Aaron told a cold joke.

On Dadong's birthday, Chun Wu said, "I wish Dadong good health ..." Holding his breath, there was nothing more to say.

Dadong got out of bed in the dormitory and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Why are my slippers?

When shopping, Chun Wu suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! Virgin bookstore! "1R was shocked and looked up. There is a plaque with four big characters written on it-foreign language bookstore-_ _!

Aaron went to buy mutton kebabs and held out four fingers to say "three mutton kebabs" to the boss. "How many?" Aaron held out three fingers and said "four" ...

The general manager of Fahrenheit Company is surnamed Zhou. As soon as he called, Chun Wu was driving. When he was nervous, he said, "Premier Zhou ..."

Aaron stood in line in the school cafeteria and heard him say, "Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup!" " "(Porphyra and egg soup) Haha, Aaron laughed till he burst into soup.

One day, Aaron ate slowly and was hungry in the rice noodle shop. He finally slapped the table and yelled. Originally he wanted to say that if he didn't go to the rice noodle shop, he would lift the table! The result said, "Boss! ! ! ! I'll eat the table without rice noodles! ! ! ! "The whole store was silent for three seconds, and then burst into laughter under the table. ..........

Dong He 1R quarreled and said angrily, "I'll take you out!" "

Aaron plays basketball in high school. After A got the ball, he selflessly passed it to Aaron, who scored easily. After a while, Aaron got the ball and A shouted to pass it to him. Aaron threw the ball himself. As a result, A shouted angrily: I was really blind in my dog's eyes just now ... all the audience were dizzy with laughter.

In Dadong's impression, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! ! ! ..... class be quiet.

When Aaron was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and talked about a new material, saying, "The sexual function of this material is incomparable with that of the old material ... Oh, no, the performance and function ..."

Aaron just went to the university for military training. The company commander didn't know where the accent came from and shouted the password-"Drill to the left!" ""drill to the right! " Some students secretly said to themselves: "where is a hole drill?" "There is no left or right! ! |"

One day, Aaron and Dadong went to a restaurant for dinner and heard Dadong order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes, not potatoes!

When cooking at noon, Aaron gave Dadong a pot of carrots: "Go and cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "

Chun Wu once asked Aaron how to write festivals. Aaron replied: add a section under the grass prefix and remove the grass prefix!

When Dadong was looking for a job, the examiner asked him when he would graduate. Dadong was going to say 2000, but when he got excited, he said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "What's more, the examiner sighed and said," Confucius' student. "

10 Minutes after class, Aaron raised his hand and said, Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. The English teacher said unhappily, How old are the people who still go to the toilet?

I remember once Wang Yase went to buy a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, Boss, how much is Shakespeare? The boss froze on the spot.

When Dadong was in class, he heard the physics teacher say, "This is a strong sense of spring. I pushed it from both ends to see if it was thickened (constipation). "

Aaron's sister menstruates for the first time. She was embarrassed to find Aaron and ask him to buy sanitary napkins for her. Aaron reluctantly went to a small department store and said to the boss, a pack of sanitary napkins. The boss actually asked: Do you want three delicacies or spicy food? Aaron paused and said, Sam Sun, I'm afraid she can't stand spicy food. . .

1R fell to the ground while dancing. Chun Wu asked, "Does your ass hurt?" As a result, I accidentally said, "~ ~ R's ass fell to death." Khan stood up and patted his ass, farted and said, "I'm still breathing!" "

One day, Aaron ran out of phone bills and asked Dadong, "Dadong, do you have a toilet paper hunger card?"

When I was in Dadong High School, I went out to work during the holidays and wanted to find a job in a restaurant. Because I'm a child and it's my first job, I'm very nervous. I want to ask the manager if I need a job, but I want to ask if I need manpower. The result is: "Manager, do you need a beater here?"

Aaron asked Dadong to go to the market to buy food and prepare for cooking. Dadong buys lettuce from 2.4 yuan. He gave all the change to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor, "I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair." The peddler was speechless for a long time and replied-"I don't want your hair."

Aaron doesn't like the smell of cigarettes and usually says to smokers: smokers are strangled! ! & lt is it pinched off >

Aaron and Dong remembered that when KFC went out to spread its wings and carry incense, they heard what others said because they didn't see the advertisement. They always thought it was Liu Xiang who endorsed KFC. When he arrived in Ken, Aaron told the waiter directly that I wanted Liu Xiang to spread his wings. . .

The ultimate class Wang Dadong and others went to a small shop for dinner. There were quite a lot of people in the shop at that time. A fat waiter is as busy as a bee. Dadong shouted "waiter ~ ~" and the girl ran over: "What are the accounts of several nodes?" When everyone falls down, we will go to this restaurant for dinner later. When we order food, we will shout "waiter pays" and then shout "order!" ! "

When Dadong met Wu Zun in the bathroom, he suddenly didn't know what words to use to say hello. The tie asked, "Have you eaten?" After asking, he felt annoyed and embarrassed about Chun Wu. He replied, "Yes, and you?"

When Chun Wu asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, he asked Aaron how to exchange Japanese yen.

Fahrenheit watched Prison Break. When a man took out a blade from his mouth to kill someone, Dadong suddenly popped out: "Wow, you can still talk with your mouth hidden in the blade." . . . "

After the agent gave Feifei an impassioned New Year speech, the last sentence reached a climax: handsome guys, let's do our work better this year than next year! The whole audience fell.

Aaron's senior teacher is very good. One day, he said, "Take out your homework, let's check the answers, cross the correct ones, and then write the correct answers on them ..."

Chun Wu has recently taken a liking to poetry, and every day he is perfidious "countless heroes shoot eagles with pride". . . . . . "

Aaron was having dinner with a group of friends, and one of them was probably betrayed by his brother. He was depressed, drank a lot of beer, then stood up with a red face and shouted at his brother! Not for sale! ! ! I think what I'm trying to say is that brothers are not for sale

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Dadong went to the electricity department to buy anti-virus software. In a hurry, as soon as he entered the store, he asked, Boss, do you sell Pakistan (Kaspersky)? Suddenly, a burst of laughter! ~~~

One of Aaron's classmates has been reviewing Computer Level 3. One day, while playing football, another classmate kicked the ball to the bottom line. Aaron only heard him shout, Come in! Get back in the car! That classmate doesn't know what to do.