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What are some funny sentences about going home for the New Year?

Happy new year, uncle and aunt. I didn't do well in the exam I'm not hungry. I don't have a boyfriend yet. School starts in February. I have a lot of homework. I advanced into the house.

It hurts to talk about grades in the New Year.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative is in vain.

Every new year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late.

Although there is no taste of the year, we can really watch the Spring Festival Gala properly, and then say happy New Year to each other, and the year begins again.

My new year's resolution this year is: be thinner and have a bigger wallet. Please don't make any more mistakes. Last year, I was cleaned up.

My age really makes me doubt whether I can get lucky money this year.

I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is.