: black fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns gray; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black.
5, a generation of masters: black gray fertilizer will volatilize, turning gray black into flowers; Gray-black fertilizer will volatilize black ash to avoid flying flowers.
6, extraordinary: black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize, black ash will fly; Will the gray-black fertilizer volatilize, and will the black ash become gray and afraid of flying flowers?
7, flying fairy in the sky: the blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize into gray, and the black ash flower will fly back; Ash, ash, black fertilizer will volatilize, and black ash is afraid that flying flowers will turn back to ash.
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